3 stars
Startling Simplicity
Monday, May 26th, 2008HOW TO PUNISH YOUR PLAYBOY HUSBAND
Three stars
“How To Punish Your Playboy Husband” is an exciting 10-minute clip where a sexy but sour-faced woman verbally & physically abuses her carousing husband with stunning brutality. After a quick set-up where she accosts him for going out with the buddies (instead of taking her to dinner, like he’d promised), she gets right down to business:
“When was the last time I took you across my lap and gave you a good bare-bottom spanking?” she demands. He’s not thrilled with the idea, to say the least. Suggests they go to bed & have some fun, instead.
Of course, she’s not having any of that. She looks incredulous that he’d think she’s in any mood to sleep with him… She seems to be gearing up for a lecture and then, WHAM! Suddenly, we — the viewers– are visually assaulted, by an abrupt cut to a whole new scene.
The change is unexpected, like a slap but in a good way, like awakening to something cool. The first thing that registers is the smack-smack-smack sound of the woman’s hand landing powerfully upon the now-naked man’s ass, tilted up across her knee. Then there are the man’s groaning & gurgling-type sounds. I particularly appreciated Mrs’s disgusted, determined scolding. It was almost musical, like a pissed “white lady” rap to the beat of her fierce spanks.
“Ohhhhh, you know better than to reach behind & try to rub that bottom, don’t you?”
Suddenly, WHAM: another scene change. This time, she’s stripped down to lingerie and he’s lying, face down, on a bed. She chides him and strikes his butt — incredibly hard — with various leather straps as he squirms so bad she has to hold his ankles and eventually winds up holding him under her arm, around his waist, knees up & family jewels dangling helplessly below.
I’m loving these instant scene changes. Now he’s back over her knee, and she’s pummeling his cheeks with a flat wooden hairbrush, and then a hairbrush with a long handle, for added swing. Back to the bed, again: this time, he’s on his hands & knees while she whacks him with a wooden frat paddle (he gasps out “Thank you ma’am” after each of 11 strikes).
Finally, he kneels before her as she tells him he can tell her he’s sorry all he wants, but she’s not listening. She commands him to get back up on the bed on all fours for his caning. What follows honestly sent a chill down my spine. I showed this clip to two of my friends who enjoy spanking, and they, too, were fascinated & a little freaked out.
She lands some measured cane strokes — nasty ones, that make him howl upon contact. At first, she takes her time. Between blows, her cane traces the curve of his bottom, searching for the next place to sting. Then, once more, the action quickly shifts into high gear. The camera’s focused on his exposed ass as it takes a ferocious caning. Faster & faster she hits. He screams into a pillow; his legs & ass vibrate, the pain is so intense.
Dots of blood appear. At this point in my notes, I scribbled “Holy shit! This lady is crazy!” and while I’m sure that these folks are trained professionals, I still kinda fear for the guy, and hope he’s OK.
Anyway, the clip doesn’t so much resolve as it does simply end. The poor fellow writhes uncontrollably, and the Mrs pulls back for a moment. Her eyes flare, she gestures dramatically, “ You get that ass of yours high up in the air where I want it!” He cries out as more strikes fall and then: scene over.
While the really intense stuff isn’t necessarily my cup of tea, it’s executed well in this clip. Both actors stay in character, and the punishment certainly seems to be authentic (I have a feeling this guy’s ass spent a few days on ice, afterwards). The clip’s sound was OK, but the resolution was unfortunate. Difficult to make out the subtle variations of redness that different implements produce on ass cheeks.
Still, a hot clip to satisfy brutal-bitch-on-guy-who-deserves-it fantasies. Must remember to check it out, again, next time I’m having bad PMS…
http://videos.spanking.com/video/601/How-To-Punish-Your-Playboy-Husband/?
Slap ‘n Suck
Saturday, May 24th, 2008Three and a half stars
What’s not to love about these clips? Two couples provide rather different variations on the classic spanking scenario of naughty woman/disciplinary man, each culminating in chick-on-dick oral action.
The first one seems more traditional. A shapely, pretty woman in a clingy black dress walks into her home to find her man, shirtless & irritated, sulking on the couch. She makes some lame excuse about having to work late, but he doesn’t buy it. Has she been partying with her boss?
She tries to blow him off, makes light of his questions — like it’s none of his business. He rolls her over, pulls up her skirt & spanks her ass, hard (her black bikini panties ride up and expose her bare butt cheeks). She tries to wriggle away from his stinging hand, but the strikes keep falling as he badgers her about the importance of coming straight home from work.
He struggles to keep her in position, to smack around her hand reaching back to block his blows. He pulls down her panties, goads her, “Go ahead… what are you gonna do?” Suddenly: SLAP! She lurches forward and swipes her hand across his face. He’s surprised, and then determined to pin her down & teach her a lesson.
Spanking her naked ass, he admits to being turned on that she’s struggling. And she’s mad at him, which further intensifies his urges. He pulls up her shirt, mounds her breasts out of her bra (spectacular boobs, btw). He tosses her about a bit, and she eventually admits that her red ass is making her pussy warm.
He unbuttons his cargos, she bends over & gives him such a good blow job he says it’s hard to stay mad.
The scene abruptly changes to a brand new couple, in a brand new setting. A beautiful, hippie-ish brunette and her cute (despite goatee & wife beater) beau are lounging together on a bed. She asks to bum a smoke, he says no. She laughs — this is ridiculous. It’s just a cigarette… Please?
