BAD GIRL CHELSEA

Bronxtails Homemade Video

Three and a half stars

Rarely do we encounter a movie with two finer erotic specimens as Johnny and Chelsea. I mean, really! Johnny is a freaking stallion — dark & lean & sinewy & chiseled & dear god look at the size of him. Chelsea’s a fresh-faced blonde, very pretty, with an incredible body and few, if any, inhibitions. “Bad Girl Chelsea” begins with the premise that Johnny is punishing Chelsea for being late, but their vigorous, acrobatic encounter is pure pleasure for both of them. And so much fun to watch.

The two literally fuck the sheets off the bed, it’s awesome. Plus, there’s spanking! Nothing painful, just light smacks & some rough talk that she totally gets into. Her creamy ass cheeks get nice ‘n rosy under his hand, and glow even hotter after he takes to them with both sides of a wide hairbrush (she seems to especially dig the bristles). But the real attraction, here, is some of the most athletic sex you’ve ever seen.

Things start off running — 45 seconds in, Johnny’s fat cock is poking outta his fly and a few seconds later, Chelsea’s lips are on it. She wraps one hand around the base, and with her other hand she tugs her dress up to expose her bare bottom. He spanks her a few times, then bucks her off his prick so she’s lying across his lap. He spanks her again and again, much to her delight.

She rocks badass platforms; kicking, she shows off toned, shapely legs. I love how she gives the camera lots of eye contact, so happy to be the center of attention. Always a pleasure, watching an exhibitionist. “You gonna suck my dick right yet?” Johnny asks her, and she’s enthusiastically back at it again.

Johnny uses a small remote to zoom the camera in closer, as Chelsea sucks his dick so hard & fast the bed creaks. He holds her neck & pushes her to the base of his cock, then throws her over his lap again for more spanking. Chelsea’s full tits spill out of her dress, and they sway as she works on him again with her eager mouth. He slathers spit between her ass cheeks, pulls them apart, spanks her asshole.

He grabs her hairbrush, paddles her, pulls on her tits, pinches her nipples… She groans, sucks his thumb, rubs her pussy, rolls over to show us her hot pink cheeks. She crouches on the bed, butt towards us, as Johnny appears, naked, at her head. She blows him while he paddles her with the hairbrush and pushes his fingers into her asshole.

“Aaaaahhh! Mwwaaaah!! Mmmm!! Uhhhnnnn!” Chelsea is going nuts: she turns Johnny around, spanks his ass, buries her tongue in his crack, chews on his cheeks, pulls on his cock from underneath. Johnny slips his finger into her asshole, rubs her clit, slides his dick over her curves & creases. The two ravage each other, making some truly spectacular sex faces.

They are so pumped, so limber, they might as well be fitness instructors leading a class in sexual gymnastics. Not only do they run thru a dizzying array of coital positions, but they bump and grind with a feverish intensity that never wanes. Chelsea’s hair comes undone, sweat glistens on her back, her eye makeup blurs…

When she finally comes, she’s lying astride him, legs spread wide. As they move together, his dick slides almost all the way out of her pussy… and then slides back in… In and out… Her asshole looks like it’s winking… “That’s it! Harder! God, I’m a really bad girl!!”

She squats over him, bounces up & down on his cock (he’s spanking her, of course). She screams, jerks, and finally collapses in a shudder. Their furious fuck continues, though — he pounds her from behind, holds her hair, calls her whore, slut, bitch then loses his load all over her rosy ass cheeks. She blows him, smiles up at the camera, rubs his jism into her skin, then licks her hand clean.

As the camera lingers over her spanked butt, her fucked pussy, her fingered asshole, Johnny’s phone rings. It’s his next bitch, who better not be late for their appointment. Gotta admit, I’m kinda hoping she is… and that he brings the camera!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/25859/Bad-Girl-Chelsea/? 

PUNISHMENT IS A REWARD FOR ME, Part 1

A Wizard of Ass

Four Stars

After my spate of quickies, I had a sudden hankering for something a little more… involved. Miss Kitty’s adventures with A Wizard of Ass provide nearly two hours of creative Dom-Sub play liberally peppered with spanking, and heavy on the backdoor action. Parts One and Two document a dominant woman’s delve into her submissive side, with an experienced, painstaking master who truly puts her through the paces.

Miss Kitty arrives confident that she’s the best candidate to assist Wizard at his reform school. He asks if she has experience with disciplining young girls; she answers “More of an interest….” He tells her his assistants need to be graceful, beautiful and elegant — can she do a strip tease for him, to show how she fits the bill?

