3 stars

Vinly Queen

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

We’ve got another contributor who wants to give you the scoop on what he’s been watching, hopefully what he’s got to say, helps.


Blazing Paddles
Vinyl Queen

“The title of this video drew my attention. Being paddled by a beautiful woman also gets my attention, and the Vinyl Queen is a very beautiful woman. Her beautiful ass in that tight leather skirt is very hot to say the least. Blazing Paddles is a good catchy title, but paddles are not the only thing that blaze in this video. The hairbrush, cane and various straps are also used in a convincing manner. The only thing that was a little much was the moans and shreiks that the guy was making. I know some of it was for affect, but being on the receiving end of a paddle or strap applied by such a beautiful woman should bring moans and groans of joy, I know it would be extremely erotic for me. Watching the Vinyl Queen walking back and forth at various times between swats was a big turn on. She really knows how to make a tight dress and boots look extremely hot. If you are a man that loves to be paddled,strapped,and caned by a beautiful woman you will love this video, I know I did.” – JV
Blazing Paddles
Vinyl Queen

Getting to the Meat of the Matter — Red Hot Video

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Hardcore Spanking Video

Getting to the Meat of the Matter
Red Hot Video Productions

Life can be rough for a spanker. Whether it’s Paris Hilton or that hot receptionist in the dentist’s office, chances are you’re never going to spank the girls you really want to. Even if you could impress them enough to go out with them, or be charming enough to talk them out of their clothing, chances are they’re not going to be into the scene. As a spanker, you learn to accept the wide chasm of seemingly-unbreachable space between those wild and wonderful places where your fantasies allow you to go, and the mundane, often-disappointing reality that you live with.

And yet, breaking through the mundane reality comes … [drum roll, please] … RHV MAN. Here is a man who did not accept the truism that you can only legally spank girls who actually want to be spanked. Armed with nothing more than a great idea and an apparently legally-airtight model’s release, RHV Man figured out not only how to spank hot chicks who don’t want it, not only how to spank them hard and long and well beyond their pain threshhold, but also how to make money at it. I think I can honestly say, with no sarcasm or irony, that this man is a true American genius.

Even so, not all of his videos are spectacular. I wish they were. I root for him. I pin high hopes on what will come out of his studio, because of the amazing potential to be different from, and possibly better than, anything else on the market. So without further ado, let’s talk about Getting to the Meat of the Matter.

Intense Spanking VideoOur first spankee is Brianna. I loved this segment. Brianna has a great body, but it turns out that’s not her only attractive asset. RHV girls are sex trade professionals, and they almost always try to project themselves as sultry and sexualized. They strut and pout and vamp for the camera. Brianna doesn’t. The RHV blurb describes her as a quintessential blonde bimbo. Absolutely not. No only isn’t she bimbo-esque, but she isn’t even very blonde.

Brianna models lingerie for the camera in a professional, articulate way. She reminds me more of a hot soccer mom than anything else. She seems to be doing her job, neither more nor less, and ready to drive away in the household minivan when it’s over. I’ve seen a number of opening RHV scenes, and I was more turned on by mature Brianna performing matter-of-factly as a spokesmodel than all various young hotties I’ve seen posing as femme fatales and making goo-goo eyes at the camera.

RHV man entices Brianna across his lap by saying he wants the panties modeled from that particular angle. Kinda silly, but it fits her professional persona. She’s there to do a job, and if the job calls for a certain position and camera angle, she does it.

He starts spanking her when she’s across his lap. She gets upset. She asks him to stop. He keeps spanking. She gets more and more upset. She curses him and insults him, but mostly she shrieks. She shrieks a lot, things like “Ow” and Stop”. She’s a shrieker, but I didn’t find it annoying. Just the opposite. I was turned on by her competence and professionalism, and I was even more turned on by that same competence and professionalism reduced to helpless shrieks.

About half way through, Brianna starts blubbering. It takes a little while, and a fair share of pounding from RHV Man’s big, meaty hands, but eventually the tears well up in her eyes and start to flow freely. I was very turned on by this scene. It’s a sexy, mature woman reduced to tears, not an 18 year old. It’s a real comedown for her. It’s almost like watching a newscaster or some other kind of professional spokesmodel spanked to tears. Extremely erotic. And it just keeps going. He has her, he knows it, and he plays with her. He can make her stop crying by slowing down, and he can make her start again with another set of slaps. This is RHV at it’s best. I wish the scene kept going, but Brianna has enough. She throws a tantrum on RHV Man’s lap, armsa nd legs flailing crazily, and he dumps her on the floor. She lays there on her back, sobbing like a child, as the scene fades.

Intense Spanking VideoNext up is a young woman who calls herself Rhiannon. She’s sexy and elegant in a way that you don’t often see in the adult industry. She has a shoulder length blonde hair, wide, almond-shaped eyes and beautifully symmetric features. And a knockout of a body. She’s really quite pretty, much more so than Brianna or most of the other women you see in spanking videos. She doesn’t “look” like a porn star. She almost looks like someone you’d see at a debutante ball (except for this really large and unattractive tattoo across her back).

Anyway, I was really looking forward to the spanking. And I can’t complain about it in any technical or aesthetic sense. RHV Man rains blows down on Rhiannon’s butt, just as I expected. She starts to cry pretty soon and keeps crying for the entire rest of the spanking, almost 15 minutes. She also kicks and screams and wriggles a lot. There are a lot of close-up face scenes, which I generally enjoy. I love the idea of a beautiful woman crying and helpless as she’s being spanked . . . and yet, this scene didn’t really do much for me. Why, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because there’s no interaction between spanker and spankee. He spanks, and she reacts, but there’s no chemistry, no back-and-forth, no pacing, no suspense. Or maybe it’s because the scene feels more like tortue than spanking. Most RHV women, in spite of their pain, will do things like push their hair out of their eyes during a spanking. They seem aware of themselves and the camera and their part in the production. Rhiannon seems oblivious to everything except her own suffering. I can’t not recommend this scene, because it’s fine technically, and because it has all the elements of a successful segment. But I can’t recommend it either. You be the judge. You’ll probably love it.

