Spanking Reviews
Spanking by Numbers
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Two Stars, with recommendations
No offense — this movie was just not my cup of tea. But I can totally appreciate how it provides unique thrills for people who crave straightforward, girl-on-girl, spanking-military scenarios with lots of counting. You know who you are.
The action begins right away: a fearsome drumbeat plays as a stunning, short-haired blonde in camouflage fatigues paces before four frightened girls standing in front of a jail cell. She brandishes a machine gun, and orders the girls to strip naked. The prisoners –two blondes and two brunettes, slim & pretty young things– tremble with fear as their captor shouts at them in a language I first thought was German, but then sounded kinda Slavic… Bosnian, perhaps? No idea.
Anyway, there are subtitles but you really don’t need them to follow what’s going on (which is good, cause often the subtitles blur into the scenery). Mean Blonde wants their clothes off, and the girls scramble to remove them. What a sight! Endearing natural bosoms, and firm, youthful curves. The girls sport braids & pig tails, with some tattoos & piercings in the bunch.
Mean Blonde announces that in this prisoner camp, what she says goes! If they fail to obey her promptly, she will administer corporeal punishment! Time for a short “presentation.” She lines the girls up, turns one around to expose her ass and orders her 2nd-in-command — a similarly cammo’d brunette conveniently holding a belt– to give 25 whacks to each prisoner.
And so we have the setting, and the spankings are pretty much all the same: a naked girl stands in front of a jail cell & takes 25 belt lashes from another girl wearing battle fatigues, while three naked girls (mostly off-screen) count the blows one by one. Most accept their spanking silently, except for the brunette with the pig-tail who was second to be punished: she winces and hoots with abandon.
These are sound whoopings! Each girl’s butt blushes differently but they all show considerable damage from the belt. I felt particularly bad for the last girl spanked, the slim brunette with such a lean body, it seemed she had almost no fat on her bottom to help absorb the blows. At last, the sentence has been meted and the prisoners are hurried into orange prison shifts, then ushered into the jail cell where we leave them huddling timidly together.
Now here’s a scene with promise: the General (a stout, middle-aged gentleman) tells his assistant (a slim, young brunette in cammo) that he saw the day’s new prisoners, and a blonde with a piercing struck his fancy. She needs to bring him this girl for “the usual show”: sex between her & the prisoner! Things start off well; he leers at the girl, and instructs his assistant, “Help her show me what’s under her clothing…”
Unfortunately, their encounter is rather brief and not terribly steamy. The assistant’s hands caress the prisoner’s body lightly and flatly, like she’s frosting a cake. I was hoping to see more grabbing and squeezing, maybe some oral or penetration. The prisoner could’ve resisted a little more, too, that probably would’ve helped spice up this wooden encounter.
Oh well, it’s still OK, though. The blonde is stripped & spread out on the General’s desk, while his assistant fondles her body, licks & tweaks her nipples… pulls off her panties, rolls her over… Oh no! The General notices her bruised ass, and is appalled to hear one of his soldiers is responsible. He demands that the “sadistic bitch” be brought to him at once, and as his assistant hurries off, the prisoner dresses herself before the General’s burning stare.
Cut to Mean Blonde again — this time she’s torturing the remaining three prisoners with a power washer in the shower. Wild scene! The naked girls scream & squeal & flip out, basically, trying to dodge the forceful torrent that no doubt stings like the bejesus. Check it out: the shower curtains flap like they’re in gale-force winds, whenever they’re blasted. That’s some spray!
The fun is interrupted by word that Mean Blonde is under arrest, as per the General. She’s directed to a “luxury cell” (no idea what that means) to await trial, and then is marched to the General’s office where she’s scolded for spanking prisoners without orders. Defiantly, she insists that they need discipline. “Oh…” growls the General, “So you think discipline is important, do you…?”
He sentences her to 100 strokes of the cane, so that she will learn not to take it upon herself to torture prisoners. Again, she insists they deserved their punishments and begs him for mercy. He spares her no leniency. She’s taken from his office by the same brutish guards who ushered her in, and the next time we see her, she’s being led to a strange platform-looking thing, and ordered to undress.
Mean Blonde is a tiny thing — slim & sinewy, with angular, jutting bone structure. Again, I cringe to think how such a tight ass will absorb 100 cane strokes without any natural padding. She positions herself upon the platform, turning her back to us as she kneels, knees apart. Her upper body drapes over a lightly padded beam, and both of her wrists are shackled above her head.
An older woman in fatigues coaches her to try and keep her eyes open during her punishment, or she’ll faint. “Though,” she adds hopelessly, “Everybody faints…”
Here’s the deal, then: cane strokes are administered in increments of 25, followed by a brief rest period while the girl is checked by a medic, before punishment resumes. Mean Blonde must also count each stroke out loud, and if she forgets or garbles a number, the stroke must be repeated. And so we begin!
The first blow is a doozie — and they don’t get any easier. While the overall sound quality in “Martial Law II” leaves something to be desired, this scene was recorded beautifully. I love the whiz of the willowy cane as it slices air on the way to landing with a crack upon Mean Blonde’s taut bottom. I love, too, how the chains holding her in position clank as she jerks upon impact.
The camera alternates between views of her reddening butt, views of her straining upper body & contorting face, and even a “survey view” showing us her full body in profile, as her emotionless, cammo-clad tormenter swings the cane with all her might. Is that a clit ring I see, glittering below her shaved pussy lips? Nice… After 25 strokes, a woman in a white doctor’s coat checks her eyes and then the next 25 begin.
That’s pretty much the scene, here. Nothing fancy, not much dialog at all, except some mocking by the soldier spanking her (“Oooh… you’re crying… does it hurt?”). No implement switch-ups or position changes or special guest spankers, etc. Doesn’t get much more elemental than this, but that’s kind of the movie’s strength. When you’ve got spot-on footage of a gorgeous ass being assaulted by a cold, ruthless cane, what more do you need?
Her legs buckle, her cheeks quiver… raised welts appear, and her cheeks quickly turn from pink to rose to red to… crimson! Strong strokes fall across her butt and also along the back of her thighs, where the marks that swell up look particularly raw & painful. Mean Blonde struggles to contain her sobs, but the pain is too much. She pants, groans, scrunches her body reflexively… It’s difficult to watch.
By the 70th blow, she can barely hold herself up — she sags in her restraints and flops about like a fish, weeping softly as she labors to count. Her ass isn’t just reddened, it’s battered. Dark, purplish-red welts puff up unevenly all over her thighs & buttocks. At stoke #83, she finally collapses, or at least, appears to. The medic shakes her awake & permits the spanking to continue.
The final fifteen blows are so intense, I actually felt a rush. Mean Blonde is openly bawling & trembling uncontrollably, and adrenaline must be coursing thru her veins cause her nipples are hard little buds, now. Her tormenter delays her final two smacks, running the switch over her body before winding up and delivering the worst blows yet!
