MY KINDA BITCH

Scorched

Three Stars

If movies were meals, “My Kinda Bitch” would be meat ‘n potatoes! Thirty filling minutes of straightforward spanking, not a shot wasted on anything else. Let’s tuck in.

As we begin, a woman in a short, form-fitting black dress leads a man around by a leash. She’s a pretty thing: fine figure, mod haircut, and a disinterested air of superiority. Her open-toed shoes are sexy but not costume-y — she looks like someone you’d see buying flowers in a European market, you know, except for the guy on all fours, trailing behind her.

She leads him up stairs so steep we can almost see up her dress, and then ties him to a big, square pillar… Smack! She spanks him over his cargo shorts, slowly & steadily, no dialog or background music to distract our attention from the punishment at hand. The room’s acoustics are fantastic! And the camera work is excellent throughout the movie: a great mix of angles, well-lit, dynamic editing, etc.

She’s hitting hard. Our boy’s breathing gets heavier, he grunts a little. She pulls down his briefs, exposing cheeks already pink from her warm-up. She slams his bare ass, now, her hand firmly & methodically drumming his flesh. Warning: Hairy Butt Alert! The camera zooms in to survey the damage, and I found myself wishing this movie had started with a waxing…

But no matter — he’s admirably stoic despite obvious discomfort. His tormentor regards him with boredom & indifference, then abruptly stalks off. She immediately returns with an impressive pile of implements! The first one she chooses: a long, many-tailed whip that almost looks like it’s made out of thin strips of plastic.

Yeowch! Sounds horrific whizzing thru the air; seems quite painful, too, the way he groans & winces. She’s silent, relentless, apathetic. Once one cheek is finished, she dutifully switches sides & whips till they’re symmetrical. Weird little welts spring up: thread-like red slashes in compact masses along the mid-outer curves of his bottom. Some purple bruising bleeds thru.

She unties him, tells him to strip, bends him over so he’s holding his ankles… She selects a bamboo cane from her arsenal, and begins administering another painstaking spanking. She uses firm, measured strokes — strong, but not full-strength. Still, inflamed horizontal lines appear across his cheeks. The welts are so well-defined, they look like railroad tracks!

She orders him to lie on his back with his legs bent over his head, like a turtle. Yikes, that’s one intimate view of this guy’s hairy crack (and the soles of his feet are filthy)! She paddles him with a two-tailed leather tawse — across his ass, against the backs of his thighs, along his tufted perineum, perhaps a flick of scrotum here & there… Poor guy huffs & puffs, clearly in pain.

She fetches a solid leather paddle, now, and as she whacks the back of his thighs, I have to admire how she keeps finding new “virgin” areas of flesh to abuse. The camera provides us with great views of his tortured flesh, his anguished face, the various implements swinging thru the air & making contact. Nice, too, how most of these scenes include her long, shapely legs in the action.

The spanking isn’t over yet! She fastens him to a short wooden bench, black leather straps around his neck, wrists & torso. He looks so undignified, so shamefully broken… She beats his ass with what appears to be a pool cue, as his bottom burns brighter than ever. She teases him between blows, smoothing the stick over his skin, searching for a good spot to descend. His cries of pain reach a crescendo.

Finally, she steps away & into a rather fearsome strap-on vibrator. She lubes it up (which is kinda hot!), and as she sweeps some up his crack, his legs jiggle in eager anticipation. Fantastic angle when she mounts him: the camera shoots from below, behind & so close in, I’m pretty sure I can detect a shit-ring that appears around the shaft, once she succeeds in pushing it in. Now THAT’S a close-up!

And, oh, the sounds that mic picks up… Creaks & squishes & slaps. I love how his grunts accompany her thrusts, and grow louder the deeper she pushes. The camera backs up, now, as she plunges his hole, her legs splayed awkwardly astride his buttocks. I don’t think he climaxes; she seems to take a cue off-camera, slides out of him, and exits.

Our guy’s ass is slimy and beaten, covered with marks & bruises & broken capillaries. Well done, you two!

Props to Scorched for this sizzling spanking. Bon appetite!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/12834/My-Kinda-Bitch/

HIDDEN CAMERA

Rigid East

Three Stars, with reservations

I had really high hopes for this movie, billed as a “fly-on-the-wall” style documentary that offered insights into a real family’s experiences with corporeal punishment as an educational tool. More than half of the movie consists of intimate interviews with a burly Russian (Czech? Slovak?), his stout, sour wife, and their wilted, waifish daughter. I’d have loved to hear what they had to say; unfortunately, every word is in Russian (Czech? Slovak?). Subtitles would’ve been nice.

So… the first half of the movie is a bust, unless you know Russian (Czech? Slovak?). Otherwise, no feelings shared. No exciting questions answered. No intriguing rationalizations posited. However, the second half of the movie delivers a truly spectacular spanking that reminds us pain is a universal language. You don’t need to speak this family’s tongue to appreciate their firm hands & battered bottoms.

Speaking of battered bottoms — when the interviews wrap up, the daughter stands & reveals her profoundly beaten buttocks to the camera. In the following scene, her father sets up a hidden camera, and her mother delivers her to him. I’m thinking this scene must’ve taken place BEFORE the interviews, because the daughter’s cheeks are pale & unblemished when her dad first pulls her pants down.

Whatever. Her spanking starts abruptly after some angry scolding. He handles her roughly, like a thing that disgusts him. She’s naked from the waist down, jerking on his lap as his hand descends again & again on her poor, flaring cheeks. There’s a kinda music as he barks at her in his deep, growly voice, while her high-pitched pleas for mercy sorta harmonize. And the smacks, of course, provide percussion!

The “hidden camera” aspect is interesting. On one hand, I think it gives the footage a raw, intimate edge. Feels voyeuristic, like we’re peeking thru a hole in a wall. However, since the camera is hidden, it never moves. No novel angles or close-ups of red cheeks, or views of her anguished face, etc. Fortunately, the spanking is only about 10 minutes long, so it’s over before things get monotonous.