Miss Kitty obliges, and a nice groove starts up as she shows off her stunning form. She’s gorgeous, a young Dita Von Teese with shiny dark hair, porcelain complexion, and the most striking eyes: light gray-blue, with dark rims around the irises, and long black lashes. Her body is lush. A few more pounds and she’d be chunky but right now she’s all sweet, supple, womanly curves. Smooth ivory skin.

Undulating to the beat, she unzips her long, clingy dress, reveals shapely legs in red & black fishnet stockings, and then stands before him, naked except for a badass leather g-string bikini — basically, just straps highlighting all her naughty bits. One by one, she slips off her platform boots, sits on Wizard’s lap, and stares deeply into his eyes.

He reaches for her nipples and is chastised for being too forward. She makes him ask nicely, “Please, Miss Kitty…” before touching, tasting, glazing them with an ice cube. His hand moves towards her hairy cunt, and again she insists he ask her politely first. With all due respect, Wizard explains to her that if she’s to be his assistant, she’ll need to be more submissive. He slips a collar around her neck, attaches a metal leash, drops her to her hands & knees, smacks her round, creamy ass.

He leads her around the room. Oddly, though she’s crawling at his feet, she maintains her queenly poise. Throughout the movie, even –thru some of the most humiliating debasements– her head is high and she never looks the least bit compromised. Miss Kitty approaches her session with Wizard as an opportunity to feel what it’s like on the receiving end of punishments she yearns to inflict herself. She’s learning, showing off for the camera, and exploring her limits on her own terms. She’s haughty, self-confident and verrrrrry compelling to watch.

It’s a delicate role-play. Miss Kitty is a natural dominant acting submissive, and Wizard is also a walking contradiction: a mastermind of twisted trials in a gentle, unassuming package. Ever courteous & respectful, he softly explains his plans for her and provides supportive commentary to keep her focused. Plus, he’s fond of her (and she loves this). They’re two distinct personalities, working well together.

Sound, lighting and direction also works well in this movie. The camera provides plenty of interesting angles to enjoy, and the action comes across smoothly, naturally, and with real intimacy. Oh, the sound her zipper makes, sliding up her back as she slips into a PVC dress for Wizard! And the hefty claps that resonate when he spanks her solid ass across his knee…

She mmmm’s her approval, tells him he’ll have to try harder if he really wants to punish her. Wizard agrees, drizzling her ass with baby oil. He presents a pink butt plug with a pig’s tail, pushes it into her mouth, explaining, “The warmer & wetter you make this, the easier it’ll go up your butt.” She spits out it, though — growls, snarls & resists until he says please.

He fingers her asshole, then announces he has something else to put into her ass first: a suppository (I think it’s probably lube). Miss Kitty protests & wriggles on his lap but he gets it in and follows with the pigtail. We’re treated to a close-up replay of both insertions, in slow motion, no less, then Wizard tells her to get up and walk around for him.

She obliges, tossing her long hair defiantly as she struts about, a corkscrew tail bouncing between her cheeks, and her leash dangling in front. The plug pops out; Wizard gently slaps her face, tells her she’s a bad girl, makes her kneel on a chair with the plug back in & wiggle her ass. She glares into the camera, her eyes flashing with anger and arrogance. Yet, she complies when he asks her to remove her dress.

Patiently, Wizard explains that she needs to do something nice for him. “Suck my dick, please, pretty please…” He’s doughy & hairy & his penis seems small but beefs up nicely under Miss Kitty’s expert mouth. He tells her he’s going to come in her mouth as a “sneak preview” of other liquids she’ll be dealing with soon enough.

The camera explores every angle, zooms in on her mouth as she sucks & licks… her nipples as she pinches them. Her fish-netted feet splay behind her as the pigtail springs jauntily out her bunghole. When he comes, white gobs splatter her tongue & upper lip. She gazes boldly at him, like, “Yeah, is that all ya got?”

He takes her to another room, shows her a fuck machine with two dildos, “One for your pussy, and one for your butt,” he tells her (in his adorable accent). She lies before it, and he squirts baby oil all over her breasts, belly, thighs… drizzles it on her groomed pussy. She spreads her legs, he slides in one of the dildos and turns the machine on. Slowly, at first. In and out. She writhes and moans with pleasure.

They turn it up, faster. Great views! Close-ups of her pussy lips expanding to swallow the dildo, and full-body shots where the cranking mechanical contraption seems especially weird, plunging into her naked vulnerability. Wizard attaches suction pumps to her nipples, slides ice across her skin, peels off her stockings & drapes them over her face.