After swearing she’ll never forget these 100 cane strokes, she’s unshackled and ordered to step down. Wow, this girl can barely stand on her wobbly, wounded legs. The doctor says she’ll spend the next three days in recovery before returning to her cell. As the scene ends, we’re treated to close up views of what a hundred brutal cane whacks will do to tender cheeks & thighs. The damage is truly arresting.
In the sick ward, a young nurse tends to Mean Blonde (who’s more like “Exhausted Blonde” by now), tells her to expect to run a fever tonight, and that her urine might be “purulent” but not to worry about it. She smoothes some kinda ointment over Blonde’s bruised, swollen ass & legs, giving us one more look at the jaw-dropping aftermath of her excruciating ordeal.
Though she’s expressly denied painkillers, she accepts the cigarette she’s offered, and as the movie ends she’s taking long, slow draws… shaking her head as the severity of her punishment sinks in…
I could use a cigarette myself, now, remembering these thrillingly harsh spankings so vividly captured by Mood Pictures. Funny how I don’t remember being that terribly hot while watching the movie…Hmmmm…
I think the counting messes me up. Maybe part what gets me off about spankings, is not knowing what to expect next? This movie holds no surprises, and so I felt kinda empty just counting down the number of strokes. You, however, may really like it. Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, right? 
http://videos.spanking.com/video/98708/Martial-Law-2/??
One for the Record Books
Sunday, March 16th, 2008RED HEAD, RED HAND, RED BOTTOM
Four and a half stars oh hell, make it Five!
I am exhausted.
I have just watched “Red Head, Red Hand, Red Bottom,” and I think finally my heart is slowing back down to normal speed. Whew!
The spanking started off strong, quickly became severe, and then turned into such a ruthless ass-whooping I almost shed tears. The blows are so intense, the camera angles are so intimate, it’s like you’re right there with her, smack for smack. If you’re into hard-core spankings, you simply MUST experience this movie!
The action begins with a ladies hand — long, red-polished fingers — stroking a tawse (a strap of black leather split into three tails) as a young woman’s narration fills us in about how she went to school in a lot of different countries, and in England, bad girls got the rod, so to speak.
First, you were whacked on the palm of your hand, and if you flinched, “you’d get it somewhere else.” Standing before a pool table, our girl’s an auburn-haired cutie in a short tartan skirt and red tank top, with charmingly boyish black crew socks on her feet. She stoically holds out her hand, preparing for the blow… doh! She flinches!
Resigned, she dutifully turns around, bends over the pool table, and with a defiant flicker of her eyes, rolls up her flouncy skirt. She gives us a nice long look at her red bikini panties, then peels them down to show us her gorgeous, graceful bum. I’m not sure, but I think I see the marks from a previous spanking on her ass (if so, this girl bumps up from “seriously bad-ass” to “marginally insane,” in my book).
The tawse caresses her butt, and our screen divides discreetly to provide a really innovative view: 2/3rds of the screen shows us her butt being spanked, and the other 1/3rd covers her face reacting to every blow. I’ve seen variations of this technique in other movies and found it distracting, but here Red Crescendo gets it right — it’s not obtrusive at all, and in fact, really does add to the experience.
I also appreciate how there’s no dialog (apart from limited narration) and almost no interaction between her & the guy administering her punishment. We hardly see him at all — he’s a nameless, faceless, black-clothed disciplinarian, with evidently no interest in his subject apart from inflicting the pain she deserves.
And what pain it is… Her flesh immediately flushes as the first stinging smacks descend. Our girl appears focused on making it thru her spanking; she does her best to remain cool. She doesn’t make a lot of noise, but when she does cry out, you can really see the pain in her eyes. These aren’t crocodile tears! Also, I love how her back arches when the tawse teases her inner thighs, how she trembles with anticipation between blows.
I could’ve done without the classical music accompaniment — is that Vivaldi?– but thankfully, it fades out around the movie’s halfway point, when our disciplinarian’s hands appear in menacing black gloves, smoothing ice over Red’s battered cheeks and then taking up another tawse, this time a Scottish one, to continue our girl’s thorough spanking.
Tawse trivia: did you know that a rural town in Scotland created tawses specifically for use by educators? A man named John Dick used specially-tanned leather to produce four different weights: Light, Medium, Heavy and Extra Heavy. Apparently, John Dick originals are collectors items that sell for thousands of dollars these days. I’d love to see that on Antiques Roadshow…
But I digress. Point is, the scene changes as our girl’s voiceover tells us about Scottish tawses, and then we have her bent over the same pool table again, and… WHACK! Oh man, this second tawse — an “extra heavy” — hits h-a-r-d. We get the split screen again, so you can fully witness the brutality. She’s breathing heavily, obviously trying to soldier thru but gasping & squealing & howling despite herself.
Incredible marks appear! Perfectly-rendered imprints of the long, rectangular tawse burn on her ass. He teases her with the straps, lingering over her thighs and between them. Extreme close-ups show us her tortured skin, broken capillaries, her slack, shaved pussy lips. More ice is applied, and then the camera shifts to another deliciously unexpected view: underneath!
It’s like we’re lying under the pool table, looking up between her legs. We see her belly, pussy, the front of her thighs… and the twin curves of her butt cheeks, silhouetted against the ceiling. Rivulets of water snake around her legs, almost dripping on us! And then, the spanking continues from this remarkable angle, and it’s really cool to see her bracing herself for each blow — tummy muscles tighten, legs flex… I love the ripples of her flesh when the tawse makes contact, too.
The spanking goes on, and our view returns to show our girl from behind, where sharp red marks stand out shockingly on her creamy white skin. Good grief, I can’t believe she’s enduring this! At 13:19, one of the red spots on her right cheek looks like it’s oozing… by 13:40, she’s clearly bleeding, and things get even worse from here.
The camera fades to a new scene, where Red is standing, naked, before a rack of pool cues. Terrific body, by the way — interesting tattoo. She fetches one of the wooden cues, assumes her position bent over the pool table, and patiently awaits her punishment. At first, the pool cue merely teases her… slides across her battered bottom… and then, CRACK! Right across her butt! Damn, that pool cue hits so hard, it’s difficult to watch.
She jumps as he spanks her pussy & thighs with rather alarming ferocity. Without the classical music playing, you can hear every slap against her skin, every violent impact, every controlled breath needed for her to maintain self-control. The ass whopping continues in slow-motion: the force of each blow purls thru her whole body, from her butt, thru her back and shoulders… even her boobs sway. The screen divides again, here, and the look on her face is precious, as she tries so hard to keep her cool.
Oh, the carnage! The beating splashes drops of blood across her cheeks like a demented Jackson Pollack canvas. How does this girl stand such pain? She’s now being spanked by what looks like a sorority paddle (Go, Cyclones!), as she leans forward with her hands propped against her locked knees, legs spread. She whimpers sweetly, and by now there’s real fear in her eyes between blows (as well there should be).
The paddle drops to the floor with a clatter, and the Extra Hard tawse returns. She’s ordered to spread her legs so he can spank her defenseless pussy, and then finally the last five minutes or so bring the most forceful, vicious swats of all. Her legs quake, her body bucks forward with each impact… Extreme close-ups savor the serious damage done to her butt, which is pretty much shredded from this disturbing ordeal.