After administering an over-the-knee, bare-bottomed spanking, Father brandishes a whip-thin cane, which whizzes thru the air as he shows it off. He spanks her some more with his hand, and then orders her to strip naked. She bends over, her butt facing the camera, and the whipping begins!

Aren’t cane strokes usually meted out one at a time? This guy isn’t counting anything, he’s intent on tanning her hide as best he can. Eventually, Dad brings Mom in to hold Daughter down, and things just get crazy from here. This guy whips her ass like he’s trying to kill a roach that keeps popping back up… Not surprisingly, the girl flips out.

It’s a shocking sight: a girl being held down by two big adults, one of whom thrashes her naked flesh with a nasty implement. Flopping like a fish outta water, she screams & cries & struggles to escape. Finally, she’s left writhing in agony and exhaustion. Whew! This was one extreme punishment, with somewhat creepy familial overtones. Gotta hand it to Rigid East for bringing this disturbing situation to life with vibrant color & sound, and fearless “performances.”

http://videos.spanking.com/video/105861/Hidden-Camera/

SORORITY INITIATION

Clare Fonda Productions

Three Stars and a Finger Wag!

I was definitely NOT a sorority girl in college. Way too rebellious. Perhaps I needed a firm, forceful hand like Clare Fonda to discipline me. The girls in “Sorority Initiation” had been terrible pledges, but thankfully, one sister cared enough to give them each a chance to own up to her failings & accept the consequences. The girls rise to the occasion — I’m sure any sorority would be proud to induct these dedicated pledges!

The scene opens with a bang: two radiantly naked chicks, casually sitting in their room, just talking about how tired they are, so busy with pledging but it’s worth it, blah blah. They announce it’s time to get ready, and start putting on clothes. The tall brunette dons sheer red panties while her auburn-haired buddy wriggles into a white tank top, and then they keep putting stuff on till they’re totally clothed — like a strip-tease in reverse!

The girls take their time, chatting idly… it’s all very natural. Next, they’re joined by four other girls around a table. Everyone’s flipping thru books & yawning from studying so hard. Someone brings up a rumor that their final night of pledging, the sisters will take down the big paddle that hangs in their initiation room and use it on them. Disbelief ripples thru the group as another pledge insists, “It’s not just a prop!” They’ll find out soon enough.

I have to say something now about the sound. It is just awful! I can barely hear what the girls are saying. Very frustrating! However, once the spankings got going, I kinda forgot about not hearing words and instead found myself captivated by this invigorating girl-on-girl, over-the-knee action!

After the pledge paddle conversation, a new scene opens with one of the girls, a pretty brunette in a tight red sweater, apologizing for being a lame pledge and pleading that she’ll “do anything” to get into the sorority. Her sister tells her she’ll give her a break, instructs her to take off her skirt & panties, and lie across her lap. “You need to be really strong for me…” she advises.

I love this sorority sister’s demeanor, so curt & direct & assured. She delivers her spankings very firmly, really whacks each cheek in turn with hard, rhythmic force. She goads her pledge to thank her for the first few smacks, and then settles into a rapid tempo that causes both of them strain. Before long, Sorority Sister is outta breath, as her pledge winces & whimpers in a cute, squeaky voice that could’ve been a bit louder (but it was still nice).

Fine use of camera angles, too — we’re never far from a nice close-up of rosy cheeks! Pledge’s butt is almost as red as her sweater by the time Sorority Sister tells her she’s getting her final ten, super-hard spanks. After each one, the pledge is to thank her & ask for another. This keeps up for about six smacks, and then it’s clear Sorority Sister has lost track. “Six!” her pledge reminds her, but the spanking continues waaaaaay past ten smacks.

That excellent spanking is followed by another! The auburn-haired cutie from our opening scene has been called before Sorority Sister, who tells her she hasn’t been a good pledge. Sister is especially disappointed because this pledge showed such promise at the start of Hell Week, but she hasn’t been on the ball lately, has gotten several demerits, etc.

Sister seems to be particularly relishing her power over this girl, who apologizes out the wazoo and swears to try harder. Their back-and-forth, here, is quite nice! I love the look on Sister’s face when she explains how she’s gonna try “this thing…” with the pledge (which is, of course, a spanking!).  She tells the girl to pull down her panties & skirt, get over her knee…  She warns, “It’s gonna be pretty hard,” and she’s not kidding!

Once again, she delivers a very firm, deliberate spanking. This girl’s butt is tighter, more golden. Her cheeks blush a deeper shade than the last girl’s, and you can really see the outline of Sorority Sister’s hand, very cool. This chick isn’t terribly vocal or expressive as she’s spanked, though. Every so often, she sighs or pants a little… just enough to let us know she’s feeling it. Finally, this spanking wraps up with 20 extra-firm spanks (at least Sorority Sister counts correctly this time!).

At this point in the movie, I’m thinking: Sexy chicks, hot action — super! The movie synopsis says that SIX girls will get punished, so I was expecting four more of these excellent, disciplinarian-type spankings, right?

Wrong! 

The final scene is tantalizing but ultimately unsatisfying: the pledge who stands before Sorority Sister next is a Betty Page look-alike who defiantly talks back when she’s told her shorts are too slutty. She tells Sister that her family’s given too much money to the school for her to be talked to like that. Oh no she didn’t! Sister informs her she can’t just waltz into the sorority because her parents donate money. Sister will let her in, but only on HER terms…

I was on the edge of my seat, waiting to see this bitchy-but-beautiful little tart get her comeuppance. But no! The clip ended, and I never got to see this pledge’s beautiful ass tanned by Sister. And I never got to see the rest of the pledge class’s punishments, either. How disappointing, cause these are quality spankings that I wish could’ve gone on even longer.

Still, a very enjoyable spanking movie. If you’re in the mood for some hot young coed discipline, Sorority Initiation certainly is worth checking out.

http://videos.spanking.com/video/66230/Sorority-Initiation/?

WAITRESSES & GANGSTERS

Cheeky Video

3 Stars

Ahhhh, those British. They make awesome disciplinarians, but not terribly convincing gangsters. The weakest parts of “Waitresses & Gangsters” involve the set-up, which goes on too long for my tastes. I had problems understanding the dialog, too — I could’ve used subtitles to decipher these thick, working-class English accents.