Is she ready to try anal? She tells him she has to pee first, and is taken aback when he presents her with a houseplant to relieve herself into. “Can’t I just use the bathroom?” she groans, but that’s not an option. He splashes water on her abdomen, coaxing her to let loose her stream. They laugh softly together at how she’s mostly peeing on herself in this position, but soon enough her bladder is empty.

Lying on her belly, ass in the air, Miss Kitty takes a dildo doggie-style and accepts Wizard’s finger in her butt (“Oh, I can feel the dildo in your pussy!”). With care & effort, he slides in the second head, and turns on the machine again. Unfortunately, this backdoor dildo is too flaccid to penetrate her, mostly just bangs on her bunghole.

Though Wizard tries doggedly to push it in, the shaft keeps bowing out to the side. No worries — Miss Kitty reaches down between her legs, diddling her clit, while Wizard holds the ass dildo in place and flogs her with a many-tailed whip. Miss Kitty groans and crawls forward as the camera fades out, and Part One of their escapade concludes.

Stay tuned for Part Two!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/40365/Punishment-Is-A-REWARD-For-Me%21-Part-1/? 

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Well, this movie certainly lives up to its pithy title. Tears definitely brings the water works and I’m pretty sure that, in most cases at least, they are 100% real. The film starts out with a reasonably good looking chick already on all fours on a bed getting spanked with a leather paddle. When we fade in, she is smack(see what I did there) in the middle of a good spanking, her ass burns crimson and her face is contorted in a Goya-esque show of pain. During the course of her whooping she apologizes profusely to her new master, but her attempts at salvation fall on deaf ears as she is unrelentingly flogged in a way she won’t soon forget. The next two scenes after this one are both good, but relatively run-of-the-mill bare ass spanking with hands and implements, both feature borderline attractive models and both deliver on the crying theme.

The fourth scene is the standout here, and not because of the actual spanking, there is only 20-30 seconds of it. Nay, the payoff in this scene lay in the conversational interview with the girl. She recounts to our disembodied voice that, while she enjoys spanking, is reluctant to bend over for a wooden paddle because she is scared it will hurt too much. At least that’s what we are led to believe, but eventually she reveals that she was once paddled in the fifth grade and ever since then has been cursed with a ghastly fear of the flat wood. She comes ’round to the idea soon enough and receives several good thwacks, given respite only once the paddle breaks. Sitting down crying she shows us her red ass with some distinctive paddle marks. All in all a very good, engaging scene.

I really like this next scene, but granted that could be because the chick in it, “Donna,” looks like this girl I used to know(pretty well…if you catch my drift) back at college. She turned out to be really crazy though and I haven’t spoken to her much since then, so maybe it’s her. I doubt it, but if it is at least she got her comeuppance, that bitch. But I digress, this scene is good because this chick really gets wailed on and you can see the red pooling at the surface of her ass as her makeup runs on the rivers of tears flowing from her big, doe eyes.

At this point the movie pretty much, like Fonzie, jumps the shark. Don’t get me wrong, this blonde chick over here has a nice-ish ass and all, but I feel her performance was phoned in and the spanking not as hard as it could have been. Also, they only use one implement and keep her framed with the same boring, dead on camera angle which doesn’t show off any of the good bits. And don’t even talk to me about the gym teacher scene. Those people couldn’t act their way out of wet paper bags but I suppose the spanking is passable if you can suspend your disbelief long enough.

This whole group spanking thing is a great idea, and could work given the right combination of people/settings/implements/acting ability. Unfortunately for this bad boy, it kind of strikes out on all these things. To be fair, the spanking isn’t terrible and the girls aren’t all catastrophes, but the constant banter between them and the weird presentation but this scene somewhere in between close-to-good and bad. It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what ruined it for me, maybe it was the goth chick who isn’t crying because of the pain but because she’s just “really emotional,” or maybe it’s the short raven-haired woman who reminds me of one of my grandmother’s friends. Whatever it is, something just don’t sit right. This scene could have been a shining diamond in a sea of mediocrity, but alas it turned out to be a cubic zirconium in a petri-dish of boredom.

Bottom Line: Overall, not a bad flick, and if you’re into crying/tears or just good spanking, this’ll do the trick for you.

Take it easy.

-J

Tears

Real Spanking Films

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CAN OF WHOOP ASS 2

4Reel Productions

Three stars

Mmmmm… Quickies are like potato chips, you can’t have just one. Today we have ten minutes on a double bed with two beautiful, spirited women who effortlessly role play a scene where a dominant chick disciplines her submissive with spanking and scolding.

