Misses the Mark but Still Delivers
By Amasake | September 11, 2008
SCREW MY WIFE PLEASE #15 — AND SPANK HER MARRIED ASS!
I wanna write a good review, I really do. Cause this movie SIZZLES, no doubt about it.
But the title includes the word “spank” and I expected more spanking than the few light-hearted slaps each woman receives, pretty much as a token. These folks are into screwing, not spanking — and it shows. Where’s the dominant posturing? You call those cheeks red?! Not a whole lot of spanking thrills, here, at all.
But what the movie lacks in spanking it makes up for in expertly-filmed hot, dirty action. Something happens when a woman fucks another guy in front of her husband. She gets off, performing for him. And she feels safe with him there, more likely to push her boundaries. There are points in this movie where a chick’s every orifice is filled & she’s still begging for more.
So… this is gonna be a positive review, despite the shortage of smack-ass. I love the format: old guy resembling a chubby Jean Luc Picard cheekily interviews a married couple & briefs them on the sex that is soon to occur. Then he calls in a male porn star (in one case, two male porn stars), and glorious feats of fucking ensue! The old guy & the husband get off as they watch, and often get in on the action, as well.
Each couple’s scene is a complete little movie, from introductions to a cool little “recap” that plays at the end, a montage of stills taken from the preceding encounter. Watch ‘em all, or pick and choose from my handy descriptions…
Lindsay & Gino
She’s a cute, fit blonde with a fabulous rack, all natural. He looks exactly like what you’d expect a guy named Gino to look like, right down to his dark pompadour & aviator shades. He can’t wait to watch his wife fuck a porn star — it’s been his fantasy (and hers) for a long time!
Lindsay stands up and lets the interviewer remove her clothes, revealing a nice tight ass he pats playfully. He and Gino show her tits some love, then bring in Tice Bune, an AVN performer of the year nominee. He peels down her panties, lies her across his lap, tells her she’s been a naughty girl and she needs her ass spanked. As he smacks her ass, she mmmm’s and yeah’s and tells him he can fuck her ass… Her cheeks take on a rosy glow in the natural light.
Gorgeous outdoor setting, by the way. She lies back in a lounge chair as the three hungry men feast on her sexually. The zooming camera provides awesome views as Tice eats her out & pushes his fingers inside her. She howls and grinds; Gino tells her to cum for him and she lets loose a squirting orgasm as her husband jerks off, and the Interviewer slips his dick in her mouth…
Then, Tice enters her with his huge member and pounds her cunt while the other guys keep her multi-tasking. Soon, Tice is slamming into her asshole, and he spanks her a little, too, in this position. “She likes a really hard cock in her ass,” Gino notes, as if her constant, high-pitched “Oh yeah!”’s didn’t already make this obvious.
Semen goes flying everywhere, as the frenzy reaches its climax. “You’re such a slut!” her husband gasps in ecstasy. Lindsay is the portrait of a satisfied woman, leaning back in the sunshine, eyes glazed with pleasure and spunk all over her face.
Trinity & Lance
What a pretty young couple! She’s a tall, lean Blonde, and he’s got a fit, surfer-boy thing going on. They’re sexually adventurous, and he’d like to see her get spanked and DP’d by two guys. The interviewer helps her out of her pretty, floral sundress…
Enter the porn stars: a tall black guy and a stocky white dude. Immediately, the men put a mouth to each tit, then soon she’s bent over the couch as they take turns smacking her bare cheeks. “Wow, look how wet she’s getting!”
They pull her panties along her slit, playing with her lips & probing her hole. As the interviewer reclines in the background, the two men alternate fingering her, stroking her tits, and stuffing their dicks in her mouth. She mashes her clit, guides a big black cock into her pussy.
Bodies move around into different combinations, but the editing is seamless. Don’t try to figure it out, just sit back & enjoy the interplay of arms, legs, mouths, breasts, private parts… They’re comfortable with each other, relaxed & enjoying themselves. Nice sexy banter, too — much hotter than the Munchkin-like bleating of Lindsay in the first scene.
Soon, the black cock is in her ass, and the guys spank her a few times as she wriggles & bounces. But wait, now the white dick is in her ass, and the black guy is spanking her pussy. Her husband smiles, watching her take the dude’s cock into her cunt while the other guy reams her. Kudos to the camera operator, who makes the most of every angle.
Trinity howls as she orgasms, then the guys take turns jerking off into her mouth. She smiles into the camera as Lance thanks them again for a job well done.
Scarlet & Vinnie
Scarlet’s a very pretty, shapely redhead who’s sexually submissive. She’s a vision of creamy ivory skin when she strips off her black dress & pink panties. The interviewer exclaims, “Ooh! She’s a real redhead!” and though she’s shaved bare she still gives off a gingery luminescence in the afternoon sun. He & Vinnie slap her ass a few times — nice sound, no color.