Another problem: while spanking sounds came thru quite nicely, voices did not. I grew frustrated, cause I was really trying to figure out what everyone was saying. Maybe this is why the acting wasn’t terribly convincing for me, and why I could’ve done without so much exposition. However, once the action gets rolling, Jack Palmer & friends pull off a satisfying variety of spanking thrills, and suddenly what started out as a 2-star movie turns into an exciting 4-star adventure.

And so we begin with the blah-blah-blah I’m not too thrilled with: a business owner/gangster is discussing some vague sorta deal with a character I think is named “Jordie” who isn’t happy — something about his merchandise is late or whatever. The owner, Mr. Palmer, admits fault; they agree on a new delivery date, and then… it’s Miller time! A pretty blonde waitress brings them each a beer, and catches Jordie’s eye.

He’s in town by himself for the next two days, so Mr. Palmer introduces them, and tells “Debbie” to do whatever the man says. At first, he just ask her to spin around so he can have a look. Smashing! Her slim, feminine physique rocks a short, clingy black skirt, tight white tank top, and the coolest pair of thigh-high stiletto boots, rowwwwl!

“Let’s see you dancing…” he tells her. But she doesn’t dance. Oh, but she must! Grudgingly, she obliges. She’s droopy & uninspired, swaying her hips half-heartedly to generic rock music. She bends over for him, and he suddenly bolts up from the couch — hands on her hips like a stage direction. She turns & limply slaps him.

As if on cue, Mr. Palmer instantly returns, and a little scene unfolds where the deal almost goes sour but then they decide that Jordie will spank her, and somehow that’ll balance things out. The spanking abruptly takes off from here, as Debbie’s pulled across his lap for some bare-handed smacks over her skirt & black pantyhose.

She complains & wriggles so we can see her leopard-print high-cut panties peeking out from under her skirt. He lifts the skirt, pauses for a sip of beer (nice touch!), and resumes spanking. He pulls down her panties, and spanks thru her pantyhose (she wears her panties OUTSIDE her pantyhose?)… By the time he’s exposed her butt completely, her cheeks are already flushed with handprints.

Debbie seems to have trouble staying in position, but otherwise her cries of distress are pretty mild, at this point in the movie. A little dramatized, even. Jordie doesn’t seem terribly into administering the spanking, either, although it’s nice when he roughly adjusts her body across his lap, showing his strength. He also scolds her quite a bit, and I really wish I’d been able to understand the dialog better, here, cause aggressive banter can be quite hot.

Oh well. He dumps her to the floor, where she sits (rubbing her ass) while Mr. Palmer explains that she’s all his for the night. Good deal! Debbie is ordered back across Jordie’s lap, and the spanking continues. He’s hitting her very hard, now, and the camera focuses on her strained countenance, followed by lingering views of her lovely red cheeks, practically glowing like burning embers.

Things heat up even more after Mr. Palmer brings Jordie a leather paddle. Debbie stands up, bends over the couch, and receives a butt-warming that makes her pant, groan, and jiggle her legs to try & shake off the ever-intensifying pain. Jordie winds up and throws his whole body into each blow, while the owner sips beer & occasionally engages him in business banter. These blokes are so callous!

I may bitch about sound but I can’t complain about visuals: we’re blessed with some absolutely beautiful views in this movie. Excellent use of close-ups — it’s like being right there in the scene, eye-level with her reddening ass. The paddle leaves crimson welts, not just across her cheeks but along the backs of her thighs, too. I like how both guys take turns squeezing her inflamed flesh so hard it blanches with the pressure, only to spring back even ruddier than before.

The blows fall rhythmically now, on one cheek, than the other. Back and forth: whap-whap, whap-whap… She moans and wiggles in place uncontrollably as the final dozen strokes fall. Mr. Palmer orders her out of their site, then cordially thanks Jordie for his business and walks him out the door. But poor Debbie’s punishment is far from over! She’s called to the carpet again, and reamed out for being stupid and disrespectful, for failing to do as she’s told.

Mr. Palmer takes her by the throat — her long, blonde hair whipping to & fro and he tries to force her to look in his eyes. His voice drips with menace as he growls, “We’re gonna play a little game MY way, alright?” Though she gasps in the affirmative, it’s not like anyone’s pretending she has a choice.

I love this build-up, now, when Mr. Palmer stands behind Debbie, removing his jacket & rolling up his sleeves, chastising her all the while for failing to show proper obedience. “Skirt, off!” he demands, and impatiently rushes her to comply. “Now, you and me are gonna spend a very pleasant evening together!” he tells her, punctuating his words with some firm but restrained warm-up spanks.

This is funny: she tells him she quits. Of course, he laughs at her, and Mr. Palmer seems terribly irritated, genuinely fed up with this girl: “Are you really that stupid? The only way you quit from us is in a box, don’t you get it?” He spanks her fiercely, first over her panties, and then he yanks them down & finally rips her stockings off with his bare hands (!!), exposing tender rosy cheeks. She hides her face in her hands, trying to control herself under this assault.

Mr. Palmer seems to be hitting his stride in this role, here, and on one hand I really dig his stern, forceful demeanor, which adds to the intensity of the scene. On the other hand, though, the repeated death threats are a bit over the top for me, so don’t say I didn’t warn ya! Overall the spanking is so compelling to watch, dialog is largely superfluous, anyway.

So let’s see… he spanks her over his lap, he spanks her leaning sideways, bent over the couch. He orders her down on all fours, head lowered, knees spread, back arched. He spanks her so hard, now, her body lurches forward when his hand makes contact. She struggles to maintain her position, but no matter how hard she tries, he’s not happy. I love how he grabs her by the hair & yells in her face to stay still, to behave, to endure — very intimidating!

Spanking is a workout, and eventually Mr. Palmer is huffing & puffing with exertion. He takes a little break to inspect Debbie’s swollen ass, grabbing handfuls of flesh while she winces in pain. He fingers her tank top, orders her to remove it, then spins her around so he can look in her eyes, his hands on her throat… in profile, her tiny tits are barely more than nipples, adding to the sense of vulnerability about her.