Intense Spanking VideoThe final “girl” is called Stephanie Weaver. Hard to say how old she is, because her face is almost never shown, except in fleeting glimpses. You see her neck, with some wrinkles, and you see some brief, passing grimaces as she’s spanked. Sometimes her face is simply being blocked by her hair. As a viewer who likes to see faces, and who appreciates RHV’s focus on the face in other segments, I had to wonder whether the omission in this scene was purposeful? Was RHV embarrassed to sell a spanked older woman on their videos? Look, that’s their decision, but with never getting a good look at the woman’s face, it’s just that much harder to get into the segment.

Even so, it’s not a bad session. Steph has a nice body, and RHV man tears into it with the usual gusto. Steph keeps telling him to stop. She often uses the word “please” all by itself, not in a begging kind of way, but as a direction on it’s own. The implication is that he knows what’s the right thing to do, and all she has to do is say “please” as a reminder. It’s kind of like a librarian — they don’t say “please be quiet”, just “please”, and you know what they mean. It’s another aspect of the video that makes her seem older, but not in a bad way. I wish RHV had given us some facial close-ups and used her maturity as a selling point, not something to be hidden. She also says things like “that’s not allowed”, in keeping with the older librarian persona.

She’s not a complete librarian, though. She also curses a bit and tells him that she hates him. And she complains about the pain. About midway through the spanking Stephie gets dumped off RHV Man’s lap. She grabs a beer bottle from the floor and goes after him. He stops her, wrestles her back over his lap, and the spanking resumes. Sure it’s a scripted moment, but the spanking continues, and Steph’s pain is quite real. Her ass gets flaming red, and the red even travels down her legs. I’ve never seen the red spread like that. She complains that it “burns” and that she’ll do anything to make it stop. The way she says “it burns, it burns” sounds so real it’s even a bit poignant. She wriggles and fights more than any RHV woman I can remember, and that struggle, combined with her very real pain and very real, unscripted comments and complaints about it, make this video erotic. I just wish there had been more face shots and close-ups. It’s a decent segment, but it could have been a better one.

Overall, this is an up-and-down movie. I loved the first segment with Brianna. I could watch it over and over, and I wish it just kept going. The second scene with Rhiannon was a turn-off. The third scene was in between. At the same time, if I had to make a prediction, I’d guess that the majority of spanking.com viewers will love Rhiannon’s spanking, even though I didn’t. I give the video three stars.

Getting to the Meat of the Matter
Red Hot Video Productions

It’s Your Responsibility — Red Stripe

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008



It’s Your Responsibility

Red Stripes

This video has a great premise. A daughter has been misbehaving in school, and the mother is called in for a meeting. After arriving, the mom is told that, in effect, “it’s your responsibility”. She’s been ineffectual in
raising her daughter, and now, either the mother submits to a spanking herself for the misbehavior, or her daughter will be expelled. Aghast at the potential family shame of her daughter being removed from school, the mother agrees to be spanked.

Mrs. Hunter-Ford, the mother, is dressed in an elegant white suit when she arrives at the school that day. “Good afernoon, Miss Spencer” she says, as she sits down in the office of the school administrator. “I don’t remember asking you to sit down just yet,” replies Miss Spencer icily. Sheepishly, Mrs. Hunter-Ford stands back up and waits. This initial rudeness is a foreshadowing of far greater indignities to come.

Before permitting the older woman to sit down, Miss Spencer talks to Mrs. Hunter-Ford for a while about the flaws in the daughter’s behavior. Miss Spencer then proposes the devilish bargain that is the premise of the movie — a spanking for the mother or expulsion for the daughter. The mother dithers, pondering the humiliation, but eventually she agrees to the spanking.

Miss Spencer then begins ordering the older woman about. “Take off your jacket.” There’s hesitation. “Come on!” she says, raising her voice. Off comes the jacket, then the skirt, and a miserable and no longer elegant-looking Mrs. Hunter-Ford is now over the knee and getting spanked. Her large and attractive rear end gets hit hard and often. She protests when her underwear is pulled down. “Nobody sees my bottom.” But protestation is futile. Miss Spencer is commanding and single-minded.

I like Miss Spencer as a spanker and as a domme in general. She hits hard, and she makes clear that she expects nothing less than absolute obedience. When the mother complains or hesitates to follow an instruction, Miss Spencer says “I see where your daughter gets it.” Protests from the spankee only bring extra verbal abuse and extra punishment. Another thing about Miss Spencer is that she’s very attractive. As
a spanker, she great to look at.

I wish I could say the same for Mrs. Hunter-Ford. She has a large, curvy, spankable bottom, and nice cleavage (her shirt remains on, so we never see more than the cleavage), but she could use some yoga or a membership to the gym. And her hairstyle is so frizzy that it bunches around her face and hides it at various camera angles. Even so, it’s fun and sexy to watch the woman humiliated, spanked and ordered about. Especially when it’s done so expertly.

After a round of hand spanking, Miss Spencer makes the mother stand up and take down her garter and stockings. Then’s she’s made to bend over a desk for some tawsing. After a few blows, Mrs. Hunter-Ford breaks position. Wasn’t the spanking enough, she whines. The pain and fear in her face are evident.