Blonde is the boss — slim & sexy in black camisole & panties; bare feet. Her bitch wears a white tube top, knee socks, a Winnie the Pooh g-string (!), and the springiest pigtails… she looks like a little puppy, bouncing on the mattress.

Blonde’s got a husky voice like Scarlett Johansen, and it’s awesome how she busts on Pigtails. She’s lazy, she’s incompetent, she’s not taking it seriously, “Get all your laughing out now cause I’m gonna spank your fucking ass!” Does she ever.

At the first smack, Blonde rolls her over and draws Pigtail’s attention to her stinging butt cheek. “Look at that…” she muses, “You can see my hand print…” She traces the pinkness on her creamy flesh… niiiiice camera zoom, here, so we can drink it in.

The spanking continues, and it’s awesome how the girls whine & bicker & gripe & snap at each other the whole time. I love their deliveries, very dry & natural. On the verge of sarcastic. At one point, in the middle, there’s an adorable blooper when they switch from bare-hand to hair brush. Even when they slip outta character, they’re in tune with each other & having fun.

“One more and that’s it, ok? (smack!) (smack) Oops, I lied. (smack) Oops, lied again!”

After they switch to the hair brush, Pigtails starts expressing a little more discomfort. Her ass gets rosier. She seems to get kinda bummed, even, like she didn’t expect to feel it so bad and now she’d rather the whole thing be over. Blonde gets Pigtails to agree to do laundry… and make dinner…

Smack! “What else?”

The camera zooms in on Pigtail’s tearful face…

Thank you, drive thru!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/169/Can-Of-Whoop-Ass-2/?

YOU CAN GET OFF MY LAP NOW

Studio: Content Broadband

Four & a Half Stars, kind of

Life comes at different speeds, and this morning I’m feeling like a quickie: Get. Me. There. Now.

I’ve chosen Content Broadband’s “You Can Get Off My Lap Now,” which clocks in at an amazing ONE MINUTE long!! How could that possibly be enough time? It’s gotta be a mistake, right? Cause the title description says it’s 10 minutes long, which is wrong.

Whatever — this movie totally worked for me, in just sixty precious little seconds.

Here’s how:

Enjoy twenty seconds or so of an unassuming dark-haired gentleman spanking this pretty brunette who coos and cries “Uuuuhhhhhttt!” with every vigorous smack. Her ass is round & bouncy, with just a little jiggle keeping things interesting. She lifts her eyes, stares dreamily into the camera… Freeze frame! Try to catch her eyes, it’s a lovely pose.

Great curves, nice rosy cheeks, fabulous legs in high heels. Start ‘er up again, and enjoy twenty more seconds… She keeps catching your eyes, freeze frame again. Linger, and then let twenty more seconds bring ‘em home!

He says, “Are you gonna be good now?

She says, “Yes, I promise, Daddy!” in just the sweetest little voice.

You are so there, aren’t you?

http://videos.spanking.com/video/491/You-Can-Get-Off-My-Lap-Now/? 

MISTRESS RAY — DOUBLE DOMMES 1

DOM Productions

2 1/2 Stars

Two mistresses in military caps, fetish boots & sheer lingerie. Some guy. A dungeon. Some nifty bondage & discipline accoutrements.

This scene may be more your style than mine, but at 6 minutes and 36 seconds look, it’s worth a peek just to find out.

Hot chicks! The brunette commands their slave, “Get down there and lick my feet!” in a prim British accent. The blonde hoods him, then they push him down to worship their feet. The camera follows him as he licks & kisses Blonde’s strappy spike heels. She pushes one of these heels into his back a moment later, as he’s running his mouth over Brunette’s black platform boots.

They slap a collar on him, stand him up, bend him over, and take turns smacking his ass thru his pvc shorts. They lie him down on a table, and Brunette raps his butt with a cane while Blonde whips him across the back of his legs with a many-tailed leather implement. They trade places, cane on legs and tail on ass.

Dude does not make peep, the whole time. There’s no dialog, but the women talk to each other a little but not for the camera — you can hardly make out what they’re saying, but it sounds like they’re discussing what to do next to their captive.

This isn’t a mean spanking, more theatrical. They try a few more implements out on him, even paddle his feet at one point, and then the action wraps up as they stroke him… play with his nipple piercings… lazily swipe his chest with their whip of choice. Oh wait, I forgot: there IS dialog! Right before the clip ends, when they announce they’re going to try something else & walk off camera.

Fine performances, sharp setting, a good variety of gear… Solid movie, enjoy!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/64675/Mistress-Ray-Double-Dommes-1/?