Her spanking continues, mercilessly. She’s naked, except for the thigh-high boots and ripped pantyhose awkwardly pinning her legs. Mr. Palmer abruptly ceases, tells her to wait while he goes to get his cigarettes. He smokes leisurely as she stands submissively before him, rubbing her sore butt & waiting nervously for her punishment to resume. My, what a sad little bottom! Blushing vibrantly, and spotted with little marks of deep red here & there.

She’s ordered to fetch the paddle Jordie used on her, and she’s facing forward, her hands on her head in supplication. Hello full-frontal nudity! Mr. Palmer walks her to a mirror and paddles her butt, which allows us to watch her face react to every blow. She shakes her legs, brings her hands to her eyes, her head, her hips… it’s like she doesn’t know what to do with them, she’s so overwhelmed by the sensations raging on her rear.

Mr. Palmer wanders off one last time, returning with a cane, which makes a nerve-racking whiz as he swings it around, threateningly. With a chilling crack, it lands across her ass and sets off a deep, heart-felt “Owwwwwww!” from our girl. After a few more strokes, her legs tremble uncontrollably, but Mr. Palmer doesn’t care. “Do you see any sympathy on my face?” he asks her.

Oh, this girl is unbelievable. She reminds him, “You told me not to look at you…” and lets loose a nervous smile, an awkward laugh.

Mr. Palmer pounces, “Oh, cute! Very, very cute…” He throws her back down over the couch, “Let’s see you laugh at this!”

He winds up with the cane, now, so the blows fall even harder. I like how he uses the cane to point to her body, and position her face & legs this way & that as he chides her. Raised welts appear as he gives her a measured number of strokes — one for every day she’s worked for him? I wish I could hear his banter better, it sounds like he’s really into it now.

Finally, her punishment is over, and he tells Debbie that his friend Jordie’s gonna wanna take her to bed. “I don’t think that’s such a bad idea, do you?” he asks her, as he pulls her toward him & leads her outta the room. She tearfully, reluctantly agrees.

And… wow. For a slow-starter, this movie wound up delivering in spades: great camera work, thrilling action, convincing role play. While I tend to prefer more playful pieces, myself, I gotta hand it to Cheeky Video for creating truly menacing characters to carry out this severe, on-going spanking. Maybe too menacing, actually — if you prefer lighter fare, you may have a hard time connecting to these cold, fierce Doms who show little delight in meting out sentences.

http://videos.spanking.com/video/115450/Waitress-%26-Gangsters/?

ROUGH CUTZ: DAWN

Michael Kahn Productions

Three Stars, Guardedly

I’m not sure this was a thoroughly successful spanking picture, but it’s certainly a spectacle to behold. And there IS spanking in it, so if you’re having trouble deciding between red cheeks and oral/anal action, this movie’s got ya covered in a big way (as long as you don’t have a problem with female degradation).

We first see “Dawn” sitting on a big puffy leather chair, being interviewed by director, Michael Kahn, who is out of frame. Dawn saw his modeling ad in the paper; while she’s done work before, she’s never done anything Adult. Would she like to? No… probably not…

Really? She stands up so he can check out her body. Dawn’s quite a babe: fit but feminine, with a smooth, tawny complexion and shaggy, high-lit blonde locks. In jeans & a tank top, with her surfer-ish necklace, she kinda reminds me of a female Jeff Spicoli and, yes, she sports a submissive stoner grin for much of the movie, as well.

Dawn’s not the best actress, but I think I’ve said this before: I *like* bad actresses in hard-core spanking movies. There’s that lovely point where suddenly all pretense drops and you know a girl’s really feeling it. Dawn maintains her composure thru most of the film, and the scene where she finally breaks is riveting.

Ah, but getting there is half the fun, isn’t it? Mr. Kahn’s questions grow personal. He asks if she’s had sex before, if she’s had sex with women, and how did that happen, etc. She should try doing some Adult work for him. Try a few things, see how it goes… Gingerly, he approaches her, lightly skimming his hand over her belly, chest, hair. It’s kinda mesmerizing, watching him coax her like a little bird, getting her used to his touch & the sound of his voice. 

Ladies, Mr. Kahn makes a fine Dom but he’s no George Clooney. Kinda looks like he wandered in from a Star Trek convention: pale, chunky, balding, glasses, middle-aged. He’s got a great rap, though, and he’s very natural with this meek little chippie, who unenthusiastically withstands his groping and rubbing and squeezing.

“That hurts,” Dawn tells him weakly as his hands grasp beneath her shirt, thru her satiny white bra. Yet she smiles as he strips her above the waist. Small breasts, delicate nipples. They look so vulnerable in his demanding grip. Mr. Kahn squishes them around, puts his hand against her throat in a gesture of control that he makes numerous times throughout the movie.

“You’re hurting me,” she says, but as someone who enjoys vigorous breast play, I wasn’t really feelin’ it at this point. Dawn didn’t look all that distressed to me — I think Mr. Kahn could’ve squeezed harder, really pinched those nipples. I’d have liked to see her flinch or cry out, but Dawn’s not one for histrionics. She holds herself awkwardly but stoically as he feels her up, emitting (feigning?) occasional choking noises when he clutches her neck.

He asks if she’s ever been spanked before, and spins her around, giving us a wonderful view of her fantastic ass in tight, dark denim. He whacks her a few times, then orders her outta her pants. She obliges, and looks scrumptious in tiny white bikini bottoms. After some full-frontal breast/throat play, Mr. Kahn slaps her face with surprising coldness. He digs his fingers into her mouth, smacking her repeatedly when she resists.

“Suck my fingers!” he insists, and she does NOT look thrilled as he pushes his digits into her cheeks, over her gums, around her tongue, like she’s a horse for sale at a farm auction. The scene changes: she’s lying over the chair, now, as he pulls her panties into a fierce wedgie, exposing her bare cheeks. He spanks her heartily, and her ass takes on a lovely rosy glow (very nice camera angle, here).