It’s also evident that she’s in a no-win situation with a harsh mistress. Because the mother has just made a fuss, Miss Spencer says, she’s going to get extra discipline. The lesson is clear: only absolute obedience is acceptable, and Mrs. Hunter-Ford hasn’t learned it yet. But there’s time.

The mother appears to start crying during the tawsing. She also reaches back a few times to rub her sore bottom. Each time she does so, Miss Spencer informs her that it earns her extra strokes. It’s a painful Catch-22 for the miserable mom. Her rear end hurts, but if she does anything to relieve the pain, she’ll just get more punishment.

Finally, Mrs. Hunter-Ford is caned and forced to count strokes. She moans the numbers forlornly and tearfully. It’s quite a comedown for the well-heeled woman. She gets extra strokes, because, according to Miss Spencer, she can’t pay attention. At one point the mother is allowed to break position. She stands in front of the younger woman, grateful for the temporary reprieve, sobbing openly, rubbing her bottom and tearfully asking for the session to end.

It doesn’t. She’s forced to touch her toes for the final, extra strokes of the cane. Her sobbing gets louder and longer in this position. She’s good at touching her hands all the way to the floor, though. Maybe she doesn’t need yoga after all.

At the end, Miss Spencer tells Mrs. Hunter-Ford to go home and spank her daughter the way she’s been spanked. And Miss Spencer even says she’ll inspect the daughter’s bottom upon her return to school. Sobbing, sniffling and moving her sore body painfully and gingerly, Mrs. Hunter-Ford gets herself dressed to leave.

This movie has good and not-so-good aspects. One strength is the willingness of Mrs. Hunter-Ford to endure such a long, hard punishment session. And her tears and other reactions are wonderful throughout. Other strengths are the strictness and sheer physical attractiveness of the domme. Miss Spencer is very easy on the eyes, and her relentless insistence on absolute obedience results in a very painful and humiliating session for Mrs. Hunter-Ford.

The main weakness, though, is also Mrs. Hunter-Ford herself. She’s not that attractive physically, and not that convincing as a wealthy, upper strata English woman. The subtext of the movie’s premise is that a woman who would never take a spanking in other circumstances is forced to so. But Mrs. Hunter-Ford never really comes off as haughty or arrogant or commanding. Even before she gets spanked, her voice, manner and posture are more compliant than dominant. So her spanking, while erotic and enjoyable, is never quite the comedown for a proud, domineering woman that the video’s premise suggests. Even so, it’s an enjoyable and erotic video of a harsh and painful spanking session.


It’s Your Responsibility

Red Stripes

Bars & Stripes — Sent Down 2

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Women behind bars! Sadistic guards! Predatory prison gangs! Shower scenes! Confrontations in the yard! This movie has none of those things. It’s actually about the intake portion of prison. Y’know, the new prisoner reporting, the initial “interview” and orientation, the strip search. No shower scenes, but there’s still a whole lot of potential for some good, sexy material.

Sent Down 2 has three segments, and in the first segment, the potential for erotic spanking drama is realized. It features prisoner Gina Moon, a white collar criminal reporting for her first day of incarceration. She shows up with a business suit and a haughty attitude — just the kind of attitude that gets eviscerated by the harsh but humdrum routine of prison intake. Stand with your feet on the white line, ask no questions, speak when you’re spoken to, respond with Sir or Ma’am. These kinds minor details work delicious magic on the prisoner’s attitude, turning her from a powerful bank executive into a submissive nobody.

The transformation is also done through the slow stripping away of her trappings of power from the outside world: her clothing. First she loses her business suit jacket, then her skirt, and then everything else except her bra, before she is allowed — allowed, mind you (she has to be given permission) — to put on her extremely short orange prison dress. This humiliating forced nudity and search is brutal without being brutal — it’s all psychological.

Well, not all psychological. Along the way she makes various mistakes in prisoner etiquette. She is reprimanded, yelled at, forced to assume the position, spanked and eventually paddled on her bare butt. She is made to count strokes and say “thank you, sir”, in a voice that becomes smaller and more submissive as the punishment continues.

It’s a great scene, but the next two segments don’t quite live up to it. Prisoner number 2 is Amy Hunter, who is supposed to be a kind of fictional representation of the real life criminal and tabloid queen, Amy Fisher. This Amy is young-looking, displays a sullen attitude, and has a hot body reminiscent of the Long Island Lolita.

But the scene never really took off for me. The guard in the segment is annoyingly loud and full of himself. The girl’s personality is sullen and vaguely rebellious, but not much else. The camera angles are limited, so we only really see Amy’s face in profile. And the potentially-delicious strip search and clothing change scene that I enjoyed so much with Gina is cut short.

Amy gets spanked and paddled, She was sullen before it, she’s sullen during, and she’s sullen afterwards. The guard yells and tries to act tough before, during and after. The matron is snide and mean before, during and after. You get the idea? Not much happens. Amy is paddled, but the camera angles aren’t great, the acting is annoying, and the “story” never really jels. Amy is hot, though.

Scene 3 is also a disappointment, especially after my expectations were high from scene one. The prisoner is an attractive brunette with a German or Eastern European accent. The audio quality isn’t great, so a lot of the dialogue is hard to follow. If she has an identity and a personality that I’m supposed to be interested in, I wasn’t able to pick up on it. She may have a hoity-toity personality similar to Gina, because at one point she’s told to remove her clothing and she replies “I beg your pardon?”. But she’s not dressed to portray that image, and her voice and don’t manner don’t carry it off either.

She’s also stripped in the course of intake. She’s also spanked and paddled for her breaches of prisoner etiquette. But with the poor audio and limited camera angles, I never feel like I know her well enough to be particularly interested.