Red Crescendo proves that a simple spanking story can soar to legendary status when executed with style, originality and unflinching determination. Major kudos to our girl, too, whose poise & attractiveness are surpassed only by her preternatural tolerance for pain. Watch this with someone who makes your heart go bump, and get ready to test your limits!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/10211/Red-Head%2C-Red-Hand%2C-Red-Bottom/?
I Don’t Think We’re In Kansas Anymore…
Friday, March 14th, 2008Let the Punishment Fit the Child
Three Stars
I treat myself to a spanking movie a day, pretty much. There’s so much good stuff available now, I’m like a kid in a candy store! My natural inclination is towards realistic, even amateur, content, but lately I’ve been itching to mix things up a little. This 20-minute black & white film by Bleu Productions — billed as a surrealist spanking film, a la Brunuel’s “Un Chien Andalou” — caught my attention. Surrealist spanking?
Gotta admit, I’d never heard of “Un Chien Andalou” — and I’ve always kinda thought of myself as a film buff, doh. Turns out it’s only the most famous surrealist film, like, ever. Salvador Dali worked on it! Very easy to track down on youtube, as well. It’s only, like, 15 minutes long and will blow your mind.
Seriously! Within the first 60 seconds, a woman’s eye gets sliced with a razor blade and all the goo squishes out, in ghastly close-up. It’s also one of the earliest movies (1929) to depict a man fondling a woman’s naked breasts. Come to think, Un Chien Andalou has more nudity than Let the Punishment Fit the Child, which has none.
However, Let the Punishment Fit the Child has spanking! It also has some of the weirdest, most evocative imagery I’ve ever seen in adult movies. I can’t really say I was aroused, but I was certainly affected viscerally by the eerie, mother/daughter (virgin/whore?) eroticism. This movie is dream-like, nightmarish, compelling, disturbing… and, oddly, rather sexy. I wasn’t wetting my panties, but I was certainly tingling all over.
The action begins with an eye peeking thru a keyhole, and then we are shown slow, sensual, isolated shots of lace, long fingernails, mascara being applied to an eye, a long leg in black-seamed stockings, eyelash curling, garters, lipstick… A manicured hand arranging a bra cup, a slender foot slipping into a feathered mule slipper… Tinkling piano music accompanies the montage, nursery-rhymish at times, and then turns ominous as we get a glimpse of an androgynous presence.
At first it looks like maybe a guy because of the starched white shirt & cropped hair. But it’s a uniformed schoolgirl, lighting candles before what appears to be an alter of baby dolls. Really creepy baby dolls. Some with messed up faces, others in bondage gear… The sound of breathing accompanies the music, and seems to build as the tension grows.
Suddenly, we see the glamorous woman’s face in her hand mirror — she sees the schoolgirl’s legs peeking out from under her bed. Great shot of GlamLady’s peep-toed high heels next to SchoolGirl’s patent leather mary janes & white anklets! GlamLady drags her out by her legs, stands over her sternly as the scene fades out and then fades in on the doll alter, and at this point I really had to just surrender logic & let the movie work its magic on me.
Here the notes I made:
Dolls.
Lipstick on dolls.
These dolls are freaking me out.
Ew! She’s making out with the dolls!
Squish its head!
Oh man, scary dolls!
You get the picture.
The spooky doll images are woven into a trippy sequence where GlamLady hides a hairbrush behind her back, regarding SchoolGirl on the floor. She sits at a vanity table, and the girl creeps up to lightly brush her silky hair. She seems angered that SchoolGirl wants to brush her own hair, too, and after another bizarre doll interlude, GlamLady gets down to business.
The spanking scene is at once disconcerting and titillating. SchoolGirl’s ass is magnificent, displayed most admirably in white cotton briefs. GlamLady is a cold, emotionless beauty; she purposefully pulls SchoolGirl over her lap, flips up her skirt, and brings hairbrush down again & again & again. Views of sweet, tight fanny are interrupted by jarring shots of twisted doll limbs and vacant doll eyes being torn outta burned doll skulls… You really have to see it to believe it.
While there’s a lot going on in this movie, I missed one thing: sound. The music does a great job conveying mood, but I was a little surprised to discover that I don’t get as turned on watching spanking if I can’t hear the smacks landing. Is that weird? This soundtrack, instead, gives us drum beats to go with the blows — and while that works artistically, I still miss the natural percussion of a sound spanking.
The spanking continues, grows to a crescendo as the sound of muffled voices & wicked music peaks and then fades into a human heartbeat. Long dark fingernails scrape against SchoolGirl’s well-filled panties, pulling them down, caressing the silky skin… Gentle lullaby music swells, and GlamLady pats a big, fluffy powder puff in talc, and softly smooths it over SchoolGirl’s bare bottom.
GlamLady pulls the panties back up, and then — SchoolGirl still over her knee– she draws a Lucky Strike cigarette and has herself a sensuous smoke. The scene fades and once again we see the eye thru a keyhole, and some final creepy images of fire, dolls, eyes and sex, as a baby cries & ghostly voices wail. A gloved hand locks the door, puts this eldritch reverie to rest… FIN!
What to make of this peculiar spanking movie? Well, the English major in me wants to talk about how GlamLady & SchoolGirl could represent the same woman at different times in her life. Maybe the older, experienced GlamLady is spanking her younger self so that she never becomes the vain, whorish person people view her as..?
The spanking lover in me, however, is happy to recommend this film for its novelty, it’s creativity and it’s strange, hypnotic vibe. Like nothing you’ve ever seen before — definitely worth checking out!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/18774/Let-The-Punishment-Fit-the-Child/?
When Breck Girls Go Bad
Wednesday, March 12th, 20082 1/2 Stars
The description for this movie starts out “I feel so sorry for this poor girl!” but I don’t agree with that at all. If you ask me, this is one lucky bitch!!
First off, she’s young & beautiful, with a lithe body that fills out her polyester miniskirt & shiny print blouse surprisingly nicely (not that she wears them very long). I guess I should mention here that “Spanking Cherry” is a vintage piece, filmed in the 70’s. The film is as grainy as you’d expect from 30 years ago; there’s no sound, only piano accompaniment. Star-wise, I really don’t know how to rate this baby.
I thoroughly enjoyed it, but it’s nowhere near the full-throttle spanking experience of today’s slickly-produced content. Again, I have to say sound is a big issue: silent spankings just aren’t as satisfying to watch. Also, the poor film quality makes it hard to see the various blushes of Cherry’s reddening bottom — but not entirely, thank goodness, but I still missed it for the most part.
Yet… that lucky bitch is gorgeous. And her man is tall & strong, forceful & commanding, with a tender hand ready to brush away the very tears he brings to her eyes. It’s thrilling, how he throws her around like a rag doll, flaunting his power as he tans her hide with his bare, broad palms.
The spanking he gives her is well-deserved, too — you should see the state their apartment is in! Empty liquor bottles, kitchen’s a mess, dirty ashtray… and she’s napping! Dude has had it. He marches to the bed, startles her awake, shakes her by the shoulders as Cherry cries & flails her abundant dark hair.
