Nine scenes. Nine girls spanked to tears. It doesn’t get any better, does it? Well, actually yes, it does.
First comes red haired, mop-topped Bobbi. She’s pretty. She looks like Little Orphan Annie, grown up a few years. But only a few. She looks young. We meet her on a bed, on all fours, stripped from the waist down. Her bed, apparently. There’s a child’s stuffed animal by the pillow. Is it supposed to make the scene sexier?
Bobbi starts crying almost immediately, but she keeps getting paddled. Her ass cheeks are spread. Her biology is on display, both orifices. She cries long, breathy sobs — ahhuhuhuhuhuh. She’s made to count. She can barely get the words out in between the sobs. Her bruised, purplish butt stands out against the rest of her pale skin. If she slumps her back in pain or fatigue, the spanker tells her to arch it. She does so. She’s way too beaten and demoralized to fight even that nitpicky little piece of direction.
Look, I’m as perverted and sadistic as the next guy, but this isn’t spanking — it’s torture. There’s no story and no build-up in this scene. But more importantly, there’s no will to resist on the part of the spankee. I love real disciplinary spanking that reduces a girl to tears, but all things have their proper time and place. I like fishing, too, but I don’t want to shoot them in barrel.
Next is Brandi, a dark-haired cutie pie in a schoolgirl uniform. We meet her in her dorm room by herself, reading. In bursts the dorm mother, who starts upbraiding Brandi for her lack of tidiness. Brandi looks a little bewildered at the laundry list of things wrong with her room, as if she’s thinking “I’m here to be spanked — do they expect me to clean up, too?” She’s got a point.
Brandi doesn’t say much more than yes ma’am or no ma’am as she’s being upbraided. I don’t think she wants to be bothered with ad-libbing a script either.
Brandi bends over the bed, her skirt gets flipped up, and she gets paddled in a quick, frenzied burst. It’s very short, but it’s hard and quick and intense, and she starts crying. It’s a sudden eruption of tears that she can’t hold back and probably never expected.
Brandi appears to have a nice body, but we don’t get much of a view. She wears her school uniform throughout, which includes a form-hiding sweater. It’s decent spanking scene — a good-looking girl reduced to tears. But I didn’t love it. I wanted to see more of Brandi, I wanted more of a build-up, and I probably still had a bad taste in my mouth from the prior scene with Bobbi.
The next scene, with Carolyn, is much better. Carolyn looks good. She has long, blondish hair and a pretty face. She looks young, but not as young as Bobbi, and certainly not as helpless or pitiful. Nor does she look as innocent or surprised, as Brandi did. Carolyn looks rebellious and bratty and knowing, like a wayward young woman in need of some discipline.
She’s ordered to strip, and she does so completely. Top to bottom. It’s wonderfully erotic — a great beginning. I like seeing her naked. Then she bends over a chair and the punishment commences.
Real Spankings has great technical production value throughout this movie. All of the lighting, audio, shot composition, etc. is excellent. This scene is a case in point. Carolyn’s face overhangs the back of a chair, and there’s a camera on floor below her, shooting upward, capturing all her facial grimaces and expressions in a well-framed close-up as she tries and fails to hold back the tears.
It seems like an obvious place to put a camera. I would expect it for every spanking video. I love to see a girl’s face as she’s spanked, and I don’t think I’m the only one. But for some reason, most videos shortchange the audience on face shots. Not this one.
As the strapping continues, Carolyn moans vocally in pain. Her breathing becomes loud and labored. When she breaks into quiet sobs, we see it in her face. When the strap makes her cry out, we see it and hear it. Her sobbing becomes louder with each blow. She tries to compose herself, and then comes the next one. It’s too much. Her tears flow. Her mascara runs. She sniffles helplessly. But unlike with Bobbi, the spanking ends when she’s had enough, which is fine with me. I’ve had my own happy ending.
Claire is a very attractive young woman, but this is a weird segment. Claire actually gets interviewed. She recounts a story about a school paddling by the princpal when she was pre-pubescent. Three swats over her clothing. It’s not world’s greatest story. Is it supposed to be sexy? She was in the 5th grade.
The interviewer pretends he’s helping her get over her fear of wooden paddles. Oh, so that’s why she told the story. This is therapy. I get it. It’s supposed to help her. It’s creepy. The paddling eventually happens, and yes, Claire cries, but everything that led up to it was a buzzkill. I didn’t care for this segment.
Donna is next. This doe-eyed brunette looks great. Her face looks great, her breasts look great, and her ass looks great. She’s undressed. It’s like the scene with Carolyn. Donna looks young also, but not pathetically so, like Bobbi. She looks like an attractive young woman you might see on a college campus.