Overall. this video has a great first scene that’s well worth watching. It also has a lot of potential for the future. I really like the disciplinary aspect — grown women forced to obediently tow the line of prisoner etiquette. Rebellious spirits being broken, through humiliation, forced nudity, mandatory submission, and of course, spanking and paddling. I plan to check out other episodes and see if this series lives up to its promise.

Apologies Not Accepted – California Star

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Apologies Not Accepted

California Star Productions

Ready for an improbable and convoluted series of events? Good. The action begins with a professionally-attired woman sitting at a desk working. We learn that this woman is a teacher named Ms. Fay, and that yesterday she spanked and paddled a student in her class named Helga. We learn this because Helga’s mother bursts into the room and confronts Ms. Fay about it. Helga’s mother then begins spanking and paddling Ms. Fay. In walks the school principal, who then spanks both Ms. Fay and Helga’s mother. Improbable? Yes. Ridiculous? Probably. Did I know that when I chose to watch? Yes. So why did I choose to watch? Because I find it sexy.

There must be hundreds of spanking videos featuring young or young-looking women and girls being spanked. Nothing against those videos, but such young women tend to be fairly submissive from the start. They’ve spent their entire lives in positions of subordination relative to authority. They’re children, they’re students, they’re daughters, etc. If they’ve worked or acquired life experience outside of school or family, it’s most likely been at a junior level. They fit much more easily and naturally into the role of being spanked.

I’d rather see a more mature woman get spanked. A mother, a teacher, a professional — someone who is used being in control and being listened to. Someone for whom the act of taking direction and the experience of being forced to do as your told or face corporal punishment is an unnatural and difficult role. That’s why I chose this video, and in spite of it’s improbability and ridiculousness, I wasn’t disappointed by it. If fact, I liked it a lot.

Helga’s Mom (if she has a name in this video, I didn’t catch it) is angry with Ms. Fay. She is loud and in-her-face about the spanking Helga received. Ms. Fay responds by being confident and professional is a rather smug way. She treats Helga’s Mom dismissively, which only makes the mother more angry. The mother says that Helga is at home crying her eyes out over the humiliation of being spanked in front of the whole class. I don’t know what can be done about, responds Ms. Fay. But I do, says the mother, and she takes Ms. Fay by the wrist, leads her away from her desk, and brings her down over the knee.

Ms. Fay is shapely and attractive. She’s wearing a knee-length skirt and a white blouse with some cleavage. Her body looks great. “Is this really necessary?” she protests in a clipped British accent. Her bottom is in the air, her hands are on the floor, and her skirted rear end is being smacked. Her confident, professional demeanor is gone now. She looks uncomfortable and put-out, even helpless. The brow of her pretty face is furrowed. Her voice has a pleading note. When her skirt is pulled up, it reveals fishnet stockings and sheer blanck panties. And phenomenal legs. The panties get pulled down shortly. Her rear end is beautiful as well.

The once-smug Ms. Fay apologizes fairly quickly, but “sorry” isn’t good enough for Helga’s mom. She’s intent on doing to Ms. Fay what Ms. Fay did to Helga. She taunts Ms. Fay at times. “How does it feel?” she asks, as the blows rain down. They are glancing blows, not hard ones. The drama is psychological, not physical. Ms. Fay admits it doesn’t feel good. It never does when the tables are turned.

Helga’s Mom orders Ms. Fay to go to her desk and get the paddle, just as Ms. Fay did to Helga. This sequence includes wonderful footage of Ms. Fay’s mostly-shaven bush, as she obediently gets up and fetches the paddle, with her skirt still hiked up and her panties down around her lower thighs.

Helga’s Mom is quite talkative, taunting and questioning Ms. Fay throughout the ordeal. She also observes and touches Ms. Fay’s reddening rear end. Ms. Fay is fairly taciturn throughout. I would have liked to hear more gasps and moans and vocal reactions, but the scene is sexy nonetheless. The audio is not great, so it’s not always possible to catch all the dialogue, even with my speakers turned all the way up. Ms. Fay may have been making sounds I just couldn’t hear. Also, Helga’s Mom has a thick German accent that makes some dialogue hard to understand, even when it’s audible.

During the paddling of Ms. Fay, a woman later identified as Ms. Wood walks in the room. Though rather young-looking, she is apparently a school administrator of some sort. She handles Helga’s Mom in much the same way Ms. Fay was handled earlier. A good stiff talking-to, a wrist grab, and Helga’s Mom is over Ms. Wood’s lap. It progresses the same way — handspanking over the skirt, handspanking on panties, hand spanking on nude bottom, and then the paddle while the woman leans over the desk.

Ms. Fay helps Ms. Wood physically subdue the angry mother. She holds down the struggling woman so she can’t get away, sometimes clutching her long hair bunched up in her fist like reins. Helga’s Mom is a more vocal spankee, at first argumentative and defiant, and then descending into moans, gasps and even high-pitched little shrieks as she’s paddled. It’s quite a come-down for the previously dominant mother. It’s very sexy, although I have to admit that I prefer the spanking of the attractive, shapely Ms. Fay.

Ms. Wood spanks and paddles energetically. She’s slim and pretty and athletic. She moves around beautifully as she inspects her work. She also takes some pauses to caress, observe and taunt. It’s all tremendously enjoyable.

After some hard paddling on each woman (no more glancing blows), Ms. Wood breaks out the cane. There is some annoyingly overdramatic build-up involved in the discussion and selection of the cane, and well as lengthy pauses between each stroke. Ms. Wood sites her target carefully, the way a billiards player calculates a bank shot. It’s a bit much. But I have to say that Ms. Woods is a great domme nonetheless. She deals with the overbearing mother particularly well. She doesn’t blink or back down. She’s always businesslike, she always has an answer, she never loses her temper and she’s always sure of herself. Her style of domination is psychological and emotional as well as physical, and it works very well in this video.