Dude throws her over the bed, pushes up her skirt, and delivers a handful of sound spanks to her butt through white lace bikini panties under sheer black pantyhose (check out the old-school control-tops!). He peels down the hose, exposing her firm, white cheeks and then her butt is totally stripped as the action zooms in & slows down wonderfully…
Wow! Spanking is surprisingly cool in slow-mo! Cherry’s ass flesh actually contours around Dude’s hand when it makes contact, and ripples like a water balloon with every blow. We’re treated to quite a bit of this exciting visual (from different angles), and then they change positions so that the spanking can continue as they’re essentially spooning on the bed.
He orders her to remove her top, exposing a fantastic pair of natural breasts. Do they still call breasts “perky” these days? They’re very perky! She looks so obedient as she follows his lead, even folding herself up into a little ball (“childs pose” to you yoga freaks) so he can surround her with his body as he spanks her. He almost sits on her at one point, smacking her butt all the while.
She’s crying, reaching out to him for forgiveness. He pulls her in, but it’s a tease! He throws her to the bed again. She lies there half dressed while he removes his shirt, and then he inspects her bottom (for redness?), spanks her some more, roughs her up a bit. After she slips outta the last of her clothes, we get another awesome slow motion sequence as she’s spanked totally nude, except for the pantyhose rolled down to her knees.
By the way, I love how we get so many different views here. We see her anguished face, her hot little ass… We get close-ups for detail, and the camera backs up a little, too, so we can drink in the big picture. Another interesting observation: though Cherry is pretty much undressed the entire movie, we only get the slightest glimpses of bush. Girl’s a genius at keeping her pussy hidden behind crossed legs! Brittney Spears could learn a thing or two.
Moving on… ultimately, her hose come off and we see her lovely body as Nature intended! Dude lifts her legs up over her head & whacks her butt vigorously as she writhes around. Things get interesting: somewhere near 08:40 it becomes pretty apparent that this chick’s getting off! Her eyes glaze over, her breathing picks up, she caresses her own breasts and strokes Dude as his stinging smacks excite her further.
Dramatically, he stands up & throws her over his shoulder to continue the spanking. H-O-T! Her body looks lean & luminous, from tousled head to naked toes. At last, the camera picks up an exquisite rosy flush across her cheeks — the sign of a well-spanked bottom!
Dude lies her back down on the bed, and lovingly wipes her butt with a washcloth. She pets his hair & her lips part in a relaxed, satisfied smile. He leans his face into hers, and the movie ends with a kiss.
So, Cherry has herself a party while her man’s away, then gets a hot spanking, followed by a butt-rub and some romance… Told ya she was a lucky bitch!!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/91192/Spanking-Cherry/?
Monstrous Fun
Saturday, March 8th, 2008Four Stars
When I stumbled on this title, I chuckled & shook my head… Spankenstein! Well, why the hell not?
I really gotta hand it to Bizarre Video, and especially the stars. There’s some actual ACTING in this movie, and — I can’t believe I’m writing this — it works. The actors seem comfortable in their roles, and there’s such a gleeful cheese to the whole picture you can’t help but get swept up in the silly sexiness.
I thoroughly enjoyed this picture, and find myself recommending it to some of my friends who aren’t even into spanking. It’s a spoof, an homage, an over-the-top celebration of rosy butts… It’s got costumes, drama, familiar characters. What a quirky little find! It’s hard to keep it to myself.
The movie gets right down to business: a lab-coated Dr. Spankenstein and his slim, smokin’ assistant are waving what look like plasma globes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_lamp) over a body under a white sheet. As it quivers from the voltage, the Doctor urges his assistant to increase the power and then… he rises! And he is H-O-T! Like, Fabio-on-a-romance-novel hot. You’d never know he was a monster, except for two discreet “token wounds” on his head & neck, and a pair of ridiculous giant monster hands that, interestingly, turn out to be quite an effective spanking implement.
First scene is great: they recreate the scene in Frankenstein where the Monster encounters a little girl throwing flowers in the pond (and he throws her in). In this version, however, the “girl” is a hot young lady in a short dress & high heels, with cute white lacy anklets. Monster grabs her, throws her over his knee, and spanks her with his enormous rubber hands as she wriggles & cries to be left alone.
He doesn’t just spank her… He regards her ass like he’s infatuated with it. He must smack it, lick it, rub it, HAVE it! He spanks more vigorously. He growls and manhandles her, rips her dress off so we can see her gianormous ta-tas bouncing as she squirms away from the Monster. He continues his over-the-knee assault, pawing & choking her as she struggles in various titillating positions. She’s also very vocal!
Oh, I almost forgot to mention her ass: awesome. Firm & smooth & bouncy… incredible body ink, too (and I’m not normally into tattoos). Her legs are lovely, as well, and we get another great view when he spreads her thighs and spanks between them. Is it me? Is she really getting off, here? (06:04ish)
I’m thinking the big monster gloves probably soften the blows, cause at one point the Monster practically karate-chops her cookie, and she doesn’t flinch — and I know she reacts to pain cause she totally jumps when he bites her nipple. Anyway, her ass takes on a lovely pink tone in this scene, never actually crossing the line to red. No welts, either. Just a nice, warm glow. After all the hard-core spanking stuff I’ve been watching lately, this was a delightful change of pace.
Optical illusion alert: check out how his massive hands almost look normal on her colossal breasts.
Moving on…
Eventually, the girl pretty much passes out, so he carries her to a new setting, leans her up against a boulder, and continues her spanking while the camera gives us a nice long look at her ass. The scene ends as he throws her over his shoulder & walks off.
Our next scene opens with two hot chicks creeping into a mansion (cool set!), exchanging dialog that basically explains their car has broken down & they’re looking for a phone. Of course they are. They separate to try and find one. Of course they do.
We follow the blonde, first, as she wanders upstairs to discover Dr. Spankenstein’s laboratory. The Doctor and his assistant sneak up on her, and as she’s trying to explain her plight, they regard her like a piece of meat — looking her up & down, poking here & there… Soon, they’re rubbing & gently swatting her bottom. They flip up her skirt, spank her harder. They peel down her black g-string, bend her over the exam table and…
Wow, that’s a nice butt: velvety, round & unblemished. The Doctor produces what looks like a ping pong paddle, and he lightly spanks her ass — it looks absolutely lovely, but she’s not having any of it. She complains & resists & stomps her clunky goth boots like a frustrated little girl. Dr. Spankenstein’s assistant asks if they can turn her around, and thank goodness they do! It’s quite hot, when they pull her bra off, revealing a truly lush pair of boobs.
So, the Doctor paddles her butt while the sexy Assistant lightly spanks her boobs & pussy. Blondie kinda likes it, and seems surprised by her own enjoyment. The Assistant strips off her lab coat and is simply gorgeous in white bra & g-string. The bra comes off quickly, though, and then she trades places with the Blonde so she can receive a spanking, too.