Yikes — he slaps her face! Slaps her boobs!

She sits topless before him as he slaps and then kisses her. Squeezes her boobs roughly. Plants his mouth against hers and seems to be choking her with his tongue. You can see reddened hand prints across her breasts & face. This has gotta hurt, but Dawn soldiers thru with remarkably little emotion, save a chorus of rather impassive “Oww”’s and “You’re hurting me”’s.

Mr. Kahn turns to her, and she dutifully unbuckles his belt, unzips his pants. He pulls out his dick, she plants her lips on it and services him obediently. He punctuates the action here & there with a slap across the face, accentuating her subservience. Soon, she’s over his bare lap, for some spanking, hair pulling, and mild choking. Annnnnd more cock sucking, too!

I love this new camera angle — from Mr. Kahn’s view, looking down on Dawn as she slurps on his dick for all she’s worth. He instructs her to gaze into his eyes with her mouth full… very nice. He pulls her hair back so we can really see her cheeks working, as he coaches her: “Suck it deep… Go down as far as you can… Gagging is OK!”

While she’s far from an expert deep-throater, she’s certainly committed to the endeavor. He’s unimpressed, though, and eventually scolds her for giving bad head. He lies her on the chair, stands over her and rams himself down her throat. “I’ll show you how to give a blow job!” he growls, slapping her with his dick and then pushing it into her mouth so forcefully we can see it bouncing off he inside of her cheek.

Wow! He uses her like a fuck doll! One hand holds his dick, the other pushes behind her head. She closes her eyes and submits, letting him work her mouth like a glory hole. It’s hard to watch — poor Dawn must really need the money, cause she certainly doesn’t look like she’s doing this for fun. And soon, she’s really going to be hurting.

Mr. Kahn now sits on the couch, and Dawn is completely naked, seated on his lap, legs spread & facing the camera.  He slaps her pussy, spanks it with his dick, strums her clit with his greedy fingers. He bends her over, swirls his cock around her butt… asks her, “Ever been ass-fucked before?” You can tell by the apprehension in her eyes that she hasn’t, and she’s pretty sure she’d rather not.

Oh but she will! At first, Mr. Kahn simply tries to push his dick into her butthole, but her body is too slack to offer any resistance for him to push into. When he thrusts, she lists forward, away from him. They wobble this way for what seems like awhile — I almost yelled at my monitor, “Bend over more! Arch your back!”– and then, I swear to god, the scene changes and she’s bent over more, with an arched back! Damn if her cheeks aren’t still fiery red from her spanking, too.

Unfortunately, she’s still too tight to take him, so he lies her on her side, one knee way up to her chest so that her ass cheeks are nicely spread. He squats behind her, pushing himself into her taut, virginal hole. The expression on her face is compelling: a mix of wariness, supplication, and increasing discomfort. Finally, with much effort, Mr. Kahn manages to enter her, and here Dawn’s yelps take on chilling authenticity.

She no longer has the mind to form her usual sentence (“You’re hurting me…”) and instead she grunts, groans, and winces uncontrollably. Is he even using lube? Anal isn’t supposed to be so painful… But Dawn is hardly faking — this girl’s already proven she’s not that good an actress.

Plunging into her pucker with gusto, Mr. Kahn pays no mind to her pain. Unbelievably, he asks her if his dick feels good in her ass. Her face contorting, she tells him quite frankly, no. “Too bad!” he hisses, and slaps her pussy for effect. She wails & whimpers, as he pushes farther into her, cleaving her crack.

After such a build-up, the payoff is a bit of a let-down: Mr. Kahn tells her he’s going to cum on her pussy, and then he pulls out for the money shot. She watches with dim, dazed eyes. “That cock has been in your ass!” he triumphantly gasps, as Dawn gazes uncertainly into the camera. I feel like hugging her, and telling her it’ll be OK.

Some spanking videos are fun, some are silly, some are brutal — this one was demeaning and kind of fucked up. But for what it is, it’s very well done. Mr. Kahn directs himself, and for a guy with one camera & a tripod, he gives us a remarkable variety of views, with excellent lighting & sound. If you enjoy your spanking with some humiliation and rough oral/anal, you’d be hard-pressed to find a more entertaining 40 minutes.

http://videos.spanking.com/video/16304/Rough-Cutz-Dawn/?

Let the Punishment Fit the Child

Bleu Productions

Three Stars

I treat myself to a spanking movie a day, pretty much. There’s so much good stuff available now, I’m like a kid in a candy store! My natural inclination is towards realistic, even amateur, content, but lately I’ve been itching to mix things up a little. This 20-minute black & white film by Bleu Productions — billed as a surrealist spanking film, a la Brunuel’s “Un Chien Andalou” — caught my attention. Surrealist spanking?

Gotta admit, I’d never heard of “Un Chien Andalou” — and I’ve always kinda thought of myself as a film buff, doh. Turns out it’s only the most famous surrealist film, like, ever. Salvador Dali worked on it! Very easy to track down on youtube, as well. It’s only, like, 15 minutes long and will blow your mind.

Seriously! Within the first 60 seconds, a woman’s eye gets sliced with a razor blade and all the goo squishes out, in ghastly close-up. It’s also one of the earliest movies (1929) to depict a man fondling a woman’s naked breasts. Come to think, Un Chien Andalou has more nudity than Let the Punishment Fit the Child, which has none.

However, Let the Punishment Fit the Child has spanking! It also has some of the weirdest, most evocative imagery I’ve ever seen in adult movies. I can’t really say I was aroused, but I was certainly affected viscerally by the eerie, mother/daughter (virgin/whore?) eroticism. This movie is dream-like, nightmarish, compelling, disturbing… and, oddly, rather sexy. I wasn’t wetting my panties, but I was certainly tingling all over.

The action begins with an eye peeking thru a keyhole, and then we are shown slow, sensual, isolated shots of lace, long fingernails, mascara being applied to an eye, a long leg in black-seamed stockings, eyelash curling, garters, lipstick… A manicured hand arranging a bra cup, a slender foot slipping into a feathered mule slipper… Tinkling piano music accompanies the montage, nursery-rhymish at times, and then turns ominous as we get a glimpse of an androgynous presence.