At the end, an arbitrary point when Ms. Wood decides the two women have had enough, she stops caning and orders them to get dressed. While doing so, they jostle each other physically. Their feud continues, and they each blame the other for what just happened to them. Ms. Wood, still treating the women as children, orders them to behave. This is a great video if you are looking for something other than the usual schoolgirl spanking.

Chelsea Spanks Asia & Ashley

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Chesea Spanks Ashley & Asia
Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment

Well, I’ll admit, I’m not as in to this video as the last Chelsea Pfeiffer video I reviewed. The reason being, there’s no build up. Now, I know that for some of you, build up, and plot is sort of like extraneous bullshit that you can do without. But, for me, I like that shit. If it’s done well, it sort of adds to the tension of the situation -and it’s this tension that sort of adds to the eroticism for me.

I will say, that even though this thing is sans-plot, it’s still pretty awesome. And here’s why. You’re in for a hell of a treat. Asia has one of the nicest asses I’ve seen in a spanking video, if not the nicest. It’s just so sexy. Perfect shape, perfect mix between flesh and muscle.

Chelsea starts of spanking it through her tight jeans, then after a few minutes slips her jeans down and spanks her through her cute cotton panties. Something I liked is the report between the two. Things stay sort of light-hearted -joking banter. But, about halfway through their session, Asia starts to fatigue, and slowly, ever so slowly her laughter slips into moaning. Her face scrunches, her breathing gets faster, and next thing you know she’s sounding like she’s halfway between orgasm and agony. Got to hand it Chelsea, she knows how to pace her blows, knows how to distribute every slap.

Once the hard plastic paddle comes out, Asia’s completely in the pain.

Next we have Ashley. She’s come to seek out Chelsea’s services to make amends with herself for being such a bitch to her boyfriend. This scene’s sort of nice because Ashley gets OTK’d while wearing a dress. I like this because it obscures the Chelsea’s work, so when she finally lifts the skirt, Ashley’s already nice and red. At this point, Chelsea admits that she’s started to spank her girls “harder and harder” lately.

Once the skirt comes down, Ashley really starts to squirm. I really like the OTK positioning of this scene. Ashley can barely keep herself up with her palms on the floor. She’s really in an already uncomfortable position, let alone Chelsea giving her repeated blows from her heavy hand, and chastising her for being such a bitch.

There is one technical issue that eventually got to me. There’s a lot of annoying camera movement. I’m not asking for a dead shot, with no movement, and in fact, I like how the camera man shifts between Chelsea’s hand and Ashley’s hot ass, and then to Ashley’s suffering face, but it takes him way to long to settle the shot. So, there’s a lot of wobbling.

It’s funny how Chelsea introduces Ashley’s ass to the paddle. She tells her that more you get spanked, the more tolerance you get for spanking, and therefor the more spanking you can take. Which is true! It’s just sort of a nice little jab she gives Ashley before she lays the paddle down on the poor girl’s glowing butt.

This scene features a few other positions besides OTK. At one point, she’s got Ashley ass-naked from the waist down, and kneeling on a chair. We get to see Ashley’s ass right up to the lens, and see her nice, tight, rosebud pussy. Chelsea works on her with a cane for awhile until she hears Ashley giggle. Chelsea actually seems to get annoyed by this -and not in a scripted way. So, then she whips out the flat-brush and really works in a nice sting to quiet Ashley. But, she doesn’t stop with the brush. She has Ashley stand up, rub her amazing ass to reduce the sting, and then bend back over. I love all this movement because it really accentuates Ashley’s ass. I’ll tell you what, it’s amazing. It really turned me on. The deal was sealed for me once Ashley starts panting heavily when Chelsea breaks out the cat o’nine-tails. I really loved this segment because of the positioning, and because of Chelsea’s tone.

Again, Chelsea always has above average production quality, there’s always a nice charm about her and the girls, and she always features super-attractive spankee’s. All in all, I’m sure you’ll get off on this one, as I did.

Chesea Spanks Ashley & Asia
Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment

Two Treats in One

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

THE INVITATION/SURROGATE MAID

California Star Productions

I’m a sucker for a double-feature, so this selection from the early 90’s was a no-brainer. The first movie is the longest and most involved but the second gets points for packing their 20 minutes chock full o’ man-on-hot-chick spanking. So hard to pick a favorite!

“The Invitation,” begins in an adult bookstore. A slim, young brunette flips furtively through some magazines as the buxom blonde shop owner keeps a curious eye on her. “May I help you?” she finally asks in a delightful British accent (fyi: turns out, everyone in this pic is British). The brunette explains that she’s especially interested in woman-on-woman spanking material. The blonde sidles up to her, and together they leaf thru a magazine.

The blonde asks if she’s ever been spanked by a woman. The brunette confesses that it’s always been her fantasy. What a coincidence! The blonde is into spanking, too. The ladies agree to meet for a coffee after work to watch some films “or maybe whatever after that.” They continue flipping thru the magazine, pointing out noteworthy asses and particularly well-spanked cheeks.

The blonde rings up her purchase, then they shoo a male customer out the door, and close shop. All this build-up adds realism and dramatic tension, but I found myself getting impatient: come on! Let’s bring on the spankings! Fortunately, immediately after they lock the door behind him, the blonde asks her new acquaintance if she’d give her a look at her bottom.

They exchange names (blonde = Stephanie, brunette = Joanna) and then Stephanie brings Joanna a stool to kneel on, leaning over the counter, her butt lifted high behind her. Stephanie notes how nice it is, a little skinny but round & firm, as well. She strokes & smacks solidly thru Joanna’s acid-wash jeans. Stephanie observes she’s handling things nicely, and lets her dominant side show when she adjusts her position sharply.