INTIMATE DIARY OF MR. LEON

Alpha-France

Five Stars, for light spanking aficionados

The Intimate Diary of Mr. Leon feels like a Blake Edwards comedy from the 70’s (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001175/), only deliciously pornographic! Along with plenty of light-hearted spankings, this movie provides long, lingering oral & penetrations, from intriguingly intimate angles. And cum shots! Every spanking culminates in a seriously hot fuck, meticulously filmed, edited & polished to Hollywood quality. Bravo!

There’s plot, too, and believable acting. Plus, seven different spanking/fucking scenes, two cool “fantasy” sequences, and one orgy with Mr. Leon in the middle of five naked, sex-crazed lovelies. Mr. Leon’s story is told with wit & sensuality, and is really, really graphic, to boot. A fantastic movie to introduce someone to spanking — it’s almost impossible to watch these hot, erotic scenes without getting caught up in the excitement.

Mr. Leon narrates his entre into the world of spanking, after we watch him finishing up a humdrum day at the office, followed by a very interesting “appointment” with a vocally appreciative woman. Mr. Leon tells us how his earliest memories involve spanking, as we see his beautiful mother, lovingly powdering his infant bottom. Then, there’s a disconcerting bath tub scene with a strapping young boy and negligee-clad MILF (is that supposed to be his mom?!)…

He had a spanking epiphany, so to speak, with his girlfriend, Elizabeth. She cheated on him with the gardener, and when Mr. Leon caught them, he punished her with a spanking. I love their encounter in the garden: her legs kicking astride his lap, thighs & bare bottom enveloped in the frilly folds of her floral dress. She gets so turned on…

But that was a long time ago. Mr. Leon now works in a bank, and one night his boss invites him home to dinner. The conversation turns to Elizabeth, and how much his boss & his wife enjoyed the story. The boss confesses their lives have no meaning anymore, shows them an array of sex toys they’ve tried, numerous times, to no avail. Leon is not surprised. “It has to be done by hand,” he insists.

The boss asks if what worked with Elizabeth might work with his wife, and Mr. Leon agrees enthusiastically that they must give spanking a try. “Spanking prevents boredom and recaptures true love!” he tells them. They retreat to the salon, where he recognizes the chair he sat upon when he spanked Elizabeth. He sits erect, and the boss’s wife undoes her blonde up-do, spilling her hair gracefully down her shoulders. She’s got a slim, ballerina-type build, quite elegant.

Her husband settles down in a shadow-y corner to watch the action, and play “sexy time” records on the stereo. He watches with great interest as his wife is tossed over Mr. Leon’s lap — her black skirt pulled up, her panties pulled down, her ass cheeks full & round & vulnerable to his spirited spanking. Faster & faster he hits, as her cries of pain-pleasure build to a climax!

She slides off his lap, strips out of her black lingerie, pulls down his pants & fucks him right in front of her man. Again, excellent camera work — really lush & explicit. Her husband strips his clothes off & crawls, naked, across the floor to them. He kisses & caresses his wife, as she grinds astride Mr. Leon. She blows her husband, receiving dick from behind. Uncircumcised money shot, all over her belly.

Oh the magic of a good spanking! The next day at work, Mr. Leon’s boss walks right past him on his way out the door, in his hurry to passionately embrace his wife. Well done, Mr. Leon…

His next conquest, a local lady shopkeeper, accosts Mr. Leon as he’s running errands. She leads him to a back room, where she hands him some money & tells him she needs a good spanking. Mr. Leon purposefully takes the seat she has prepared for him, and there’s a cute drum-roll as he smoothes his hand over her naked buttocks, and then… SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Each blow is punctuated by an endearing cry from Ms. Shopkeeper. She squeals & appears to have a great time throughout the spanking, then stands before him, breathless, expectant. He lowers his pants, pulls her onto his lap once more, only this time, facing him. The camera brings us THISCLOSE as their goodies connect, and closer, still, as they plunge into each other with more & more urgency, until sweet release.

So, the narrative tells us, Ms. Shopkeeper comes to take care of him, and set him up with other clients. She also helps him perfect his art, wink, wink. They stroll out to a dim ballroom, where he dramatically takes a seat in a spot-lit chair. “If you’ll permit me,” he announces, “I’m going to introduce you to the marvelous world of asses.”

What follows is a dream-like sequence that includes dozens of beautiful naked women swaying to music as Mr. Leon joyously celebrates spanking & the feminine bottom. My favorite part is when he goes thru a litany of butt-types, such as apple-shaped, pear-shaped, pancake, square, plum pudding, the cinema-scope or “mega-ass”… and so on.