Dr. Spankenstein coaches Blondie, now, on how to give a good spanking. You start slowly, with just the bare hand, warming things up before moving on to an implement… etc. This guy’s got lots of charm & charisma, and he’s very natural in his role. His confidence appears to rub off on the girls, so they relax & have a good time. I had to smile when he lined them up “cheek to cheek” so he could spank both butts simultaneously.
Good golly, these asses are unbelievable! Blondie has an adorable little button of a bottom, and the Assistant is slim-hipped (but full cheeked) with delectable, sun-kissed skin. Both are beautifully rosy by the time the Doctor is finished with them.
The last scene follows our second girl after she splits from her friend in the mansion — remember her? They were looking for a phone, right? Instead, she finds the Monster’s chick, the one with the mammoth breasts, in one of the bedrooms upstairs. She’s bruised & naked, and tells her to run for her life, but of course her would-be rescuer doesn’t listen. She insists on calling 911 (on what may be the biggest cordless phone ever, by the way), and then…
Oh no! The Monster!
He goes right for the new chick, while his former spank-mate tries to pull him off her, to no avail. The Monster pulls up New Girl’s skirt, starts smacking her ass while she writhes to get away from him. Big Boobs watches helplessly from the bed — occasionally attempting to break in, but then getting roughly pushed away by the Monster.
There’s a lot of physical struggle going on here! The monster squeezes New Girl’s butt, pats it, smacks it, rubs it… rubs her chest with his big floppy hands… He tries to flip her over, but she really looks like she’s giving her all against him, and there’s real excitement in both their faces. Her hard nipples poke assertively thru her tight white t-shirt, they’re both breathing heavily… when Big Boobs jumps in, it’s even hotter.
The Monster pulls her top off, finally, and mauls her pert, modest breasts with his clumsy mitts. She flails against him, and this seems to egg him on, to excite him further. He pulls off her g-string, now, throws her over his lap for more spanking, grabs her breasts again, her nipples. It’s creepy-cool to see him pinching her little nipples with his long, pointy monster fingers.
Finally, a cop busts into the room & slices off the Monster’s hand with a big chef knife (the attack is insinuated off-camera). Yay, the girls are saved! Before they can go, though, the policeman asks them to reenact how, exactly, the Monster spanked them. “Was it like this? Like that?” Of course, they fall for it, and oblige him by presenting their already-rosy asses for his demonstration.
Ah yes… another view of two pretty pink tushies, side-by-side. It’s a terrific sight, and yet another reason to watch this movie (along with the redhead’s genuine, playful smile around 45:50). Sure, it’s goofy, but it’s also HOT! I’m not used to this much wit and levity in a fetish production, but I really enjoyed it. Cheers!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/16580/Spankenstein/?
Talk About Malpractice
Friday, March 7th, 2008Four and a half stars
Wow.
A reviewer on www.kellypaynevod.com sums this movie up best: “The actress really let herself commit to a beating! Not a spanking — a beating!”
Kudos right off the bat for our patient, Sarah. She’s a pleasantly full-figured girl with dark hair and blah blah blah… She’s basically forgettable, except for her fabulously fleshy ass, which we see under various stages of extreme duress throughout the movie. Man, that girl takes a whoopin’! Let’s hope they had a big tub of ice for her to sit on after filming. (Hmmmm… that might be a neat scene for the closing credits of her next one… hmmmm…)
Kelly Payne, of course, plays the good doctor who is fed up with her patient’s shitty excuses for missing appointments. We first see Doctor in her lab coat, wearing a tasteful blouse & skirt, along with the cutest pair of vintage-inspired pumps. Her hair is swept back, revealing her fine cheek bones & jaw line. Immediately, there’s an air of authority about her.
Doctor buzzes her nurse to send Sarah back, and then ominously dismisses her office staff for the night. Ooooh… If Sarah knew what the doctor was planning for her, she’d leave the building with them!
But fortunately for us, she breezes into the exam room, already full of apologies about how she’s missed appointments and she’s just been so busy lately, and so forth. Doctor doesn’t wanna hear it, tells her to undress & put the exam robe on. Sarah whips off her wrap skirt to reveal a lovely, squishy body! Full breasts, big thighs all creamy ‘n dimpled… beautifully set off by black lingerie, including stockings & garters.
Doctor and Sarah exchange a bit of dialog, now, about how many appointments Sarah’s missed, and whether she calls to cancel beforehand, and how she needs to see the Doctor to feel better and it’s not about the money blah blah blah… Now, I’m not usually one for role play scripts — and to be honest, at first the repetition was kinda getting to me — but then I realized Kelly Payne wasn’t nagging, she was narrating the action, building tension between punishments.
Like a Greek chorus, Doctor & Sarah give us all the exposition we need to understand what’s going on:
“You should’ve called to cancel!”
“I did call!”
“What did I tell you at your last visit?”
“That I have to keep my appointments or you’ll punish me…”
Doctor checks Sarah’s breathing & blood pressure, all the while threatening that once these formalities are out of the way, the spanking will commence. She’s not kidding! No sooner is Sarah’s BP declared “normal” than she’s thrown over Doctor’s lap for a vigorous bare-bottom/bare-handed spanking.
Now: Kelly Payne frightens me. Really. Her face is so focused on inflicting pain, so sure & unflinching in her mission. She shows no sympathy or restraint, except in one scene where Sarah screams as her ass refuses to accept an 8 inch dildo/enema nozzle (more on this later!). And check out her powerful spanking arm. She’s got a killer wind-up, and a neat little flick of the wrist move that I bet makes her hand sting like a whip.
Yikes, this is one angry Doctor! She’s rough with her patient, positioning her this way & that, with no concern for comfort. I love her tough-girl accent, and how she punctuates her scolding with well-timed whacks: “Time (!) and (!) time (!) a (!) gain (!)” Sarah keeps her composure well as the scene ends, but this was just the warm-up…
Now Sarah lies face down on the exam table, ass up and glowing hot-pink before us. Her ankles are bound, and her hands are roped behind her back. Doctor removes her lab coat to reveal a sexy black bra, and a knee-length red skirt. She produces a belt and proceeds to whip the living daylights outta Sarah’s butt.
The resulting marks are astounding, they appear so fast & so deep red. Doctor throws her whole body into many of these blows — Sarah is thoroughly in pain, and her screams for mercy are heartbreaking. Doctor spreads open her cheeks, taking a good look at each swollen orb, and then straps her ass again & again, right across her exposed crack, ouch! She peels off Sarah’s garters, brandishing a three-strap whip… and then…
WHAM! Doctor hauls off and whacks her with everything she’s got. Some of the blows fall on the back of Sarah’s thighs, which obviously hurts in special ways cause she’s crying & begging & repeating “Please please please…” and sounds quite honestly hysterical (16:30). Doctor pauses to wipe blood (?) off Sarah’s ass, and then continues with the spanking. Finally, Doctor fishes in a drawer for a bulb enema, then leaves Sarah to await further punishments.