Afterward a few minutes, Stephanie tells her to get down, and the two banter lightly for awhile — building more tension, I suppose, but unfortunately the sound isn’t great, and I’m not all that interested in how much the magazines are. I get the important part, though: they’re gonna go back to Stephanie’s place and experiment. Stephanie fetches a thin bamboo cane before slipping out the door…

When the next scene faded in, my heart fell a little. Oh dear. The lighting’s way too bright to see the fine grades of pinks, reds and roses that are so key in my enjoyment of spanking movies. Such a shame, cause this is a sweet scenario, and even without the best color, a delicious uber-polite drama unfolds:

STEPHANIE: Would you like to take your jeans off?

JOANNA: Shall I?

STEPHANIE: If you’d like…

Oh, she’d like. She stands and removes her jacket, belt, jeans, boots… Joanna is all flawless creamy white skin, in a black bra & panties.

JOANNA: So what are you going to do to me?

Stephanie explains that first of all, she’s going to examine her bottom while thinking about what she plans to do to her bottom. She has a favorite whip she’d like to exercise, and Joanna says she’s game. Stephanie instructs her to bend at the waist, head on the couch, ass in the air. Stephanie inspects her butt, once more, and administers some warm-up spanks. She notes the cheeks have taken some color already but unfortunately, this isn’t apparent to the viewer.

Stephanie now positions her across her lap for a good sound spanking. “Didn’t know what you were getting yourself in for today, did you?” she quips before delivering firm smacks upon each butt cheek. She smoothes the skin between blows, too, delicately tracing her fingers in a cooling motion while commenting on the warmth brewing.

“Nice ‘n pink!” she says, and this time the camera angle is a little better… I can kinda see the rosiness but then the angle switches, and instead it’s Joanna’s face in the frame, looking quite distressed but also delighted. She wriggles around on Stephanie’s lap, and is immediately reprimanded. This spanking is all business!

Soon, Joanna’s panties are off, and she’s bent over the couch again, this time enduring a wide leather strap. Stephanie’s firm but not cruel — her strong stroke is mitigated by a modest wind-up. I love her demeanor, too: calm, cool and in-control. She reminds me of a cat, the way she rubs her whole body along Joanna’s exposed flesh…

Ever the good mentor, she takes a break to check in with her charge: sit down, how are you doing, is this all you fantasized it’d be? Good! Time for the cane!

Turns out, Joanna will be the first to feel her “virgin whip” across her ass. Stephanie stands her up, turns her around, bends her over… tension builds as she inspects her ass, and notes how red stripes will soon be criss-crossing her taut pink cheeks. She wonders aloud how many strokes her bottom can take. She’s rather bossy as she adjusts her form.

The first stroke is gentle (“Say thank you…”). The second and third strokes are much harder, and continue for a good while. Stephanie caresses her cheeks sensually between swipes, and Joanna displays admirable self-control, barely making a peep until, after about a dozen strokes, she finally begins gasping, “Ow!” but otherwise remains steadfast.

In a sweet, lilting voice, Stephanie announces another ten strokes. She counts off five and then says, “OK, bitch, you’re gonna take five more… ” Quickly, she fires off one, two, three, four, five strokes while Joanna wriggles around in hot-butt agony. Well done, Stephanie tells her, but warns that’s just starters. Next time, she’ll get her bull whip out.

Joanna suggests they trade places; Stephanie bends over & offers her ass up for a few warm-up spankings. With both their bottoms nice ‘n toasty, the girls decide to continue their fun upstairs in the bedroom.

The second movie, Surrogate Maid, is not quite as story- or character-driven as The Invitation. What we have is your basic Naughty-Wife-Punished-By-Husband situation. Our girl, another pretty brunette, makes a mess of her kitchen while she tries to prepare breakfast. Her husband accuses her of drinking too much at a party, and flirting with other men She’s a disaster, he says, and he’s going to teach her a lesson!

He pulls up her skirt to reveal a s-p-l-e-n-d-i-d ass, beautifully framed in red lace panties & black garters/stockings. Sweet black heels, too. Interesting camera angles throughout this movie: you rarely see their faces, the action is focused on her drumming hand and her round, fleshy (but not too fleshy!) bottom.

I love how authoritarian he looks in his suit, and his strict, scolding rap makes my knees a little weak. He quizzes her on how much she had to drink, chides her for screwing up. He punctuates his points with firm, steady slaps upon her cheeks. She’s calm, almost deadpan during her punishment — towards the end, though, things speed up a bit and she exclaims, “Ow!” a few times; otherwise, she’s a trooper.

He sends her upstairs to change into a French maid’s outfit — she looks adorable, scrubbing the floor in her frilly black & white costume, and even cuter, posing for her hubby her hands over her head. He bends her over (“Touch your toes…”) and then smacks her ass with a wooden spoon, nice!

I love how he expertly flicks/swipes it across her cheeks, and how the camera picks up her jiggling flesh. Damn, I wish this movie were better lit, too, cause I’d love to see some color!

Finally, a new angle provides some pinkness, and then he positions her over his lap for a traditional spanking, over the knee, with his bare hand and also with the spoon. He has her count out the final ten, then notes how he could fry an egg on her red-hot bottom. Unfortunately, because of the poor lighting, we have to take his word for it.

Still, there’s more to a good spanking movie than rosy cheeks, and you’ll find plenty in both of these movies to tickle your sweet spot. Want more? How ‘bout some cool bonus footage that doesn’t pull any punches:

CANINGS & COLD SHOWERS — A sexy young woman is strapped, face-down, on a table, her battered ass exposed between black garters/stockings. A tall Monty Python-esque man in a white lab coat thrashes her cheeks with a cane, chastising her for resisting, for trying to block the blows with her hands. Talk about redness — her bottom is slashed with horizontal scarlet lines!