Still laughing, she creeps over to his pack of Marlboros and snags one as he watches. He warns her she’s being bad, that he’ll spank her ass.
She gives him a “Whaaa??” face, and then goes, “Yeah, right.” In flash, he’s on her.
What follows is a sexy, light-hearted spanking between a guy who finds just the right mix of teasing, tenderness & testosterone to excite the hell outta this girl. She squirms and cries out with a big smile on her face. She’s relaxed & uninhibited & a pleasure to watch as the spanking gets her hotter & hotter.
Finally, she can take no more, swears she’ll give up cigarettes forever. He smooths her butt & kisses her burning cheeks. “If you really want something in your mouth…” he suggests, and soon his modest penis splits from the fly of his shorts, and slides into her mouth.
Very hot scenes! Kinda amateurish production values (especially the first one), but that kinda adds a sense of realism. Both couples seemed natural with each other & the camera — if I had to pick a favorite clip, I’d say the second because of the fantastic chemistry between the leads.
Overall, a great way to spend twelve minutes. Nothing fancy but then, spanking doesn’t need to be complicated. These clips show you can have a great time with just a bare hand, a fine ass, and a sense of adventure.
http://videos.spanking.com/video/44040/Spank-Me-And-Blow-Me/?
Little House on the Prairie, with spanking!
Friday, May 9th, 2008Three stars
If you don’t have a penchant for petticoats yet, you probably will by the end of this movie. I’m serious! We’re treated to so many views of dear pink cheeks peeking out through ruffled undergarments, I’m starting to re-think the whole thong thing…
Set in 1912, in the rural town of Charlottesville, Virginia, The Schoolmaster’s Revenge shows us two stern masters, two naughty little girls, and a headstrong older woman who relives some stinging memories while taking a tentative step towards future fulfillment.
The action begins in a school house that feels like Laura Ingalls might pop her head in at any moment. Two young, pretty girls in dowdy period dresses sit silently penitent as their school teacher, the dashing Mr. Johnson, reams them for cheating. Though they apologize profusely, he doesn’t want to hear it. As far as he’s concerned, they have two choices:
a. expulsion
or
b. a good spanking till they see the error of their ways
The girls protest, “We can’t! We’re too old! We’re 18 — it’s indecent!”
But Mr. Johnson doesn’t wanna hear it. “When you cheat like 9 year olds, you deserve a spanking in my book!” He asks them to decide which option, and I don’t think I’m spoiling anything if I tell you that they opt for the spanking, yay!
As Mr. Johnson sets up a straight-backed wooden chair, he explains that Susan — the cheater — will go first, because he feels it’s even worse to be spanked second, due to the waiting & anticipation. He declares Julia, the sassier of the two, who allowed Susan to copy her answers and probably masterminded the whole thing, deserves the harsher punishment.
And so it begins! Julia stands at her desk while her friend commanded to step forward & lift her skirt. Their eyes widen in shock, but before long, Susan is tentatively peeling up her dress to reveal a long, ruffled white slip, with slender legs in black stockings & oxfords peeking out below. “Get over my knee!” he growls and pulls her across his lap.
He begins with light, rhythmic, bare-handed spanks, and Susan is so nervous she immediately begins crying and apologizing. Mr. Johnson is undeterred. He tells her to take her bloomers down, and although both girls object they are in no position to argue. As the spanking continues, he unbuttons the back of her petticoat, exposing a beautifully pink behind. We’re also treated to some close-ups of her tearful face, and flaming ass cheeks.
Finally, she’s excused & forced to stand in the corner with her nose to the wall — no rubbing! Mr. Johnson turns his attention to Julia; he tells her that the spanking she just witnessed is NOTHING compared to the spanking he’s going to give her. Without much more adieu, he turns her over his knee and spanks her thru her petticoat. She tries to block with her hand, so he holds it behind her back, and keeps her firmly in place as she squirms & whimpers beneath him.
Of course, he unbuttons her slip, too, and admires the redness of her ass before continuing the spanking. I love how Mr. Johnson is so unflinchingly stern, so fully invested in disciplining these girls. Julia’s spanking until now has been pretty comparable to Susan’s, but then he warns “OK, this is the end, it’s gonna be hard. Are you ready?”
He brings it home on Julia’s ass, spanking furiously fast as she squeals and kicks and cries. He stands her up next to Susan, and they look like naughty little school girls standing against the wall, with their hot, pink butts glowing behind them. Mr. Johnson tells them to hold that pose for 30 minutes, at which time he’ll come back for Part Two of their spanking, and introduce them to… The Ruler!
Thirty minutes later, the girls are bent over a desk, side-by-side, bare butts exposed. He asks them why they’re being punished, and it’s clear that Julia still has a lesson to learn. The ruler descends again and again, until finally Mr. Johnson counts off the last six smacks. He informs them their punishment isn’t over yet, though: they still need to inform their family. Julia must tell her sister & brother-in-law, whom she lives with. As for Susan, he informs her that he knows her mom & would welcome the opportunity to speak with her personally.
There’s a nice scene where the girls walk home together thru a forest, and take turns inspecting each other’s red butt cheeks. Julia confesses that her brother-in-law spanks her sister… oh no, could our girl be in for another spanking? Happily, she is!