At first it looks like maybe a guy because of the starched white shirt & cropped hair. But it’s a uniformed schoolgirl, lighting candles before what appears to be an alter of baby dolls. Really creepy baby dolls. Some with messed up faces, others in bondage gear… The sound of breathing accompanies the music, and seems to build as the tension grows.

Suddenly, we see the glamorous woman’s face in her hand mirror — she sees the schoolgirl’s legs peeking out from under her bed. Great shot of GlamLady’s peep-toed high heels next to SchoolGirl’s patent leather mary janes & white anklets! GlamLady drags her out by her legs, stands over her sternly as the scene fades out and then fades in on the doll alter, and at this point I really had to just surrender logic & let the movie work its magic on me.

Here the notes I made:

Dolls.

Lipstick on dolls.

These dolls are freaking me out.

Ew! She’s making out with the dolls!

Squish its head!

Oh man, scary dolls!

You get the picture.

The spooky doll images are woven into a trippy sequence where GlamLady hides a hairbrush behind her back, regarding SchoolGirl on the floor. She sits at a vanity table, and the girl creeps up to lightly brush her silky hair. She seems angered that SchoolGirl wants to brush her own hair, too, and after another bizarre doll interlude, GlamLady gets down to business.

The spanking scene is at once disconcerting and titillating. SchoolGirl’s ass is magnificent, displayed most admirably in white cotton briefs. GlamLady is a cold, emotionless beauty; she purposefully pulls SchoolGirl over her lap, flips up her skirt, and brings hairbrush down again & again & again. Views of sweet, tight fanny are interrupted by jarring shots of twisted doll limbs and vacant doll eyes being torn outta burned doll skulls… You really have to see it to believe it.

While there’s a lot going on in this movie, I missed one thing: sound. The music does a great job conveying mood, but I was a little surprised to discover that I don’t get as turned on watching spanking if I can’t hear the smacks landing. Is that weird? This soundtrack, instead, gives us drum beats to go with the blows — and while that works artistically, I still miss the natural percussion of a sound spanking.

The spanking continues, grows to a crescendo as the sound of muffled voices & wicked music peaks and then fades into a human heartbeat. Long dark fingernails scrape against SchoolGirl’s well-filled panties, pulling them down, caressing the silky skin… Gentle lullaby music swells, and GlamLady pats a big, fluffy powder puff in talc, and softly smooths it over SchoolGirl’s bare bottom.

GlamLady pulls the panties back up, and then — SchoolGirl still over her knee– she draws a Lucky Strike cigarette and has herself a sensuous smoke. The scene fades and once again we see the eye thru a keyhole, and some final creepy images of fire, dolls, eyes and sex, as a baby cries & ghostly voices wail. A gloved hand locks the door, puts this eldritch reverie to rest… FIN!

What to make of this peculiar spanking movie? Well, the English major in me wants to talk about how GlamLady & SchoolGirl could represent the same woman at different times in her life. Maybe the older, experienced GlamLady is spanking her younger self so that she never becomes the vain, whorish person people view her as..?

The spanking lover in me, however, is happy to recommend this film for its novelty, it’s creativity and it’s strange, hypnotic vibe. Like nothing you’ve ever seen before — definitely worth checking out!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/18774/Let-The-Punishment-Fit-the-Child/?

Red Assed Lap Dancing 20 — Battering the Buns

Red Hot Video Productions

Three Stars

What an exhilarating format: three pretty young things, one after the other, slowly & sensuously undressing & posing for the camera… then flipped over & spanked for all they’re worth! This movie’d be perfect, if it weren’t for a few niggling little details.

For instance, I’m a sucker for realistic dialog, and unfortunately that’s not where this movie excels. Don’t get me wrong, I love the expository scenes where we’re treated to each model’s sexy mugging — these are truly beautiful girls!– but their half-hearted “bratty” acts are a disappointment. Silence might’ve been more foreboding.

I was also distracted by the occasional use of weird sound effects at seemingly random points throughout the movie. Kinda sounded like the production was mixed by a morning show DJ, which didn’t do a thing for me. Surprising, really, how fast a slide whistle can kill my hot mood…

Good news is, clunky dialog & cartoon-y punctuations detract very little from the sound, steady spankings delivered in this movie! I was captivated, watching each girl’s camera-ready façade crumble as their asses are mercilessly pummeled by an uncaring, unflinching gentleman who remains mysteriously out of frame the entire movie. Some thrilling stuff to behold, for sure.

Our first girl, Kristin, is a pretty, petite blonde looking yummy in silver hot pants, slowly stripping & teasing the camera… She doesn’t take direction well, though, and before long she’s roughly tossed across The Director’s lap, squirming with outrage & disbelief. Her taut buttocks look so vulnerable, I almost wanted to scream when the first stinging smack cracked across those well-filled-out shorts…

She yells & complains & curses as the bare-handed blows fall, again & again & again. This guy is a machine! Before long, her pants are down & her ass is not just rosy, but seriously damaged — check out all the broken capillaries along the sides of each cheek. Ouch! Who needs high-caliber acting? A spanking this serious speaks for itself, loud & clear.

She strips for the man, and then straddles his lap, facing him so that we get a great view of her terrifically inflamed ass. He appears to take some sexual liberties with her, and then abruptly he spins her over for another spanking! This time, I was taken by her lean legs as she flailed against him… I love how there’s just the tiniest bit of flesh spilling over her sheer thigh-high stocking tops…

I also love how she’s really vocalizing now, “It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Goddam! Enough!” etc. She wriggles and bucks on his lap. She tries to back off him, to pull herself across over him, but he keeps her firmly in place. She kicks & beats on him, shakes her hands & covers her face like she can’t believe the spanking continues.

Finally, he rolls her off his lap & she hits the floor with a WHUMP! The camera lingers over her punished cheeks, and then, adding insult to injury, the Director slaps a $10 bill on her ass. Cold!