Doctor returns with a basin & water, and proceeds to give Sarah an over-the-knee enema. We see everything: Sarah’s battered butt, her cheeks spread, her pucker accepting one, two, three, four, five bulbs full of water. Doctor sends Sarah to the bathroom, while she prepares a 2-quart enema bag of soapy water, complete with a big black dildo for a nozzle!
Sarah lies face-down on the table, again, and Doctor expertly adjusts the enema. As she attempts to push the dildo-nozzle in, Sarah squirms & cries out, says it’s too much, but Doctor isn’t ready to quit. She coaches Sarah to relax, to be still, to let her just get the head in… We’re treated to some wonderful camera shots, as Doctor works that asshole, to no avail. Reluctantly, in the face of Sarah’s very realistic kicking & screaming, she agrees to switch to a smaller nozzle, but warns her that she’s gonna have to endure a paddling after her enema, now.
Sarah takes two quarts like a trooper, and then runs off to the bathroom to eliminate. By the way, I like how this movie doesn’t feel obligated to show us footage of poor Sarah farting water out her butt (not really my thing, sorry). I also like how we get a nice scene of Doctor tidying her exam room, preparing for yet another cruel spanking session.
This time, Sarah kneels ass-up on the table while Doctor inserts a dildo almost as big as the one that gave her such trouble previously. Another nice close-up as Doctor eases it in… A sweet shot of Sarah’s hairy bush peeking out from under her abused behind… Doctor rolls the dildo around and around, loosening her asshole. WHAM! WHAM! She brings her bare hand down upon Sarah’s tortured bottom, again & again, while holding the dildo in as deeply as it can go.
This is neat, spanking & penetration, simultaneously! The camera remains on Sarah’s beaten cheeks, so we can drink in the fiery redness, highlighted by purplish bruises and even what appear to be small scrapes where the skin has sloughed off. Doctor changes out the dildo for a stout little butt plug, which winks at us as Sarah endures a very serious paddling, lying flat on her tummy & restrained once more.
Doctor chides her to tighten her bottom for every smack, and Sarah obediently does her best to comply, but obviously a lot of her cries & flinches are reflexive, and out of her control. At one point, she scrunches her cheeks up so much she almost shoots the butt plug across the room! This final scene is brutal, as Sarah’s frantic shrieks & choking sobs will attest — there’s even an “Oh dear god…” mumbled under her breath. She is clearly at the end of her rope, here.
Which is good, cause Doctor is wrapping up. She’s pacing around Sarah, reiterating the lessons she hopes her patient has learned, and also surveying the damage she’s done. In the beginning of the movie, she tells Sarah she’s going to redden every inch of her butt; now, she admires the expanse of burning crimson that is Sarah’s ass, adding a finishing whack here & there to complete the picture. This is a wonderful scene, where Kelly Payne demonstrates a sinister command of submissive psychology.
Lastly, Doctor removes Sarah’s butt plug, and tells her she’ll see her in two weeks for her next appointment. I bet she will!
What an effective movie! The medical setting & procedures add a kinky twist to these cruel, relentless spankings. I would’ve appreciated better sound — background noise was really a problem sometimes — but that’s pretty much all the fault I can find with this movie. What else can I say? These ladies committed whole-heartedly to this amazing spanking endeavor, and I am humbled, impressed, and really really turned on!
Hope you dig it, too.
http://videos.spanking.com/video/32048/The-Doctor%27s-Visit/?
Female Trouble
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008Four stars
Lady Venus is a delicious Mistress, you’ll get a sense of this right from the opening credits, when she’s perched like a succubus over her helpless torture-boy. A beautiful sight: auburn curls, flawless complexion, abundant cleavage. She looks peaceful & intent, planning her next diabolical move, then she lifts her hypnotic eyes to meet ours… “You’ll thank me for this later,” she says, before turning back to her work. Mwah!!
The filming is brilliant. I love how the camera is often positioned where the slave’s eyes would be, so that it appears Lady Venus is speaking directly to us as she inflicts her punishments. Other times, we’re treated to full-body views of both naked, prostrate slave & corseted, high-heeled Mistress.
Fluid, graceful edits. About as “classy” as a BDSM movie can be — the perfect showcase for Lady Venus’s luxurious curves & sublime talents. As the movie begins, she’s lingering over her slave’s body upon an exam table, establishing eye contact and flaunting her power. She looks lovely in form-fitting black PVC and hot red fishnet stockings with garters. She’s wearing latex gloves, and wielding a pair of surgical scissors…
It’s nice how she fondles him, how she excites him knowing full well she’s going to spank those family jewels & deflate the very erection she conjures. She does this constantly, expertly, throughout the movie: arouses him, mocks him, tortures him, then comforts & arouses him again. Lady Venus is a maestro — orchestrating a diabolical concert of painful ecstasy. I was captivated.
Sound is another of this movie’s strong points. No music or effects are used during the action. We hear every groan, every sigh, every labored breath struggling thru Slave’s leather mask & ball gag. Ah, the noises that escape a man when you shove an enormous butt plug up his ass! Lady Venus cajoles & commands, praises & demeans, comforts & threatens. She’s rarely loud. Even when she’s scolding, her voice is sweet & melodic & maddeningly above it all.
She has real rapport with this subject, too, which adds to the scene’s authenticity. Slave squirms & flinches like he knows what’s coming. She slaps his balls, canes his privates, stabs his nipples with a dental pick, smacks his chest hard enough to leave hand prints, and appears to rip tufts of his pubic hair out with blunt scissors.
My favorite, though, is her wax trick. She pours candle wax over Slave’s dick & balls, covering them entirely so his genitals reminded me of Pompeii. Then, she whips the hardened wax off, one whack at a time. Vicious! With every swat, big flakes of wax fly off into the air… it’s a really cool scene. She chides him to keep his legs wide open, and it’s a pleasure to watch him struggling to obey throughout this painful, humiliating ordeal.
She almost whips him off the table! As the scene ends, she’s studying the results of her efforts on Slave’s reddened chest, belly, cock & balls. Lady Venus’s lush lips peel back in a gleeful, evil grin. “I think we’re ready for the next step,” she says, and I honestly felt a little tremor of trepidation for Slave, at this point.
Now we have Slave standing with his back towards us, leaning over the exam table. Lady Venus brandishes a whip, brings it down again & again on his naked ass, back & shoulders. I love her healthy wind-up before each strike, and that she follows her hardest smacks with a comforting, back-and-forth “whip caress” across his butt cheeks… looks cooling. Finally, she tugs one… two… three… four… five anal beads out of his ass (she’d put them up there after the butt plug). Ta da.
Movie wraps up with a short foot worship scene that caps the action nicely, as we see Slave from behind, kneeling before Lady Venus, so we have a wonderful view of his welted back side. She tells him, “Good boy” and he answers, appropriately, “Thank you, ma’am.”
And thank you, ErosArts, for a spectacularly entertaining BDSM movie!