Her brother-in-law takes her into an *actual* woodshed — which is just perfect — and administers a sound strapping to her already pink bottom. Fantastic lighting, here, lots of natural daylight to illuminate every shade of pinkness.
“It hurts so much!”
“It’s SUPPOSED to hurt!”
His strap falls again and again upon her bare bottom, and then coldly sends her inside to help her sister with dinner.
Cut to Susan’s home, where her mother is rolling dough on a cozy kitchen counter… Susan tells her mother about the cheating, the punishment, and how her teacher, Paul Johnson, spanked her.
Paul Johnson? Mother knows the name, and she is pissed! She tells her daughter she’s going to give him a piece of her mind, but not before she tans her daughter’s hide. She bends Susan over a bench, pulls up her skirt, yanks down her petticoat, and then paddles her daughter’s bare ass till her cheeks look like two big round red bullseyes.
Afterwards, Mother heads out to have a little chat with Mr. Johnson. Apparently, she and this man knew each other when they were younger, and at some point they “had words” and she’s clearly still angry about it. Her daughter warns her, “Mom, be careful, he’s really mean,” and she replies, “It’s Mr. Johnson that better be careful…”
Oh! Of course we all know where this is going, but lemme tell ya, this is one sweet payoff. The actors who play the mother & Mr. Johnson have a real rapport, and this scene builds very nicely. Look past the wooden dialog, to the part where he puts his hands on her shoulders (“Do you really hate me?”) — the calm determination in his eyes is magnetic.
I appreciated, too, the tenderness apparent in their last scene, after her spanking, when they appear to pick up where they left off many years ago. Most of all, though, I got off on the fantastic spanking he gives her, from the very first bare-handed spanks over her skirt, as she confronts him defiantly about her past behavior (their rap is that good!).
He uses a paddle on her, too. Leans her against the wall, pulls up her skirt to reveal big, blousy bloomers, which he spanks once, and then unbuttons down the middle to give us a look of her blushing butt. She makes such a fuss, he takes out the switch. You should see her butt quiver in anticipation of the six strokes he metes out!
The two share a “moment” when it’s all over, and Susan’s mother can’t seem to believe she’s still even talking to this man. “The last thing I want is a man in my life who believes in spanking!”
To which Mr. Johnson replies, “Maybe it’s the last thing you want, but it’s the thing you need most.”
Good point, Mr. Johnson.
And damn good spanking movie, Spanking Epics!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/9323/The-Schoolmaster%27s-Revenge/?
Soft Spanking, Hardcore Sex
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Three and a half stars
Rarely do we encounter a movie with two finer erotic specimens as Johnny and Chelsea. I mean, really! Johnny is a freaking stallion — dark & lean & sinewy & chiseled & dear god look at the size of him. Chelsea’s a fresh-faced blonde, very pretty, with an incredible body and few, if any, inhibitions. “Bad Girl Chelsea” begins with the premise that Johnny is punishing Chelsea for being late, but their vigorous, acrobatic encounter is pure pleasure for both of them. And so much fun to watch.
The two literally fuck the sheets off the bed, it’s awesome. Plus, there’s spanking! Nothing painful, just light smacks & some rough talk that she totally gets into. Her creamy ass cheeks get nice ‘n rosy under his hand, and glow even hotter after he takes to them with both sides of a wide hairbrush (she seems to especially dig the bristles). But the real attraction, here, is some of the most athletic sex you’ve ever seen.
Things start off running — 45 seconds in, Johnny’s fat cock is poking outta his fly and a few seconds later, Chelsea’s lips are on it. She wraps one hand around the base, and with her other hand she tugs her dress up to expose her bare bottom. He spanks her a few times, then bucks her off his prick so she’s lying across his lap. He spanks her again and again, much to her delight.
She rocks badass platforms; kicking, she shows off toned, shapely legs. I love how she gives the camera lots of eye contact, so happy to be the center of attention. Always a pleasure, watching an exhibitionist. “You gonna suck my dick right yet?” Johnny asks her, and she’s enthusiastically back at it again.
Johnny uses a small remote to zoom the camera in closer, as Chelsea sucks his dick so hard & fast the bed creaks. He holds her neck & pushes her to the base of his cock, then throws her over his lap again for more spanking. Chelsea’s full tits spill out of her dress, and they sway as she works on him again with her eager mouth. He slathers spit between her ass cheeks, pulls them apart, spanks her asshole.
He grabs her hairbrush, paddles her, pulls on her tits, pinches her nipples… She groans, sucks his thumb, rubs her pussy, rolls over to show us her hot pink cheeks. She crouches on the bed, butt towards us, as Johnny appears, naked, at her head. She blows him while he paddles her with the hairbrush and pushes his fingers into her asshole.
“Aaaaahhh! Mwwaaaah!! Mmmm!! Uhhhnnnn!” Chelsea is going nuts: she turns Johnny around, spanks his ass, buries her tongue in his crack, chews on his cheeks, pulls on his cock from underneath. Johnny slips his finger into her asshole, rubs her clit, slides his dick over her curves & creases. The two ravage each other, making some truly spectacular sex faces.
They are so pumped, so limber, they might as well be fitness instructors leading a class in sexual gymnastics. Not only do they run thru a dizzying array of coital positions, but they bump and grind with a feverish intensity that never wanes. Chelsea’s hair comes undone, sweat glistens on her back, her eye makeup blurs…
When she finally comes, she’s lying astride him, legs spread wide. As they move together, his dick slides almost all the way out of her pussy… and then slides back in… In and out… Her asshole looks like it’s winking… “That’s it! Harder! God, I’m a really bad girl!!”