Now, our next girl, Nina, comes across a lot less “diva” than Kristin — a little grittier, which is nice. She’s got long brown hair, brown eyes, great lips and a glowing complexion that hints at Italian or Eastern European heritage. My point is, this ain’t another pale white ass that pinks up with a few slaps. Nina’s golden cheeks seem to take forever to heat up, and it’s a pleasure watching such a slow build-up.

Nina’s photo shoot includes some nice footage of her going down on a verrrry lucky banana. She doesn’t have much patience for this kinda work, though, and eventually the Director is so sick of her bitching that he throws her over his knee to teach her a lesson. Blows fall upon her short skirt, which he then flips up to reveal an ivory g-string between two luminous globes, ripe for the spanking!

I love her right cheek’s adorable little beauty mark, and how her long hair drapes across her face, expertly framing her flashing eyes & anguished expressions… Her Philly accent is great, too — I had to smile every time she cried, “Get awf me!”

Eventually, the Director pulls her panties down and continues her punishment. This girl is a real squealer, making such a fuss I have to wonder if she’s over-acting. Indeed, her choking sobs sound hysterical — almost like she’s laughing. But the camera reveals the sweaty, tearful face of a damsel in true distress. As she squirms, her bikini top shifts against his knee and from certain angles it looks like… is that her nipple peeking out? Sexy…!

As if reading my mind, the Director tugs at the string behind her back, and her breasts spill out across his lap. He spanks her naked, now, as she squeals & cries uncontrollably — you can even see her lower jaw quivering at one point, and her ass cheeks burn bright red during a brief break in the spanking to allow her to catch her breath. Right when it appears she’s just about to lose her mind, he dumps her off him. What a sight! This beautiful, well-spanked girl, bare-assed & whimpering on the floor…

Last but not least, we have Ivy, a curvy, va-va-voom kinda blonde with a Christina Aguillera look about her. As with the previous two segments, this one begins with a photo shoot where we enjoy a little flirting/teasing action. She’s a vision in her satin, leopard-print lingerie. Nice full breasts & thighs, and her face is just beautiful — the camera loves her! Unfortunately, the Director has no patience for her cigarette breaks, and there’s a nice struggle between the two of them, when he finally wrestles her over his knee.

She tries to block his hand, but he holds her down. She lets loose a litany of expletives, and with her cute Southern accent she comes across as a spoiled little girl who deserves every lick she receives. Her round, white buttocks seem terribly helpless against his hard, fast blows. I enjoyed how her pale flesh wobbles with every slap, turning redder & redder till finally, purplish whorls appear. Still, the spanking doesn’t stop!

He pulls her up so he’s straddling his lap, facing him, and spanks her this way while she buries her head in his chest & cries. He pushes her down, now, so she’s kneeling before him… orally pleasuring him as the camera drinks in her wide, welted bottom. He tosses her to the floor, chastises her for crying, and then picks up with the spanking again.

The last few minutes of Ivy’s spanking are quite violent. She kicks & flails for all she’s worth, to no avail. I really think she’s screaming at the top of her lungs by now, too, and her eyes look wild with fear & fury. This is, by far, the “messier” of the three spankings in this movie — the least controlled & the most emotionally-charged. I felt exhausted just watching it!

Don’t get me wrong, though, all three spankings in this movie were excellent. Lastly, in addition to my earlier issues with sound & script, there’s also a “peeping Theresa” character in two of the spanking scenes that I could’ve done without. Maybe some people get turned on by a fully-clothed woman lurking outside a closed hotel room door, eavesdropping & miming excitement at the sound of someone getting spanked. I just found it distracting.

And why would ANYONE want to be sidetracked from these delightfully vigorous spankings?! Thank you, Red Hot Video!!

Red Assed Lap Dancing 20 — Battering the Buns

RUSSIAN SLAVES #51 — Punishment in a Russian Family

Three Stars

Encouraged by yesterday’s foray into Extremely Hard Torture, I tried to pick another hardcore movie today. Not that I’m a necessarily a hardcore kinda gal, but at this point I’m still investigating my boundaries, looking for the edge of the envelope. Russian Slaves #51 bills itself as “an extremely disturbing movie…” and while it didn’t freak me out or anything, I can certainly see why it’s not for the faint of heart.

The movie begins with this ominous organ music, which is really unfortunate cause the screen is treating us to two pretty girls in yummy school girl outfits: plaid skirts, white button-down shirts, white knee socks… They immediately begin kissing & caressing & undressing… Soon, they’re naked, in each other’s arms and just as I’m ready to scream from the organ music, it stops, thank god.

But then, dammit, it’s back but even worse, cause now it’s got what sounds like a church choir chanting with it. Can’t understand a word (this title was filmed in Russia) but at one point it kinda sounds like Good King Wenceslas or maybe the music from The Omen. Ack! Neither works well with the otherwise hot Girl-on-girl action in this scene.

But don’t turn the sound down, cause the mic picks up all kinds of lovely sounds. Kissing, licking… bed creaks… little moans & sighs… the silky slither of clothes sliding off… It’s good stuff, if you can overlook the Tabernacle Choir, there.

Nice, long, continuous shots, very little editing — there’s a real “fly on the wall” feel to this directing. The girls bring a vibrator into the action, and things heat up even more. Terrific closeups as that smooth-shaved pussy is worked for all she’s worth, both front & back angles.

Of course, the ladies get caught — and, thankfully, that dreadful music stops, never to return, yay!

Big brother is incensed that his sister would waste her femininity on another woman, instead of giving herself to a man & raising a family. The subtitles here were fun — he calls one girl a “goat” and threatens “I’ll pull out your clitoris with my bare hands!” The girls hide their faces & do their best to wail convincingly but I swear the chick playing his sister is laughing her ass off. (Lemme know if you agree)

So after he berates them both, he sends his sister out & turns his attention to her lover. Basically, he attacks her, and it’s really quite brutal & threatening the way he pounces. He throws her over his knee, scolds her with relish & scorn, and then begins vigorously spanking her ass with his bare hand.