The girls circle him, and one of them hands him some money, which he takes before pulling her over his lap. “A spanking should begin with a caress…” Mr. Leon explains. They all walk over to a big bed, and get freaky under glowing red ambient lighting. Stellar guy-on-girl and girl-on-girl action ensues. The chicks pass his cock around like a joint at a Dead show, and the scene culminates in a mass of undulating limbs & torsos.

Mr. Leon’s next client promises to be a handful. “Be careful,” Ms. Shopkeeper warns him on his way out, “She’s a very smart customer…” Indeed, Madame — as she’s called — is a high-level executive, with assistants who size up her new prospect as he waits to be of service. Finally, he is led to her office, where he demands her ass and self-confidently takes control.

She slowly strips to white bra, panties & garters/stockings as he watches. She removes her bra, and he turns her around, leans her over the desk, literally tears off her panties and spanks her bare cheeks. She cries out for him to stop, but soon changes her tune. “I love it! I love it! I have a beautiful ass!” she cries, and yes, she really does look like she’s loving it. And her ass is quite magnificent.

She calls for her assistant, Francoise, who arrives naked with a steno pad. Madame raves about how spanking clears the mind, and then Mr. Leon declares it’s time to make sure she’s properly fucked. Ah! Yet another spectacular sex scene — the lovely Francoise strokes her boss, kisses her… they all lie down on the floor, and Mr. Leon creeps away to watch the ladies pleasure each other. After a lot of oral & manual stimulation, he fucks Madame and then blows his load into Francoise’s mouth, while both girls enthusiastically lick up every drop.

Later, Madame comes to him at work, offering to pay him a handsome salary if he’ll give her regular spankings. With politeness & dignity, he firmly tells her that he’ll spank her whenever she wishes, but he prefers to maintain his freedom to choose who he spanks, and the time & place. She huffs away, clearly displeased that Mr. Leon cannot be brought into her circle of attendants.

The movie takes a voyeuristically incestuous detour when our professional spanker meets “The Colonel,” an older gentleman with an unruly, disrespectful daughter whom he only wants to make happy on her 18th birthday. “Screw you!” she tells Mr. Leon, and despite her attitude, stringy hair and unflattering glasses, she’s a cute girl — young & sexy.

Her father listens behind a closed door as she & Mr. Leon exchange insults. After a brief chase, she strips naked & comes onto him. “Not yet,” she’s told, and then tossed across his knee and spanked on her pale, firm ass cheeks. Of course, she resists at first, and then succumbs to the rush. Her father peeps thru a keyhole as she expertly sucks off her birthday present, and then snuggles into him with satisfaction.

Mr. Leon is drained at work afterwards, which leads to another fantasy sequence, where he imagines a sexy striptease/spanking with a female customer. This scene is filmed all in white, thru a lens filter that creates a hazy, dreamy atmosphere — reminds me of the “Beauty School Dropout” number from Grease. His mind runs wild, and he gets a little carried away as they do business, humorously savoring the smell of her hand thru the glass divider between them.

Two more spanking scenes to go! I don’t wanna spoil the surprise of this next one, but let’s just say a blast from the past leads to crazy-hot widow sex — while a dead husband lies nearby in repose! This scene, in particular, has some outstanding natural lighting that adds to the spontaneity of their up-close-n-personal carnal action. Her skin shines as she sensuously rubs his jism over her tummy & breasts.

The movie’s last spanking involves a young, shapely traffic warden who has irritated Ms. Shopkeeper for the last time. Mr. Leon is told he must donate his services towards teaching this girl a lesson. He creeps down the dark basement with a flashlight, unchains a heavy wooden door, and encounters a confused & hysterical chick in an adorable red uniform.

“Sadist! Pervert!” she screams, as he throws her over his knee, yanks up her skirt, rolls down her black lace panties and delivers firm, resolute smacks to her squirming bottom. She kicks & squeals; he scolds her to be quiet, to concentrate. “Oh no! Oh no!” she yells, and then, “Oh yes! Oh yes! Yes! YES!”

Soon, they’re humping like animals. Mr. Leon thrusts into her from behind, grinding against the cellar’s rough stone wall. Terrific camera angles, escalating groans of pleasure, some intense, orgasmic facial contortions, and then suddenly, the action cuts to Mr. Leon walking around the city, while his pensive narrative returns.

He ruminates about how spanking is an equalizer, a liberator. “Joy has been provided. Buttocks are experiencing a new awakening. Asses are more beautiful than ever!” his voiceover declares. He arrives at the home of a glamorous beauty, who strips naked as he declares it’s more important to receive than to give. After tossing some money at her, he lies naked across her lap while she cheerfully swats his bare bottom.