She squats over him, bounces up & down on his cock (he’s spanking her, of course). She screams, jerks, and finally collapses in a shudder. Their furious fuck continues, though — he pounds her from behind, holds her hair, calls her whore, slut, bitch then loses his load all over her rosy ass cheeks. She blows him, smiles up at the camera, rubs his jism into her skin, then licks her hand clean.
As the camera lingers over her spanked butt, her fucked pussy, her fingered asshole, Johnny’s phone rings. It’s his next bitch, who better not be late for their appointment. Gotta admit, I’m kinda hoping she is… and that he brings the camera!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/25859/Bad-Girl-Chelsea/?
Tears
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
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Well, this movie certainly lives up to its pithy title. Tears definitely brings the water works and I’m pretty sure that, in most cases at least, they are 100% real. The film starts out with a reasonably good looking chick already on all fours on a bed getting spanked with a leather paddle. When we fade in, she is smack(see what I did there) in the middle of a good spanking, her ass burns crimson and her face is contorted in a Goya-esque show of pain. During the course of her whooping she apologizes profusely to her new master, but her attempts at salvation fall on deaf ears as she is unrelentingly flogged in a way she won’t soon forget. The next two scenes after this one are both good, but relatively run-of-the-mill bare ass spanking with hands and implements, both feature borderline attractive models and both deliver on the crying theme.
The fourth scene is the standout here, and not because of the actual spanking, there is only 20-30 seconds of it. Nay, the payoff in this scene lay in the conversational interview with the girl. She recounts to our disembodied voice that, while she enjoys spanking, is reluctant to bend over for a wooden paddle because she is scared it will hurt too much. At least that’s what we are led to believe, but eventually she reveals that she was once paddled in the fifth grade and ever since then has been cursed with a ghastly fear of the flat wood. She comes ’round to the idea soon enough and receives several good thwacks, given respite only once the paddle breaks. Sitting down crying she shows us her red ass with some distinctive paddle marks. All in all a very good, engaging scene.
I really like this next scene, but granted that could be because the chick in it, “Donna,” looks like this girl I used to know(pretty well…if you catch my drift) back at college. She turned out to be really crazy though and I haven’t spoken to her much since then, so maybe it’s her. I doubt it, but if it is at least she got her comeuppance, that bitch. But I digress, this scene is good because this chick really gets wailed on and you can see the red pooling at the surface of her ass as her makeup runs on the rivers of tears flowing from her big, doe eyes.
At this point the movie pretty much, like Fonzie, jumps the shark. Don’t get me wrong, this blonde chick over here has a nice-ish ass and all, but I feel her performance was phoned in and the spanking not as hard as it could have been. Also, they only use one implement and keep her framed with the same boring, dead on camera angle which doesn’t show off any of the good bits. And don’t even talk to me about the gym teacher scene. Those people couldn’t act their way out of wet paper bags but I suppose the spanking is passable if you can suspend your disbelief long enough.
This whole group spanking thing is a great idea, and could work given the right combination of people/settings/implements/acting ability. Unfortunately for this bad boy, it kind of strikes out on all these things. To be fair, the spanking isn’t terrible and the girls aren’t all catastrophes, but the constant banter between them and the weird presentation but this scene somewhere in between close-to-good and bad. It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what ruined it for me, maybe it was the goth chick who isn’t crying because of the pain but because she’s just “really emotional,” or maybe it’s the short raven-haired woman who reminds me of one of my grandmother’s friends. Whatever it is, something just don’t sit right. This scene could have been a shining diamond in a sea of mediocrity, but alas it turned out to be a cubic zirconium in a petri-dish of boredom.
Bottom Line: Overall, not a bad flick, and if you’re into crying/tears or just good spanking, this’ll do the trick for you.
Take it easy.
-J
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Hit Me Baby One More Time (another quickie)
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008Three stars
Mmmmm… Quickies are like potato chips, you can’t have just one. Today we have ten minutes on a double bed with two beautiful, spirited women who effortlessly role play a scene where a dominant chick disciplines her submissive with spanking and scolding.
Blonde is the boss — slim & sexy in black camisole & panties; bare feet. Her bitch wears a white tube top, knee socks, a Winnie the Pooh g-string (!), and the springiest pigtails… she looks like a little puppy, bouncing on the mattress.
Blonde’s got a husky voice like Scarlett Johansen, and it’s awesome how she busts on Pigtails. She’s lazy, she’s incompetent, she’s not taking it seriously, “Get all your laughing out now cause I’m gonna spank your fucking ass!” Does she ever.
At the first smack, Blonde rolls her over and draws Pigtail’s attention to her stinging butt cheek. “Look at that…” she muses, “You can see my hand print…” She traces the pinkness on her creamy flesh… niiiiice camera zoom, here, so we can drink it in.
The spanking continues, and it’s awesome how the girls whine & bicker & gripe & snap at each other the whole time. I love their deliveries, very dry & natural. On the verge of sarcastic. At one point, in the middle, there’s an adorable blooper when they switch from bare-hand to hair brush. Even when they slip outta character, they’re in tune with each other & having fun.