The camera work is great also. Good angles, good composition. Her nice breasts are on display as she’s spanked. They shake and quiver with each blow. The strapping builds slowly. Her eyes gradually brim with tears. She sniffles and tries to hold them back, but to no avail. When she’s had too much, it ends, and she gets to sit on the chair and compose herself. She sniffs and dabs at her eyes, her pretty face looking wistful and forlorn. It’s a sexy, tasteful, nicely-done scene.
Jessica: This is my favorite segment of the movie. It’s a kind of a Holy Grail for me. Every now and then you’re lucky enough to see a girl in a spanking video that reminds you of someone you know in real life, someone you always wanted to spank. Someone who really needs a much-deserved helping of humble pie and corporal punishment. Voila! Jessica does that for me.
And the coup de grace is Jessica’s wonderful reactions. The spanking renders her absolutely powerless. Jessical yelps and bawls uninhibitedly with each stroke. She apologizes futilely. She clutches the bedspread desperately as she cries out. Her eyes are wide with pain. She’s completely subjugated. At the same time, she’s not Bobbi — you can tell she’s a seasoned pro, and it’s all part of the show.
Another great thing is that Jessica has a beautiful, tight litle body. She has nice breasts, a thin little waist, and a picturesque, teardrop-shaped ass. She’s wearing some kind of nightshirt, which infantilizes her more and makes the spanking even better. At the end, the spanker makes her kneel in place, hands behind her back, holding up the night shirt so that her beautiful red rear end is on display. It’s a sexy sight. She remains in place, kneeling and sniffling, as the segment ends.
Kathy: This is another weird scene. Kathy is late for physical education class again. Coach is pissed. She’s in his office. They’re sitting on chairs, facing each other. He takes control. He doesn’t listen to her excuses. He makes her bend over his desk, and he straps her. She’s wearing gym shorts. Soon they come down. Soon her white underwear does as well. Coach brooks no nonsense. Soon she’s crying
It’s decent, but not great. There’s nothing wrong with it technically, but … one of the basic elements of an erotic spanking scene is that you find the spankee attractive. With Kathy, the appeal just wasn’t real strong.
Then, afterwards, it gets creepy. Coach tries to buddy up to her. He’s her friend. He’s looking out for her. It’s not like her to be late. Is something going on in her life? He wants to know. He cares. She reveals no information. Good for her. Look, spanking a girl and paying her for it is a legitimate transaction. But using the spanking to render her vulnerable and then feed her emotional pain to the camera is ghoulish.
Kailee: This segment is long. We’ve got three girls — Kailee, Jasmine and someone else — who are “trying out” new paddles, as if this were rocket science. They look them over, discuss them, theorize about them. Newsflash to Realspankings: we’re not curing cancer here. There’s way too much talking in this scene about the different paddles and what the variatons in size and shape might mean. How do you get three pretty girls into a room for some spanking, and make it boring? This segment finds a way.
Also the “tears” in this scene are cheap. They’re not really from the spanking at all, which is not significant and still in the “experimental” phase. It seems that one of the models, Kailee, is having some personal issues that intrude on the job, and the unnamed issues cause her to have a little emotional meltdown that includes tears.
If emotional meltdowns were sexy, my ex-wife would be the equivalent of Angelina Jolie. But there are good reasons why men don’t like drama queens. I understand that spanking models have personal issues like anybody else, and sometimes those issues bubble up on the job. It’s natural, normal and understandable. But sexy, it ain’t.
Lori. Time for another rant. An average looking girl in a school girl outfit is still just an average looking girl. The outfit doesn’t magically make her sexy or even attractive. Lori a chubby thing who may still be sporting some baby fat. I’m sure she’s of legal age, but just because she’s old enough to be spanked in a video doesn’t mean she ought to be. When she showed up at the Real Spankings office, they should have given her a lollipop and sent her home.
Okay, I admit I’m in no position to judge anyone else. I’ve got my share of sadistic, misogynistic, perverted and voyeuristic fantasies. But this video bugs me. From li’l orphan Bobbi’s stuffed animal to Claire’s pre-pubescent spanking story to the phony “therapy” angle to Coach buddying up to Kathy to Lori’s babyfat, this video is just weird. On the surface it’s all fine because the models are of legal age, blah, blah, blah. But underneath, it’s feels wrong. I’m going to give Real Spankings another chance, because their production value is top notch and some of the scenes were great. But considering all aspects of this video, I’m not a happy customer.