A female voiceover chimes in, now, expounding on the splendor of spanking as Mr. Leon’s cheeks redden with every blow. The final speech is too good to not quote:

“If one were to reflect on Leon’s craft & skill, one would discover that it carries a profound message. From the very beginning, the spanking has been misunderstood, thus depriving women of many pleasures…

“In these modern times, we tend to slide backwards, using the spanking for punishment. This is a sad mistake. Leon is here in our midst to prove to us that this practice, filled with beauty, health & majesty, revives feelings & revitalizes our innermost desires. It resumes the bonds of marriage, relieves congestion of the spirit & galvanizes our energies. May all husbands and wives, lovers in distress, the passive ones, the shy ones, the tender ones, and all the asses that have fallen flat, hear this wonderful message!”

And so, the movie wraps up with dozens of quickie spanking vignettes — naked bodies & playful sex/spankings accompanied by peppy, feel-good music. What a charmingly titillating movie! Mr. Leon’s adventures will inspire you to spank someone you love.

http://videos.spanking.com/video/117664/The-Intimate-Diary-Of-Mr.-Leon-%27%27Spanking-Professor%27%27/

MY KINDA BITCH

Scorched

Three Stars

If movies were meals, “My Kinda Bitch” would be meat ‘n potatoes! Thirty filling minutes of straightforward spanking, not a shot wasted on anything else. Let’s tuck in.

As we begin, a woman in a short, form-fitting black dress leads a man around by a leash. She’s a pretty thing: fine figure, mod haircut, and a disinterested air of superiority. Her open-toed shoes are sexy but not costume-y — she looks like someone you’d see buying flowers in a European market, you know, except for the guy on all fours, trailing behind her.

She leads him up stairs so steep we can almost see up her dress, and then ties him to a big, square pillar… Smack! She spanks him over his cargo shorts, slowly & steadily, no dialog or background music to distract our attention from the punishment at hand. The room’s acoustics are fantastic! And the camera work is excellent throughout the movie: a great mix of angles, well-lit, dynamic editing, etc.

She’s hitting hard. Our boy’s breathing gets heavier, he grunts a little. She pulls down his briefs, exposing cheeks already pink from her warm-up. She slams his bare ass, now, her hand firmly & methodically drumming his flesh. Warning: Hairy Butt Alert! The camera zooms in to survey the damage, and I found myself wishing this movie had started with a waxing…

But no matter — he’s admirably stoic despite obvious discomfort. His tormentor regards him with boredom & indifference, then abruptly stalks off. She immediately returns with an impressive pile of implements! The first one she chooses: a long, many-tailed whip that almost looks like it’s made out of thin strips of plastic.

Yeowch! Sounds horrific whizzing thru the air; seems quite painful, too, the way he groans & winces. She’s silent, relentless, apathetic. Once one cheek is finished, she dutifully switches sides & whips till they’re symmetrical. Weird little welts spring up: thread-like red slashes in compact masses along the mid-outer curves of his bottom. Some purple bruising bleeds thru.

She unties him, tells him to strip, bends him over so he’s holding his ankles… She selects a bamboo cane from her arsenal, and begins administering another painstaking spanking. She uses firm, measured strokes — strong, but not full-strength. Still, inflamed horizontal lines appear across his cheeks. The welts are so well-defined, they look like railroad tracks!

She orders him to lie on his back with his legs bent over his head, like a turtle. Yikes, that’s one intimate view of this guy’s hairy crack (and the soles of his feet are filthy)! She paddles him with a two-tailed leather tawse — across his ass, against the backs of his thighs, along his tufted perineum, perhaps a flick of scrotum here & there… Poor guy huffs & puffs, clearly in pain.

She fetches a solid leather paddle, now, and as she whacks the back of his thighs, I have to admire how she keeps finding new “virgin” areas of flesh to abuse. The camera provides us with great views of his tortured flesh, his anguished face, the various implements swinging thru the air & making contact. Nice, too, how most of these scenes include her long, shapely legs in the action.

The spanking isn’t over yet! She fastens him to a short wooden bench, black leather straps around his neck, wrists & torso. He looks so undignified, so shamefully broken… She beats his ass with what appears to be a pool cue, as his bottom burns brighter than ever. She teases him between blows, smoothing the stick over his skin, searching for a good spot to descend. His cries of pain reach a crescendo.

Finally, she steps away & into a rather fearsome strap-on vibrator. She lubes it up (which is kinda hot!), and as she sweeps some up his crack, his legs jiggle in eager anticipation. Fantastic angle when she mounts him: the camera shoots from below, behind & so close in, I’m pretty sure I can detect a shit-ring that appears around the shaft, once she succeeds in pushing it in. Now THAT’S a close-up!