“One more and that’s it, ok? (smack!) (smack) Oops, I lied. (smack) Oops, lied again!”
After they switch to the hair brush, Pigtails starts expressing a little more discomfort. Her ass gets rosier. She seems to get kinda bummed, even, like she didn’t expect to feel it so bad and now she’d rather the whole thing be over. Blonde gets Pigtails to agree to do laundry… and make dinner…
Smack! “What else?”
The camera zooms in on Pigtail’s tearful face…
Thank you, drive thru!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/169/Can-Of-Whoop-Ass-2/?
So Satisfying
Friday, April 11th, 2008Three Stars
If movies were meals, “My Kinda Bitch” would be meat ‘n potatoes! Thirty filling minutes of straightforward spanking, not a shot wasted on anything else. Let’s tuck in.
As we begin, a woman in a short, form-fitting black dress leads a man around by a leash. She’s a pretty thing: fine figure, mod haircut, and a disinterested air of superiority. Her open-toed shoes are sexy but not costume-y — she looks like someone you’d see buying flowers in a European market, you know, except for the guy on all fours, trailing behind her.
She leads him up stairs so steep we can almost see up her dress, and then ties him to a big, square pillar… Smack! She spanks him over his cargo shorts, slowly & steadily, no dialog or background music to distract our attention from the punishment at hand. The room’s acoustics are fantastic! And the camera work is excellent throughout the movie: a great mix of angles, well-lit, dynamic editing, etc.
She’s hitting hard. Our boy’s breathing gets heavier, he grunts a little. She pulls down his briefs, exposing cheeks already pink from her warm-up. She slams his bare ass, now, her hand firmly & methodically drumming his flesh. Warning: Hairy Butt Alert! The camera zooms in to survey the damage, and I found myself wishing this movie had started with a waxing…
But no matter — he’s admirably stoic despite obvious discomfort. His tormentor regards him with boredom & indifference, then abruptly stalks off. She immediately returns with an impressive pile of implements! The first one she chooses: a long, many-tailed whip that almost looks like it’s made out of thin strips of plastic.
Yeowch! Sounds horrific whizzing thru the air; seems quite painful, too, the way he groans & winces. She’s silent, relentless, apathetic. Once one cheek is finished, she dutifully switches sides & whips till they’re symmetrical. Weird little welts spring up: thread-like red slashes in compact masses along the mid-outer curves of his bottom. Some purple bruising bleeds thru.
She unties him, tells him to strip, bends him over so he’s holding his ankles… She selects a bamboo cane from her arsenal, and begins administering another painstaking spanking. She uses firm, measured strokes — strong, but not full-strength. Still, inflamed horizontal lines appear across his cheeks. The welts are so well-defined, they look like railroad tracks!
She orders him to lie on his back with his legs bent over his head, like a turtle. Yikes, that’s one intimate view of this guy’s hairy crack (and the soles of his feet are filthy)! She paddles him with a two-tailed leather tawse — across his ass, against the backs of his thighs, along his tufted perineum, perhaps a flick of scrotum here & there… Poor guy huffs & puffs, clearly in pain.
She fetches a solid leather paddle, now, and as she whacks the back of his thighs, I have to admire how she keeps finding new “virgin” areas of flesh to abuse. The camera provides us with great views of his tortured flesh, his anguished face, the various implements swinging thru the air & making contact. Nice, too, how most of these scenes include her long, shapely legs in the action.
The spanking isn’t over yet! She fastens him to a short wooden bench, black leather straps around his neck, wrists & torso. He looks so undignified, so shamefully broken… She beats his ass with what appears to be a pool cue, as his bottom burns brighter than ever. She teases him between blows, smoothing the stick over his skin, searching for a good spot to descend. His cries of pain reach a crescendo.
Finally, she steps away & into a rather fearsome strap-on vibrator. She lubes it up (which is kinda hot!), and as she sweeps some up his crack, his legs jiggle in eager anticipation. Fantastic angle when she mounts him: the camera shoots from below, behind & so close in, I’m pretty sure I can detect a shit-ring that appears around the shaft, once she succeeds in pushing it in. Now THAT’S a close-up!
And, oh, the sounds that mic picks up… Creaks & squishes & slaps. I love how his grunts accompany her thrusts, and grow louder the deeper she pushes. The camera backs up, now, as she plunges his hole, her legs splayed awkwardly astride his buttocks. I don’t think he climaxes; she seems to take a cue off-camera, slides out of him, and exits.
Our guy’s ass is slimy and beaten, covered with marks & bruises & broken capillaries. Well done, you two!
Props to Scorched for this sizzling spanking. Bon appetite!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/12834/My-Kinda-Bitch/
Back in the USSR
Monday, April 7th, 2008Three Stars, with reservations
I had really high hopes for this movie, billed as a “fly-on-the-wall” style documentary that offered insights into a real family’s experiences with corporeal punishment as an educational tool. More than half of the movie consists of intimate interviews with a burly Russian (Czech? Slovak?), his stout, sour wife, and their wilted, waifish daughter. I’d have loved to hear what they had to say; unfortunately, every word is in Russian (Czech? Slovak?). Subtitles would’ve been nice.
So… the first half of the movie is a bust, unless you know Russian (Czech? Slovak?). Otherwise, no feelings shared. No exciting questions answered. No intriguing rationalizations posited. However, the second half of the movie delivers a truly spectacular spanking that reminds us pain is a universal language. You don’t need to speak this family’s tongue to appreciate their firm hands & battered bottoms.