Dude’s really good at this, too. His arms are ripped, and every whack is surprisingly fast & powerful. Athletic, even. He’s got a mean, mocking rap, too, that comes off so naturally I have to wonder if this man isn’t acting so much as he is behaving. After a few minutes of pounding the girl’s ass, he takes a step back to admire his handiwork: a pair of ridiculously red cheeks! And this movie’s only just getting started…

The next scene is a bizarre one, a waste of time for anyone looking for sex or nudity of any kind. But it’s a funny scene! Big Brother is explaining to their mother how her daughter was experimenting with lesbianism and needs to be punished to keep her heterosexual, or something. I had a hard time reading the subtitles cause I couldn’t take my eyes off watching this guy PIG OUT on a huge frying pan full of an unidentifiable mound of food. He almost busts out laughing several times, too. Cracked me up.

So Mom agrees, sister must be punished! Mom excuses herself — I love how she solemnly bestows Big Brother with the family heirloom “beating belt” before leaving the bedroom where the spanking will commence. He orders Sister to undress, and it’s clear that the actors have real rapport. She looks like she’s into it… like she trusts him… like she’s anticipating a really good spanking…

He prolongs the build-up, chastising his sister while she trembles behind a curtain of hair. It’s not until 30:00 that we finally see this girl’s fine, firm, round ass exposed for a spanking… but it’s worth the wait! She’s sprawled out, naked & helpless, across the bed as one, two, three blows crack across her cheeks. Big Brother is pacing around the bed, scolding her & waving his hands for emphasis, making her flinch at the expectation of another swipe.

But not every hand gesture results in a smack, so Sister squirms & whimpers, knowing full well she’s got no way to stop or even predict the punishment she’s receiving. And it’s a really vicious spanking, too! She’s clearly in pain — she’s gripping the bedspread, scrunching up her back muscles… she’s got a reflexive protective move, too, where she flexes her left foot like she wants to kick him away… Damn, this is a relentless spanking!

Big Brother grows even more threatening, telling her that he’s not her biological brother, and first insinuating she needs to learn how to please a man and then he comes right out and makes her — well, nothing sexual happens between Big Brother & Sister, but things take on a very dark, incestuous vibe.

This last scene goes on and on, which will definitely please hardcore spanking aficionados. Those of us who don’t necessarily seek out movies for tears & welts & bruises, however, will still be engaged by Big Brother’s dynamic, ruthless administerings. He’s a force to be reckoned with! Ladies, if you have trouble finding believable doms in M-on-F spanking scenarios, I think you’ll agree that Big Brother’s got some mad skills, here, that are a thrill to behold.

RUSSIAN SLAVES #51 — Punishment in a Russian Family

Leah Wilde Is a Dominatrix

Three Stars

While I’m usually more into guy-on-girl discipline, I decided to indulge my dominant side with this movie that features the beautiful Leah Wilde giving Hell to three men who really don’t think they deserve it.

The good news is: they’re all fit & handsome. The bad news: they’re not great actors. No worries, though, body language speaks volumes, especially in a punishment movie as thoroughly conceived & deliciously filmed as this one.

The action begins with Buff Dude #1 cuffed to the bars of a jail cell… he’s wearing tight briefs, and bitching to high heaven about his captivity. Ms. Wild appears, and ya just gotta take a moment to drink her in: lean, petite body with feminine curves but not an ounce of excess fat on her. She’s wearing the first of a series of three fetish outfits in the film that go from hot to hotter to smokin’: a nice black corset & garters number with killer platform boots.

She tells him to shut up and undress. Before long, she’s flogging him with several different whips, while his protests egg her on. But it’s not all about implements. I enjoyed her full-spectrum approach to punishing — there’s scolding, berating, name calling, choking, mocking, slapping (including private parts!), and smothering. And some other surprises, as well (hint: footsies will smile).

I also came to like her banter, which was kind of shaky when she had lines to recite but then she relaxes and really seems to be playing the Dominatrix role naturally. I love the mocking lilt in her voice when she addresses the men, “Does that hurt?” “Should I feel bad for you?” “Do you need to take a breath?” She reminds me of Parker Posey’s bitchy senior character in Dazed & Confused, you know, during the initiation scene…?

Whatever, point is, Ms. Wilde really grew on me. She isn’t terribly threatening or particularly passionate about what she’s doing, but she’s relaxed, confident, and a pleasure to watch as she puts these men thru their paces. Buff Dude #1 is forced into practically recreating a scene from Trainspotting, and then spanked till his ass turns visibly red.

Next scene features Buff Dude #2, a handyman at Ms. Wilde’s dungeon who’s forgotten to take the trash out. His mistress is breath-taking in a red & black shelf-bra corset, which displays her naked breasts like she’s got ‘em on a platter! She’s seated on some sorta throne, and boy is she pissed off. In addition to the punishments she administered to BD #1, she adds ball gags, nipple/ball clamps, hot wax — and even spits on BD #2!

Final scene at 53:00 … She rocks a fishnet bodysuit, motorcycle-style cap & perhaps the coolest thigh-high spike heeled boots I’ve seen in a long time. BD#3 is, basically, some guy in boxers who’s surprised when she throws him across her knee & spanks his bare butt (with her bare hand, and a whip) till his cheeks are flaming. She taunts & teases him, she practically chokes him, smushing her crotch into his face & wriggling around on his nose/mouth till he’s gasping for air.

He begs her to stand up, and she’s so bored she actually complies. Bad move. That’s all I’m gonna say. Any of these scenes can certainly be enjoyed as it’s own little movie, but be sure to pop ahead to around 1:12 for the little surprise at the end.

You’ll probably know by now from my description whether Leah Wilde’s dominatrix flick will ring your bell, content-wise. The movie is also filmed quite nicely, with smooth edits, fine sound quality, and some hand-held camera work that feels “real” without inspiring nausea a la Cloverfield/Blair Witch/etc. Also, there’s a fog machine at 1:06… although I’m not sure why…

Thumbs up for this excellent effort by Leah Wilde and Noose Video Productions!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/108793/Leah-Wilde-Is-A-Dominatrix/