And, oh, the sounds that mic picks up… Creaks & squishes & slaps. I love how his grunts accompany her thrusts, and grow louder the deeper she pushes. The camera backs up, now, as she plunges his hole, her legs splayed awkwardly astride his buttocks. I don’t think he climaxes; she seems to take a cue off-camera, slides out of him, and exits.

Our guy’s ass is slimy and beaten, covered with marks & bruises & broken capillaries. Well done, you two!

Props to Scorched for this sizzling spanking. Bon appetite!

http://videos.spanking.com/video/12834/My-Kinda-Bitch/

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY

California Star Productions

Two Stars (Four, if you can read lips)

Before viewing “Naughty, Naughty,” do yourself a favor and turn your speakers off. The sound in this movie is absolutely terrible. Dialog is almost completely unintelligible, and even worse: I can barely hear any spanking sounds! Fortunately, once the punishments get started, we’re treated to some unique & rather intense sights.

Half the movie, however, is practically useless. Two young girls — one with a brunette updo, and the other in a comically big orange afro wig — chat about… something. I dunno, they sound like a cross between Charlie Brown’s teacher and a space alien. Seems like they’re discussing a mutual friend who got touched by someone “down there” and liked it. And then I’m pretty sure they’re talking about smoking weed. Their British accents don’t help.

The visuals are kinda blurry — there wasn’t much to look at for awhile, just a couple of slim Barely-Legals in unremarkable white outfits: tank tops, shorts, socks ‘n sneakers. When the camera moves in, though, these girls are really quite cute, in an “extra-in-Friday-The-Thirteenth-Part-One” kinda way. Despite understanding almost none of what’s going on, I’m intrigued.

The girls sneak up to BigWig’s room, where they light up and get horny. Uh oh! Mom hears them carrying on, and bursts thru the door to find her daughter almost naked — her pendulous natural breasts swinging out from under her rolled-up shirt! Brunette cowers, entirely nude, on the fringes of the frame, clinging to her friend (or sister, or cousin, or whoever she is in this family) as Mom scolds them angrily.

Finally, the spanking begins! Mom throws BigWig across her knee, and spanks her bare bottom vigorously, with real malice. The action is sometimes filmed thru a strange “fish-eye lens” that creates a bubble-like effect. Interesting, and a little disorienting — in a good way, I think. A bare-butt looks extra big & round & alluring, and extra rosy!

I enjoyed this scene: the camera angles & the girls’ hysterical performances, and the older woman’s tight-lipped, determined demeanor. She’s quite savage with BigWig (whose ass burns bright red despite the poor resolution), and then she turns her attention to Brunette, who is draped over the bed and forcefully caned.

The girl jumps and kicks and cries out in protest — BigWig even tries to intercede– but it’s no use. Soon, red streaks appear where the blows fall, and welts puff up across her poor abused cheeks. Nice scene. I was struck with how genuine the girls’ distress appeared, how reflexive their defense moves. Endearing, how they kicked their legs, bare except for childish socks ‘n sneakers.

Dad comes home, and stumbles upon his wife attacking naked Brunette with a cane, while nude-from-the-waist-down BigWig frantically tries to stop her. I can make out his “What’s going on here?” but after that, his dialog is gibberish… something about being the head of the household, I think. And then he sends the girls to another room, following behind with his wife.

He throws the lady over his knee, flips up her dress, pulls down her red panties and begins a fast, furious bare-handed spanking. The conspicuously clothes-free girls seem to get a kick outta this woman’s punishment, and they assist by holding her stocking-clad legs. Her plump, creamy derriere pinks up quickly. She screams & squeals & makes quite a fuss on his lap!

This whole scene seems very frenetic, with some unusual camera angles, some from above, some that seem to swoop thru the room. More fish-eye lens stuff, too. Dad produces a tawse, and his wife’s discomfort surely escalates as she kicks and yells with new vigor. Her ass is so red, it’s almost fluorescent.

Dad orders the girls to stand before him, with their butts exposed & their hands submissively over their heads. They defy him a little, but he corrals them with the tawse till they’re in place, their backs to him. Lastly, I’m pretty sure I hear him ask his wife if she’s learned her lesson, and then he pulls her up & kisses her sweetly.

“Naughty Naughty” is not so much a movie as it is two exceptional spanking scenes that work quite well despite glaring audio & resolution problems. It’s a cool throw-back, though — a neat little nugget from 1986 that is probably unlike anything being turned out these days.

http://videos.spanking.com/video/113434/Naughty-Naughty/