Speaking of battered bottoms — when the interviews wrap up, the daughter stands & reveals her profoundly beaten buttocks to the camera. In the following scene, her father sets up a hidden camera, and her mother delivers her to him. I’m thinking this scene must’ve taken place BEFORE the interviews, because the daughter’s cheeks are pale & unblemished when her dad first pulls her pants down.
Whatever. Her spanking starts abruptly after some angry scolding. He handles her roughly, like a thing that disgusts him. She’s naked from the waist down, jerking on his lap as his hand descends again & again on her poor, flaring cheeks. There’s a kinda music as he barks at her in his deep, growly voice, while her high-pitched pleas for mercy sorta harmonize. And the smacks, of course, provide percussion!
The “hidden camera” aspect is interesting. On one hand, I think it gives the footage a raw, intimate edge. Feels voyeuristic, like we’re peeking thru a hole in a wall. However, since the camera is hidden, it never moves. No novel angles or close-ups of red cheeks, or views of her anguished face, etc. Fortunately, the spanking is only about 10 minutes long, so it’s over before things get monotonous.
After administering an over-the-knee, bare-bottomed spanking, Father brandishes a whip-thin cane, which whizzes thru the air as he shows it off. He spanks her some more with his hand, and then orders her to strip naked. She bends over, her butt facing the camera, and the whipping begins!
Aren’t cane strokes usually meted out one at a time? This guy isn’t counting anything, he’s intent on tanning her hide as best he can. Eventually, Dad brings Mom in to hold Daughter down, and things just get crazy from here. This guy whips her ass like he’s trying to kill a roach that keeps popping back up… Not surprisingly, the girl flips out.
It’s a shocking sight: a girl being held down by two big adults, one of whom thrashes her naked flesh with a nasty implement. Flopping like a fish outta water, she screams & cries & struggles to escape. Finally, she’s left writhing in agony and exhaustion. Whew! This was one extreme punishment, with somewhat creepy familial overtones. Gotta hand it to Rigid East for bringing this disturbing situation to life with vibrant color & sound, and fearless “performances.”
http://videos.spanking.com/video/105861/Hidden-Camera/
Two and a Half Pledges
Sunday, March 30th, 2008Three Stars and a Finger Wag!
I was definitely NOT a sorority girl in college. Way too rebellious. Perhaps I needed a firm, forceful hand like Clare Fonda to discipline me. The girls in “Sorority Initiation” had been terrible pledges, but thankfully, one sister cared enough to give them each a chance to own up to her failings & accept the consequences. The girls rise to the occasion — I’m sure any sorority would be proud to induct these dedicated pledges!
The scene opens with a bang: two radiantly naked chicks, casually sitting in their room, just talking about how tired they are, so busy with pledging but it’s worth it, blah blah. They announce it’s time to get ready, and start putting on clothes. The tall brunette dons sheer red panties while her auburn-haired buddy wriggles into a white tank top, and then they keep putting stuff on till they’re totally clothed — like a strip-tease in reverse!
The girls take their time, chatting idly… it’s all very natural. Next, they’re joined by four other girls around a table. Everyone’s flipping thru books & yawning from studying so hard. Someone brings up a rumor that their final night of pledging, the sisters will take down the big paddle that hangs in their initiation room and use it on them. Disbelief ripples thru the group as another pledge insists, “It’s not just a prop!” They’ll find out soon enough.
I have to say something now about the sound. It is just awful! I can barely hear what the girls are saying. Very frustrating! However, once the spankings got going, I kinda forgot about not hearing words and instead found myself captivated by this invigorating girl-on-girl, over-the-knee action!
After the pledge paddle conversation, a new scene opens with one of the girls, a pretty brunette in a tight red sweater, apologizing for being a lame pledge and pleading that she’ll “do anything” to get into the sorority. Her sister tells her she’ll give her a break, instructs her to take off her skirt & panties, and lie across her lap. “You need to be really strong for me…” she advises.
I love this sorority sister’s demeanor, so curt & direct & assured. She delivers her spankings very firmly, really whacks each cheek in turn with hard, rhythmic force. She goads her pledge to thank her for the first few smacks, and then settles into a rapid tempo that causes both of them strain. Before long, Sorority Sister is outta breath, as her pledge winces & whimpers in a cute, squeaky voice that could’ve been a bit louder (but it was still nice).
Fine use of camera angles, too — we’re never far from a nice close-up of rosy cheeks! Pledge’s butt is almost as red as her sweater by the time Sorority Sister tells her she’s getting her final ten, super-hard spanks. After each one, the pledge is to thank her & ask for another. This keeps up for about six smacks, and then it’s clear Sorority Sister has lost track. “Six!” her pledge reminds her, but the spanking continues waaaaaay past ten smacks.
That excellent spanking is followed by another! The auburn-haired cutie from our opening scene has been called before Sorority Sister, who tells her she hasn’t been a good pledge. Sister is especially disappointed because this pledge showed such promise at the start of Hell Week, but she hasn’t been on the ball lately, has gotten several demerits, etc.
Sister seems to be particularly relishing her power over this girl, who apologizes out the wazoo and swears to try harder. Their back-and-forth, here, is quite nice! I love the look on Sister’s face when she explains how she’s gonna try “this thing…” with the pledge (which is, of course, a spanking!). She tells the girl to pull down her panties & skirt, get over her knee… She warns, “It’s gonna be pretty hard,” and she’s not kidding!