Sincerely Submissive
Thursday, February 28th, 20082 Stars
Damn, I hate to be so shallow, but the reason this movie gets 2 stars instead of 4 is cause… Well…
These actors, god bless ‘em, they… ummmm…
Let’s just say… while I certainly appreciate that all kinds of people have sex, I prefer to watch mostly younger, fitter specimens. Now, sometimes I break this rule, cause I have a thing for realism and, also, sometimes ugly people have a sexy charisma — like Steve Buscemi.
These people don’t have that. And they’re not “ugly,” either, but I really did not feel terribly excited by them, visually, and unfortunately this limited my enjoyment of the movie. Personal preferences aside, however — there’s quite a bit of inspired spanking here that deserves to be detailed.
This movie, by Real Spanking Video, is REAL SPANKING. I mean, seriously. These dominant guys abuse the living daylights outta this submissive woman who is clearly suffering… and yet savoring every second. She’s playing the part of a housewife caught in the act of submitting to her master while her husband was at work. But look in her eyes: she’s a true slave, with zombie-like dedication to the punishments her masters see fit to give her.
At about halfway thru the movie, she’s kneeling on the bed, thanking her two captors for paddling her butt, thighs, back…Ya gotta admire how her master –the guy who seems to be orchestrating the cruelties, as opposed to the “husband” character — alternately chides her and checks in on how she’s doing, as he creams her.
Good dom!
Intuitive, too. Holding a whip in her mouth, she looks for a second like she wants to say something, and damn if he doesn’t pick up on that right away. He removes the whip, asks her to speak up, and immediately complies when she asks him if he could move her arms outta the way before spanking her back more.
I love it — he’s kicking her ass, but he wants her comfortable. They even use a safe signal! It’s like you’re witnessing an actual b&d/spanking session, as opposed to a movie depicting plotted scenes! I gotta admit, it’s quite compelling and I’m totally not even into these people.
But they’re not awful, I shouldn’t be down on them. The submissive is kinda cute… she reminds me of the lady who played Grace the secretary in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. She also played the rental car lady in the “I-want-a-fucking-car-right-fucking-now” scene from Planes, Trains & Automobiles… Know who I mean? Basically, a chubby, middle-aged dyed redhead with short, teased hair.
She’s got a big, pasty ass, and large, pendulous breasts dangling from her leather open-cupped bra. Pierced nipples. Her frumpy earrings add a church lady-ish accent from the neck up — jarring, but unique. Her voice is quite high, and while she doesn’t say much during her ordeal, she vocalizes almost constantly: a frightened animal’s reflexive, rhythmic bleating.
We don’t see much of her two torturers. Both are also chubby & middle-aged, and both conceal their faces almost entirely. Husband wears a hat, dark glasses & a full, fake beard, and Master appears to be in some kinda hood. In addition to their disguises, the men are also largely kept off camera, visible only when necessary (and usually only partially seen). They’re both well-endowed, and quite hairy. Also, Husband is uncircumcised, so if you’re into hooded penises make sure you stick around for movie’s blow job/facial finale…!
It’s a nice short movie, too. A half hour — at least three fourths of it demonstrating good, hard spanking! When we first see our submissive, she’s kneeling shackled before her master, who is wielding a studded paddle above her exposed ass (she’s wearing a black thong). Her hubby bursts into the scene, throws her over his knee, and administers a vigorous spanking.
He smacks her butt determinedly, changing tempo & switching from his bare hand to a hairbrush, sometimes both simultaneously. Our submissive’s generous ass seems an expanse of white “virgin” canvas being covered with reddening prints. The camera closes in on her face, all strained & sweaty… yet satisfied. She virtually swells with that lovely mix of pain & ecstasy we enjoy in the dom-sub dynamic. She’s obviously in a lot of pain (check out the big purple hairbrush-shaped mark on her right cheek around 10:14), but she’s also getting off. You can’t fake this.
So Hubby spanks her, and then around 13:00, Master joins in. They dig around her dresser drawers for her stash of toys & implements. They double-team her, one with the paddle, one with the whip. The whip handle is then stuffed in her mouth, gagging her escalating cries. Punishment continues with a riding crop… They slap her breasts, tug on her nipple rings. They take turns assailing her ass, and admiring their welts & bruises upon it. Looks painful but moderate, compared with other films I’ve seen.
Not sure what to think about the ending, with Submissive sucking off Master and then Hubby in essentially the same exact way: she lies belly-down on the bed while Master/Hubby stands pants-less before her. After some enthusiastic sucking, she flips over, positions herself under the cock again, but this time she’s facing up. Annnnd then Master/Hubby jerks off in her mouth.
Neither seems to have enjoyed his blow job very much at all — it’s like they’re into it more for the humiliation factor than for pleasure. Still, they both cum buckets before our very eyes & she drinks up every drop. The film ends as she’s gazing drowsily into the camera, her mouth slick with spit & semen… She’s a sight to behold, alright. Certainly worth a look, especially if you’ve got a thing for voluptuous older women!
And lemme know what you think about that look of suffering & bliss in her eyes….
Three Well-Deserved Spankings
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008Red Assed Lap Dancing 20 — Battering the Buns
Three Stars
What an exhilarating format: three pretty young things, one after the other, slowly & sensuously undressing & posing for the camera… then flipped over & spanked for all they’re worth! This movie’d be perfect, if it weren’t for a few niggling little details.
For instance, I’m a sucker for realistic dialog, and unfortunately that’s not where this movie excels. Don’t get me wrong, I love the expository scenes where we’re treated to each model’s sexy mugging — these are truly beautiful girls!– but their half-hearted “bratty” acts are a disappointment. Silence might’ve been more foreboding.
I was also distracted by the occasional use of weird sound effects at seemingly random points throughout the movie. Kinda sounded like the production was mixed by a morning show DJ, which didn’t do a thing for me. Surprising, really, how fast a slide whistle can kill my hot mood…
Good news is, clunky dialog & cartoon-y punctuations detract very little from the sound, steady spankings delivered in this movie! I was captivated, watching each girl’s camera-ready façade crumble as their asses are mercilessly pummeled by an uncaring, unflinching gentleman who remains mysteriously out of frame the entire movie. Some thrilling stuff to behold, for sure.
Our first girl, Kristin, is a pretty, petite blonde looking yummy in silver hot pants, slowly stripping & teasing the camera… She doesn’t take direction well, though, and before long she’s roughly tossed across The Director’s lap, squirming with outrage & disbelief. Her taut buttocks look so vulnerable, I almost wanted to scream when the first stinging smack cracked across those well-filled-out shorts…
She yells & complains & curses as the bare-handed blows fall, again & again & again. This guy is a machine! Before long, her pants are down & her ass is not just rosy, but seriously damaged — check out all the broken capillaries along the sides of each cheek. Ouch! Who needs high-caliber acting? A spanking this serious speaks for itself, loud & clear.
She strips for the man, and then straddles his lap, facing him so that we get a great view of her terrifically inflamed ass. He appears to take some sexual liberties with her, and then abruptly he spins her over for another spanking! This time, I was taken by her lean legs as she flailed against him… I love how there’s just the tiniest bit of flesh spilling over her sheer thigh-high stocking tops…
I also love how she’s really vocalizing now, “It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Goddam! Enough!” etc. She wriggles and bucks on his lap. She tries to back off him, to pull herself across over him, but he keeps her firmly in place. She kicks & beats on him, shakes her hands & covers her face like she can’t believe the spanking continues.