THE FLOGGING OF LADY CONSTANCE — A slightly theatrical blonde in Olde Tyme bloomers bends over an antique piano & endures a strapping by a 19th century British gentleman unmoved by her cries & pleading.

Plenty to enjoy, in this double-feature (and then some!) from California Star Productions.

http://videos.spanking.com/video/127207/The-Invitation-Surrogate-Maid/?

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Red Stripe

schoolgirl spanking

“Mummy, please stop it hurts”
“Put your hands down, Monica, you naughty girl, lie still…”
“But, mummy it’s not fair”

This little tid-bit pretty accurately describes the banter between the “mother” and “daughter” that star in this amateur British spanking video.

I’d say, that for the most part, they do a pretty good job at recreating the “schoolgirl” spanking fantasy. Young Monica has an adorable accent, and plays the part of a naughty schoolgirl who’s had one too many run ins with her head-mistress… and now it’s time for her to learn proper etiquette from her furious mum.

For the first segment, there’s no slow build. There’s a little character introduction and then the action starts quite abruptly. I would have loved to hear what sort of mischief young Monica was getting into at school before her disciplining began. It’s only later, when the plot moves both mother and daughter to the head mistress’s office, that we learn a little bit more about the naughty schoolgirl.

So, mother and daughter spanking. Again, there’s no build, it just sort of jumps into red rump. Monica has a very sweet little ass that looks exceptionally good either clothed or bare. Her creamy skin tone gives a nice canvass for her mother to paint swathes of red across, something she does with controlled measure. Hand spankings warm the flesh, and it’s not long before Monica begins to whimper.

There’s no struggle at first, as Monica seems to think that her punishment will be swift, but once mum brings out a flat back-scratcher, you can see the desperation build in the schoolgirl’s doe eyes. Once the back-scratcher starts to break vessels Monica starts to resist her disciplining. This is when it gets good. The tension between Monica as she tries to sheild her raw bottom from her mum’s heavy blows, and her mum who wants nothing more to engrain her lessons into her daughters plump bottom is enough to make you want more.

And then, they give you more. The plot moves mum and daughter to the headmistress’s office where the sullen Monica will be thoroughly walloped again. This was actually a nice direction for the video. The headmistress is very sexy in her tight, black dress, and comes across perfectly. She’s so dominating, that she even requires that Monica’s mum take some licks to make sure that she’s aware of the proper techniques for keeping her daughter in line.

mother daughter spanking

I’m a sucker for female-on-female spankings, so I enjoyed the plot thoroughly. And although I felt I would have liked a little more artistry in terms of building up the intensity of the spanking, I have to say that there was something consistent about the pace of the video and all the spanking implements that it used. Poor Monica’s sweet ass get’s hand spanked OTK-style, paddled, and caned, leaving her sweet bottom awash in red bursts and stripes. Makes my mouth water to think about it.

Something that sort of interferes with the video are some of its technical elements, one of which is the constant angle changes on part of the editor. I would have liked it a bit more had they not used as many shots. It took some of the believability out of the action. Other technical issues that might irk a few is that they didn’t really white-balance the camera, so some of the shots are really hot and blown out. In a way, the multiple angles helps this, so you’re never stuck with a shitty shot for too long.

The audio quality was fairly decent, which was nice being that Monica and her mum did a nice job with playing their parts. But, the headmistress, who gives the best performance, has audio levels that make it difficult to hear what she’s saying at times.

Even though it has it’s technical short-comings, and a little trouble with the pacing, I have no problem accepting this video. It’s amateur content. And don’t we have to pay those prices to get real spanking content?

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Crime & Punishment

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

TRISH’S CANING

Fetish Empire

I dunno what Trish did, but boy is she in trouble.

Some stern, grouchy man behind a desk is scolding her for running around the streets… or something. What he lacks in specifics he makes up for overall believability. This guy perfectly conveys the plight of a fed-up truant/parole/police officer ready to teach this little urchin a lesson. His tone is gruff and no-nonsense as he scolds Trish for her errant ways.

Trish, however, slouches in her seat & pops her gum & is otherwise unimpressed at first. A quick edit later, though, and she’s kneeling before him, no desk between them. He orders her to stand & pull her pants down. Underwear down, too: “I don’t care if it’s that embarrassing for you or not, get ‘em down, get over here!”

He throws her across his knee, and we get a lovely view of Trish’s creamy, white hindquarters! Ass cheeks round & cute as a button. Dude hits hard, with slow, steady smacks. She whimpers & whines a little under her breath but she’s not terribly vocal, which is quite nice — her responses seem genuine.

Bent Over the Knee With Bare Ass Being Spanked

The first spanking is a quickie, and then she’s kneeling before him again, we get a good look at her long dark hair & girl-next-door features. He tells her she better be good… and that he’ll see her next week. She scampers off, but then the next scene, Dude is on the phone with someone who seems to be delivering him bad news about our girl. Apparently, his attempt at giving her some “personal advice” did not stick!

So we find them back in the same room again, this time Dude is showing Trish a long, thin cane.

“You’re not gonna use that on me, are you?” she asks him, and soon she’s bending, bare-assed, before him as he brandishes his implement. With the first stroke, Trish yells out and seems sincerely distressed — right away her breathing quickens, and she reaches back to feel her ass, where a welt popped up almost immediately.

“Ow! Ow! Ow!” she cries out when the next on lands.

Dude smoothes the cane across her cheeks, musing, “They tell me the most effective stroke is right… here!”

Trish yelps when the cane lands horizontally, right across the middle of her ass.