Vinnie says he’s always wanted a porn star for a wife. When he’s introduced to Lance Romance as the man who will fuck & spank his wife, he stresses how much he wants to fulfill this fantasy, and tells him, “If I’m disappointed, it’ll be a sad day in Hell for both you guys…”
Fortunately, Lance is up to the challenge. He bends Scarlet over, spanks her ass a little, spreads her butt cheeks & mushes them around. Slips his fingers into her slit. He’s a little rough, but she seems to dig it, grabbing at his crotch and kissing him deeply. He bends her backwards, pinching & twisting her nipples in ways that’d make a lesser woman yelp.
Wow, redheads! She writhes & rolls like a cat in heat. She groans, grunts, lets loose some ravenous laughter that almost sounds like she’s possessed. Her husband orders her to suck the interviewer’s dick, as Lance works his hand into her pussy. She grinds into it, makes some great animal faces as her red hair swings wildly.
She climbs astride him and soon they’re 69ing while Vinnie whacks off at the sight of them. Then she’s on top, and Lance’s dick dives deep inside her… together, they bounce in frantic bliss while the other two guys slide their penises into her mouth. Finally, they shoot their wads on her face. As everyone pants thru their grins, the interviewer declares this was one of the wildest sessions they’ve recorded.
Corina & Lenny
Lenny’s a middle-aged guy with a beard, glasses and very shy demeanor. Corina is long, lean and only 19 years old! She’s British, and married Lenny three months ago for his green card. The couple has never had sex, so now porn star Dick Nasty will consummate their marriage for Lenny…
Corina’s sheer red dress slips off to reveal a perfect young body — tight ass, firm legs, and the perkiest tits in the whole movie. After admiring her physique, the interviewer slaps her ass once & leads her to the Jacuzzi, where Dick arrives to greet them.
“Come, my dear, get across my knee, get spanked! A traditional British spanking!” Dick’s an older guy, also from the UK, with a jolly accent that matches hers. She leans across his lap, and he whacks her cheeks solidly — not a lot but enough to tinge her cheeks pink. He also squeezes the flesh around, exposes her holes for the camera’s probing lens.
Soon, she’s sucking his thick, uncircumcised penis, and then she takes the interviewer into her mouth while Dick fucks her from behind. She lies back. Dick slams into her so heartily her tits bounce like she’s on a pogo stick. Nice splish-splashy sounds of the water as they go at it. I like, too, the slow, deliberate way Dick slides into her, giving the camera plenty of time to drink in the action.
He slowly pushes into her asshole. Unfortunately, her sphincter has other ideas, and this position doesn’t work so well for them. Close-up, you can see his dick won’t fit in farther than the head. When the camera backs up, it’s clear by Corina’s grimace & labored breathing that she’s having a difficult time (Lenny & the interviewer, though, seem to be enjoying the show).
Lastly, Dick pulls out and jerks off onto her face, as she licks his cum & makes yummy sounds. “Ya know what else you need?” the interviewer asks, “A little spanking — one, two, three!” And he pats her ass three times, for good measure.
Leanne & Mark
Leanne is adorable. She’s a petite blonde with a sweet, cherubic face framed by girlish bangs. She shines in a hot pink teddy with black lace, and then reappears looking even hotter in a black leather halter & mini skirt. Her eyes glint mischievously as she shows off her “nice English bottom” (yes, another Brit!).
Her husband’s not too sure about handing her over to Eric, the porn star who bends her over his knee, lifts up her skirt, and alternately kisses & smacks her ass.
“We gotta go…” he says, but Leanne tells him he has no choice in the matter — this is what she wants.
“Go over there and jerk off,” she tells him, “I want you to watch him fuck me.” Mark resists a little bit longer, but soon relents. He even makes a joke of pretending to put his wedding ring on Eric’s dick, and then his wife is sucking that dick… licking the balls beneath, drawing them into her mouth as she Mmmmmm’s like he’s made of candy.
One good turn deserves another, and Eric’s tongue goes to town on her groomed-but-hairy pussy. “Oh you fucking lovely man!” she exclaims in her prim accent, “I love feeling like a slut!” He smacks her ass a few times, and soon this girl-next-door is snapping at her husband to yank his dick harder, and barking at Eric to shag her rougher & rougher.
Oh, she’s a feisty one! She knows exactly how she wants to be fucked, and is not one bit shy about ordering her men around. She plays to the camera, smiling into the lens, stretching her body to its limits. She says “fuck” about a hundred million times as he slams into her for all he’s worth. At last, with a loud moan, Eric jerks off onto her face.
“You taste goooooood,” she tells him, blowing bubbles with his semen. She licks up every drop… grins thru a foamy, white moustache, and asks, “Can we go again, now?”
Hats off to the couples and porn stars in these exciting, well-produced vignettes. Not much in the way of spanking, though, so if you’re hankering red cheeks and stinging smacks, this title may leave you wanting more.
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