4 ½ stars
After enjoying Professor Mike’s spanking lesson Vol 1, I was psyched to discover another instructional spanking video — one from a female’s point of view. And not just any female: Nina Hartley, a celebrated porn star with decades of experience, who’s made a career of education & advocacy. Nina’s poised & relaxed on screen. Flirty, even. And she’s a beautiful woman, as is Kylie Ireland (her intrepid assistant).
The movie opens, actually, upon Kylie’s gorgeous butt, framed in ass-less PVC pants. Nina introduces first herself & then Kylie, who is absolutely radiant in her shiny black & red outfit that squeaks when she moves. Great sound & lighting here, too, and a very cool set. Both ladies make a sexy pair, taking various positions on the leather sofa they share (I like when Kylie stretches her legs across Nina’s lap).
The ladies are playful & sensuous with each other. They good-naturedly trade some rather corny dialog, and run through a brief Q&A covering the basics of spanking, beginning with what, exactly, erotic spanking is. Nina explains that a good erotic spanking touches on the “physical pleasure of forceful sex play, combined with the psychological excitement of power exchange.” It’s pleasurable, not punitive.
After deliciously describing the ritualistic thrills of spanking — props & costumes & role play — Nina assures her audience that spanking is a healthy, “naughty pleasure” that turns up in art, literature & movies. A desire to spank or be spanked doesn’t stem from any deep, twisted compulsion. It’s OK to have fun with spanking.
Gee, thanks, Nina, but when do we get to the spanking, already?!
This first section, I must admit, was a little boring for me. Pretty basic stuff, but then, this is great information for your average novice. Nina clearly enjoys spanking; her enthusiasm is infectious, encouraging. And I love her teaching method. She reinforces her message (communication & negotiation always) by acting out with Kylie various newbie spanking couple conversations.
Nina: So, Kylie, what kind of spanking do you like?
Kylie: I prefer the paddle, more than the hand.
Nina: Do you like it stingy or thumpy?
Nina: Do you like being spanked with a gloved hand? I have these lovely red ones, and the leather is sooooo soft….
Kylie: I’ve never been spanked by a gloved hand, but it sounds great, I’d love to try it.
(Or something like that.)
Nina & Kylie are very polished, and almost give off an “Oprah” vibe, somehow, as they engage in a truly hot spanking adventure. They’re like two girlfriends rummaging in their closets, trying on shoes. Except, they’re playing with spanking implements. And they’re little horn dogs. It’s an awesome combination.
If I wanted to talk someone into trying spanking, I’d bring them to this movie. Nina & Kylie are liberated, empowered role models who embody the spirit of adventurousness that every woman wants to believe is inside her. They also describe luscious physical sensations they get from the different implements & positions… warmth & vibrations moving through all those nerve endings… Sounds good, doesn’t it?
Plus, this isn’t a how-to on spanking alone — Nina and Kyle demonstrate ways to integrate spanking and sex play including masturbation, soft deep tongue kisses, vibrators, strap-on (vaginal & anal), and some of the most up-close-and-personal cunnilingus I have ever seen.
Seriously. Nina is amazing. I mean, Kylie’s really good too, don’t get me wrong, but ya gotta hand it to Nina. She gets in there like an old pro. Kylie’s leaned back, spread-eagled, and Nina licks & nibbles & gently tugs Kylie’s clit piercing. Here’s a neat move: she squeezes her lips together, delicately mashing her clit between them (Kylie goes wild). The camera is so close, you can count the individual hairs in Kylie’s crotch stubble.
Anyway, the two also demonstrate a variety of spanking implements, mostly paddles, including a furry one and one made of clear Lucite you can see through to the rosy cheek being smacked. Nina admitted no fondness for the hairbrush, but Kylie enjoyed both hard side and bristles. And so forth, as they play & experiment.
Nina points out the redness over Kylie’s bottom, and explains that butts will get rosy when you spank them because of blood rushing to the capillaries upon stimulation. The blush will go away in 10 – 15 minutes, she advises, and then she discusses how to talk to your partner about possible marks. And so forth.
By the way, Kylie’s ass is magnificent. I appreciate every spectacular view. Fine camera work, too. Fluid edits, all the right angles, the women look incredible. This is a really creative, dynamic movie, and once the spanking gets going (about 25 minutes in), it’s pretty amazing how hardcore these ladies get.
They enter a shadowy room, where they suck face and engage in some rough play. Nina tells her to spread her pussy lips & show her clit, and the camera zooms in… She fondles & sweet talks Kylie, arousing her & hinting at the “punishments” to come. They enter a BDSM-esque room; Nina sits Kyle down, spreads her wide, and works her lady parts with almost supernatural finesse.
After some more paddling, Kylie returns the favor.
They move on to light caning. Nina lubes a strap-on dildo and slips it in Kylie’s pussy, her ass. There’s a great view from beneath & behind, of two lovely rumps, connected by a jarring red strap-on. Kylie screams and screams, coming.
The movie wraps up with the ladies back in the room from the beginning of the movie, on the leather couch again. They introduce a clip by Otto & Audrey, a couple of old school spankers with a sexy little scene that demonstrates the principles Nina & Kylie stressed in their lesson. Serious hardcore action, but not a whole lot of spanking.
Cute premise, though: a sexy redhead in a hot schoolgirl outfit with black pumps & white ruffled socks reads a sign of “Rules for Audrey” that she flouts by disobeying every one. Otto bursts into the room to find her masturbating with a silver vibrator (breaking rule number five!). He notes her cheeky attitude, the pile of implements she laid out on her desk — she seems to be trying to tell him something.
From here, the couple engages in hot, graphic sex. There’s tit fucking & paddling, analingus & bare-handed spanking. Oral sex. Anal sex. Lots and lots of penetration, from all different positions. And some stinging smacks peppered here & there, too, spicing things up. As the movie ends, check out Audrey’s big eyes as she waits for him to cum in her mouth… A very hot fuck, although not really a spanking scene despite the promising set-up.
A paltry quibble, though. There was plenty of spanking earlier with Nina and Kylie, to be honest I was a little burned out on the lesbo stuff. Otto & Audrey provided a refreshing change by bringing a guy into the mix; a fitting cap on a movie that seems to have something for everyone.