Though the resolution leaves a bit to be desired (and some shots are quite overexposed), the redness of Trish’s butt comes across quite nicely. Plenty of close-ups and various angles allow excellent opportunities to drink in the rosy welts on her cane-ravaged bottom…

As the punishment continues, she yells louder, she kicks, even curses — which only earns her more strokes. Towards the end of the session, she’s really howling! Abruptly, the scene changes and she’s over his knee again, enduring more bare-butt spanks. His arm lifts high and descends with strength & speed, again & again. “Thank you, sir…” he prompts her.

“Thank you, sir,” she groans back as her spanking continues.

I think we’re all grateful, here, for such a satisfying 10-minute piece from Fetish Empire!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/599/Trish%27s-Caning/?

Visit a MiLady

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

VISIT A MiLADY

Studio: CruelAmazons

Got a tip from a friend about this movie — he said the punishment was exquisite. No set-up, no story, no dialog, even: just a lovely dominant woman administering a world-class caning and flogging to a man we only see from behind, and only hear as he cries out in agony. Now, I usually prefer some kinda characters or plot, so I wasn’t expecting to be so thoroughly mesmerized by Mistress Kyra’s brutal, relentless assault. It’s been days since I watched her slave endure such pain, and I’m still a little haunted.

The poor guy really had no chance. When the movie opens, he’s securely bound to a wooden platform; ropes tie his legs together, and more rope fastens his legs securely behind him as he kneels forward, exposing his ass. Grey socks and jockeys (pulled down to mid-thigh) complete the look of helplessness and vulnerability.

Man Bent Over Bare Assed Being Spanked

Mistress Kyra stalks towards him confidently with the first of what will be a series of canes over the next hour. She’s classy and composed in her fitted black jacket and skirt. An immaculate brunette bob frames her face, and the sheerest black pantyhose contour her shapely legs, which stride upon black high heels. “Promise me you’ll be a very good boy…” she coos to him with an Eastern-European accent both sexy and sinister.

“Yes, Mistress” our slave replies.

Mistress Kyra takes a moment to aim… “One!” she announces, and her cane slams his naked flesh. “Two!” she says with a giggle, striking him again. She pulls back for a little more windup on the third stroke, and the slave cries out, and continues to gasp and groan as she counts ten forceful snaps against his ass.

The counting gets old (for now), and Mistress Kyra soon abandons calling out each number. Instead, she seems to be concentrating on whipping this man’s ass as hard as she possibly can, while — and this is the important part — looking incredibly hot. She truly is a beautiful woman, and she poses her petite dark form expertly against the vibrant red walls of her dungeon. Kinda calls to mind the silhouettes from the beginning of Charlie’s Angels: gorgeous, but dangerous.

Man Bent Over Bare Assed

Annnnd that’s pretty much the whole movie. Mistress Kyra elevates it from the mundane, though, with her sweet, wicked demeanor, and seemingly tireless right arm. I love her gentle laugh, and the bemused smirk she wears on her face as she doles out one painful cane stroke after another. She even hums a little, at one point. This woman is totally in her element: she’s poised and proud and completely pitiless. It’s a joy to watch her shred this man’s ass.

Man Bent Over Bare Assed Being Spanked

And, oh, does she shred it! She’s got a strong warm-up, really throws her whole body into each stroke. Soon, pink welts puff up, followed by red blotches. About halfway into this spanking, the camera gives us our first chilling closeup — these blotches are open wounds that tinge the bamboo cane with blood upon contact. The slave grunts and groans and tries his best to entertain Mistress Kyra’s loaded questions and even to indulge her request for a song.

Man Bent Over Bare Red Assed Being Spanked

They take a break. She strips off her black jacket. Underneath, she’s wearing a tight, sheer blouse, unbuttoned to her belly and exposing her lacy black bra. “Am I beautiful?” she asks her slave, and of course he insists she is the most beautiful woman in the world. You’d think such compliments might win him some lenience, but she picks up a many-tailed whip, and lays into him again.

Man Bent Over Bare Red Assed Being Spanked

The leather strands strike him from all directions, blurring his bloody butt sores. Amazing, how hard this lady hits! I love, too, how she glides the whip along her body between strokes, as if caressing herself as a part of each wind-up. She counts intermittently. She tells him she doesn’t like him. Chides him for being too loud. She picks up another cane, steadies herself, and assaults his bottom with a volley of vicious whacks.

She keeps going! His ass burns hotter, redder, but he seems quiet now, perhaps fatigued and/or numb. Finally, she introduces him to her favorite cane, which hisses fearsomely as she slices it through the air. The slave’s whole body bucks reflexively when it cracks against his butt. His head jerks up in pain, and then falls limply as he gasps for breath before the next stinging smack.

When the camera zooms in again, there are new wounds, welts and blotches to behold. Purple bruises look particularly painful. “Are you afraid of me? I don’t understand why…” Her sweet, lilting voice plays well off her powerful, heavy-handed punishment. Mistress Kyra embodies the art of speaking softly while carrying a big stick! For the movie’s last frames, though, she goes back to the whip again, thrashing his bloody ass cheeks with renewed vigor.

Mistress Stands Over Man Bent Over With Bare Bloody Ass

The camera backs off, and Mistress Kyra smiles into the camera as she finishes him off. Till now, we haven’t had a good view of her face, so it’s lovely to drink her in at last. Her eyes are particularly fetching — dark and smoldering but authoritative, as well. A little mischievous, flirty, delighted with herself. Wholly in control of her domain. Her slave’s battered bottom simmers in the foreground, a testament to this woman’s strength and resolve to punish those who have it coming.

If brutal, straight-forward spankings get you hot ‘n bothered, you should definitely pop in for a Visit a MiLady…

http://videos.spanking.com/video/116971/Visit-A-MiLady/?