Once again, she delivers a very firm, deliberate spanking. This girl’s butt is tighter, more golden. Her cheeks blush a deeper shade than the last girl’s, and you can really see the outline of Sorority Sister’s hand, very cool. This chick isn’t terribly vocal or expressive as she’s spanked, though. Every so often, she sighs or pants a little… just enough to let us know she’s feeling it. Finally, this spanking wraps up with 20 extra-firm spanks (at least Sorority Sister counts correctly this time!).
At this point in the movie, I’m thinking: Sexy chicks, hot action — super! The movie synopsis says that SIX girls will get punished, so I was expecting four more of these excellent, disciplinarian-type spankings, right?
Wrong!
The final scene is tantalizing but ultimately unsatisfying: the pledge who stands before Sorority Sister next is a Betty Page look-alike who defiantly talks back when she’s told her shorts are too slutty. She tells Sister that her family’s given too much money to the school for her to be talked to like that. Oh no she didn’t! Sister informs her she can’t just waltz into the sorority because her parents donate money. Sister will let her in, but only on HER terms…
I was on the edge of my seat, waiting to see this bitchy-but-beautiful little tart get her comeuppance. But no! The clip ended, and I never got to see this pledge’s beautiful ass tanned by Sister. And I never got to see the rest of the pledge class’s punishments, either. How disappointing, cause these are quality spankings that I wish could’ve gone on even longer.
Still, a very enjoyable spanking movie. If you’re in the mood for some hot young coed discipline, Sorority Initiation certainly is worth checking out.
http://videos.spanking.com/video/66230/Sorority-Initiation/?
A Spanking You Can’t Refuse
Friday, March 28th, 20083 Stars
Ahhhh, those British. They make awesome disciplinarians, but not terribly convincing gangsters. The weakest parts of “Waitresses & Gangsters” involve the set-up, which goes on too long for my tastes. I had problems understanding the dialog, too — I could’ve used subtitles to decipher these thick, working-class English accents.
Another problem: while spanking sounds came thru quite nicely, voices did not. I grew frustrated, cause I was really trying to figure out what everyone was saying. Maybe this is why the acting wasn’t terribly convincing for me, and why I could’ve done without so much exposition. However, once the action gets rolling, Jack Palmer & friends pull off a satisfying variety of spanking thrills, and suddenly what started out as a 2-star movie turns into an exciting 4-star adventure.
And so we begin with the blah-blah-blah I’m not too thrilled with: a business owner/gangster is discussing some vague sorta deal with a character I think is named “Jordie” who isn’t happy — something about his merchandise is late or whatever. The owner, Mr. Palmer, admits fault; they agree on a new delivery date, and then… it’s Miller time! A pretty blonde waitress brings them each a beer, and catches Jordie’s eye.
He’s in town by himself for the next two days, so Mr. Palmer introduces them, and tells “Debbie” to do whatever the man says. At first, he just ask her to spin around so he can have a look. Smashing! Her slim, feminine physique rocks a short, clingy black skirt, tight white tank top, and the coolest pair of thigh-high stiletto boots, rowwwwl!
“Let’s see you dancing…” he tells her. But she doesn’t dance. Oh, but she must! Grudgingly, she obliges. She’s droopy & uninspired, swaying her hips half-heartedly to generic rock music. She bends over for him, and he suddenly bolts up from the couch — hands on her hips like a stage direction. She turns & limply slaps him.
As if on cue, Mr. Palmer instantly returns, and a little scene unfolds where the deal almost goes sour but then they decide that Jordie will spank her, and somehow that’ll balance things out. The spanking abruptly takes off from here, as Debbie’s pulled across his lap for some bare-handed smacks over her skirt & black pantyhose.
She complains & wriggles so we can see her leopard-print high-cut panties peeking out from under her skirt. He lifts the skirt, pauses for a sip of beer (nice touch!), and resumes spanking. He pulls down her panties, and spanks thru her pantyhose (she wears her panties OUTSIDE her pantyhose?)… By the time he’s exposed her butt completely, her cheeks are already flushed with handprints.
Debbie seems to have trouble staying in position, but otherwise her cries of distress are pretty mild, at this point in the movie. A little dramatized, even. Jordie doesn’t seem terribly into administering the spanking, either, although it’s nice when he roughly adjusts her body across his lap, showing his strength. He also scolds her quite a bit, and I really wish I’d been able to understand the dialog better, here, cause aggressive banter can be quite hot.
Oh well. He dumps her to the floor, where she sits (rubbing her ass) while Mr. Palmer explains that she’s all his for the night. Good deal! Debbie is ordered back across Jordie’s lap, and the spanking continues. He’s hitting her very hard, now, and the camera focuses on her strained countenance, followed by lingering views of her lovely red cheeks, practically glowing like burning embers.
Things heat up even more after Mr. Palmer brings Jordie a leather paddle. Debbie stands up, bends over the couch, and receives a butt-warming that makes her pant, groan, and jiggle her legs to try & shake off the ever-intensifying pain. Jordie winds up and throws his whole body into each blow, while the owner sips beer & occasionally engages him in business banter. These blokes are so callous!
I may bitch about sound but I can’t complain about visuals: we’re blessed with some absolutely beautiful views in this movie. Excellent use of close-ups — it’s like being right there in the scene, eye-level with her reddening ass. The paddle leaves crimson welts, not just across her cheeks but along the backs of her thighs, too. I like how both guys take turns squeezing her inflamed flesh so hard it blanches with the pressure, only to spring back even ruddier than before.
The blows fall rhythmically now, on one cheek, than the other. Back and forth: whap-whap, whap-whap… She moans and wiggles in place uncontrollably as the final dozen strokes fall. Mr. Palmer orders her out of their site, then cordially thanks Jordie for his business and walks him out the door. But poor Debbie’s punishment is far from over! She’s called to the carpet again, and reamed out for being stupid and disrespectful, for failing to do as she’s told.
Mr. Palmer takes her by the throat — her long, blonde hair whipping to & fro and he tries to force her to look in his eyes. His voice drips with menace as he growls, “We’re gonna play a little game MY way, alright?” Though she gasps in the affirmative, it’s not like anyone’s pretending she has a choice.
I love this build-up, now, when Mr. Palmer stands behind Debbie, removing his jacket & rolling up his sleeves, chastising her all the while for failing to show proper obedience. “Skirt, off!” he demands, and impatiently rushes her to comply. “Now, you and me are gonna spend a very pleasant evening together!” he tells her, punctuating his words with some firm but restrained warm-up spanks.
This is funny: she tells him she quits. Of course, he laughs at her, and Mr. Palmer seems terribly irritated, genuinely fed up with this girl: “Are you really that stupid? The only way you quit from us is in a box, don’t you get it?” He spanks her fiercely, first over her panties, and then he yanks them down & finally rips her stockings off with his bare hands (!!), exposing tender rosy cheeks. She hides her face in her hands, trying to control herself under this assault.
Mr. Palmer seems to be hitting his stride in this role, here, and on one hand I really dig his stern, forceful demeanor, which adds to the intensity of the scene. On the other hand, though, the repeated death threats are a bit over the top for me, so don’t say I didn’t warn ya! Overall the spanking is so compelling to watch, dialog is largely superfluous, anyway.
So let’s see… he spanks her over his lap, he spanks her leaning sideways, bent over the couch. He orders her down on all fours, head lowered, knees spread, back arched. He spanks her so hard, now, her body lurches forward when his hand makes contact. She struggles to maintain her position, but no matter how hard she tries, he’s not happy. I love how he grabs her by the hair & yells in her face to stay still, to behave, to endure — very intimidating!
Spanking is a workout, and eventually Mr. Palmer is huffing & puffing with exertion. He takes a little break to inspect Debbie’s swollen ass, grabbing handfuls of flesh while she winces in pain. He fingers her tank top, orders her to remove it, then spins her around so he can look in her eyes, his hands on her throat… in profile, her tiny tits are barely more than nipples, adding to the sense of vulnerability about her.
Her spanking continues, mercilessly. She’s naked, except for the thigh-high boots and ripped pantyhose awkwardly pinning her legs. Mr. Palmer abruptly ceases, tells her to wait while he goes to get his cigarettes. He smokes leisurely as she stands submissively before him, rubbing her sore butt & waiting nervously for her punishment to resume. My, what a sad little bottom! Blushing vibrantly, and spotted with little marks of deep red here & there.
She’s ordered to fetch the paddle Jordie used on her, and she’s facing forward, her hands on her head in supplication. Hello full-frontal nudity! Mr. Palmer walks her to a mirror and paddles her butt, which allows us to watch her face react to every blow. She shakes her legs, brings her hands to her eyes, her head, her hips… it’s like she doesn’t know what to do with them, she’s so overwhelmed by the sensations raging on her rear.
Mr. Palmer wanders off one last time, returning with a cane, which makes a nerve-racking whiz as he swings it around, threateningly. With a chilling crack, it lands across her ass and sets off a deep, heart-felt “Owwwwwww!” from our girl. After a few more strokes, her legs tremble uncontrollably, but Mr. Palmer doesn’t care. “Do you see any sympathy on my face?” he asks her.
Oh, this girl is unbelievable. She reminds him, “You told me not to look at you…” and lets loose a nervous smile, an awkward laugh.
Mr. Palmer pounces, “Oh, cute! Very, very cute…” He throws her back down over the couch, “Let’s see you laugh at this!”
He winds up with the cane, now, so the blows fall even harder. I like how he uses the cane to point to her body, and position her face & legs this way & that as he chides her. Raised welts appear as he gives her a measured number of strokes — one for every day she’s worked for him? I wish I could hear his banter better, it sounds like he’s really into it now.
Finally, her punishment is over, and he tells Debbie that his friend Jordie’s gonna wanna take her to bed. “I don’t think that’s such a bad idea, do you?” he asks her, as he pulls her toward him & leads her outta the room. She tearfully, reluctantly agrees.
And… wow. For a slow-starter, this movie wound up delivering in spades: great camera work, thrilling action, convincing role play. While I tend to prefer more playful pieces, myself, I gotta hand it to Cheeky Video for creating truly menacing characters to carry out this severe, on-going spanking. Maybe too menacing, actually — if you prefer lighter fare, you may have a hard time connecting to these cold, fierce Doms who show little delight in meting out sentences.
http://videos.spanking.com/video/115450/Waitress-%26-Gangsters/?