Finally, he rolls her off his lap & she hits the floor with a WHUMP! The camera lingers over her punished cheeks, and then, adding insult to injury, the Director slaps a $10 bill on her ass. Cold!
Now, our next girl, Nina, comes across a lot less “diva” than Kristin — a little grittier, which is nice. She’s got long brown hair, brown eyes, great lips and a glowing complexion that hints at Italian or Eastern European heritage. My point is, this ain’t another pale white ass that pinks up with a few slaps. Nina’s golden cheeks seem to take forever to heat up, and it’s a pleasure watching such a slow build-up.
Nina’s photo shoot includes some nice footage of her going down on a verrrry lucky banana. She doesn’t have much patience for this kinda work, though, and eventually the Director is so sick of her bitching that he throws her over his knee to teach her a lesson. Blows fall upon her short skirt, which he then flips up to reveal an ivory g-string between two luminous globes, ripe for the spanking!
I love her right cheek’s adorable little beauty mark, and how her long hair drapes across her face, expertly framing her flashing eyes & anguished expressions… Her Philly accent is great, too — I had to smile every time she cried, “Get awf me!”
Eventually, the Director pulls her panties down and continues her punishment. This girl is a real squealer, making such a fuss I have to wonder if she’s over-acting. Indeed, her choking sobs sound hysterical — almost like she’s laughing. But the camera reveals the sweaty, tearful face of a damsel in true distress. As she squirms, her bikini top shifts against his knee and from certain angles it looks like… is that her nipple peeking out? Sexy…!
As if reading my mind, the Director tugs at the string behind her back, and her breasts spill out across his lap. He spanks her naked, now, as she squeals & cries uncontrollably — you can even see her lower jaw quivering at one point, and her ass cheeks burn bright red during a brief break in the spanking to allow her to catch her breath. Right when it appears she’s just about to lose her mind, he dumps her off him. What a sight! This beautiful, well-spanked girl, bare-assed & whimpering on the floor…
Last but not least, we have Ivy, a curvy, va-va-voom kinda blonde with a Christina Aguillera look about her. As with the previous two segments, this one begins with a photo shoot where we enjoy a little flirting/teasing action. She’s a vision in her satin, leopard-print lingerie. Nice full breasts & thighs, and her face is just beautiful — the camera loves her! Unfortunately, the Director has no patience for her cigarette breaks, and there’s a nice struggle between the two of them, when he finally wrestles her over his knee.
She tries to block his hand, but he holds her down. She lets loose a litany of expletives, and with her cute Southern accent she comes across as a spoiled little girl who deserves every lick she receives. Her round, white buttocks seem terribly helpless against his hard, fast blows. I enjoyed how her pale flesh wobbles with every slap, turning redder & redder till finally, purplish whorls appear. Still, the spanking doesn’t stop!
He pulls her up so he’s straddling his lap, facing him, and spanks her this way while she buries her head in his chest & cries. He pushes her down, now, so she’s kneeling before him… orally pleasuring him as the camera drinks in her wide, welted bottom. He tosses her to the floor, chastises her for crying, and then picks up with the spanking again.
The last few minutes of Ivy’s spanking are quite violent. She kicks & flails for all she’s worth, to no avail. I really think she’s screaming at the top of her lungs by now, too, and her eyes look wild with fear & fury. This is, by far, the “messier” of the three spankings in this movie — the least controlled & the most emotionally-charged. I felt exhausted just watching it!
Don’t get me wrong, though, all three spankings in this movie were excellent. Lastly, in addition to my earlier issues with sound & script, there’s also a “peeping Theresa” character in two of the spanking scenes that I could’ve done without. Maybe some people get turned on by a fully-clothed woman lurking outside a closed hotel room door, eavesdropping & miming excitement at the sound of someone getting spanked. I just found it distracting.
And why would ANYONE want to be sidetracked from these delightfully vigorous spankings?! Thank you, Red Hot Video!!
Red Assed Lap Dancing 20 — Battering the Buns
Highway to Hell – Spankin Down The Highway
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008SPANKIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY, Part One (Raven Hill Studios)
Four stars
Spankin Down the Highway called to mind that “cringeworthy” feeling I get from shows like The Office — ya know, like you’re really enjoying watching a situation unfold but at the same time, you wanna look away. This ultra-real movie featuring authentic, bare-bottomed spankings produces a similar mix of emotions; only, instead of laughing you’ll wanna fuck somebody’s brains out.
The premise is simple: a crew in an RV traveling from Point A to Point B, looking for women who will endure three 5-minute bare-bottomed spankings on camera for a generous but unspecified sum of cash. I hope for the girls’ sakes that they made enough to at least cover the ungodly amount of ibuprofen they’re gonna need while their poor asses recover. These girls take SEVERE spankings, and as far as I can tell they are not pros and really do not seem to know what to expect, which adds to the realism, obviously.
Three ladies are featured, from two locations (the second two girls are friends and are spanked together). Both scenes start out similarly — our Narrator approaches them, and talks them up about the deal, and they ask some leading questions, blah blah blah. These conversations come off feeling rehearsed, but I still appreciate the set-up, and also, it’s nice to see how the girls act when they’re performing for a camera cause then it’s really apparent when they let their guard down during spankings. And, oh, they do!
The first chick, a waitress in Macon, GA, seems non-committal when the Narrator explains the deal as she’s finishing up work for the night. The next scene, N is on their hotel phone, clearly surprised to be talking to the waitress, who is downstairs in the lobby. When she comes up to their room, she looks much younger & cuter than she did in the darkened bar. Her glasses are a nice touch. They add a prim charm to her pretty face, which seems always to be offering a nervous, submissive smile. Ya gotta like her.
They run thru the deal again, and then quick as wink she’s off, “I have to go out to my car…” she says, running out the door. N says she’s spooked and not coming back. This must happen a lot when he’s making these movies, cause he seems so sure & resigned & a little bummed. But he was wrong! She returns, much to everyone’s quite genuine surprise. When N exclaims, “We didn’t think you’d come back!” you really hear the sigh of relief in his voice.
Now, I’m not used to this much exposition, but I have to admit it’s kinda titillating! I love how Pretty Waitress is noticeably anxious as he explains how the spanking will go down: he’ll hand her an hourglass with five minutes of sand, and her spanking will begin when she flips it. At his request, she timidly pulls down her panties down around her sneakers and awkwardly –yet expertly– lies herself across his lap. He flips up her short skirt, and immediately begins spanking.
The spanks are firm but mild at first, he tells her he’s just warming up. She titters nervously but after about a minute, she yelps “Oooh!” and we get our first zoom in on that bright pink bottom. A wonderful butt, by the way: young & firm & creamy-skinned. Now, more like strawberries and cream, though…
At this point, the laughter has ceased and Pretty Waitress slips into wincing silence, punctuated by the occasional “OWWWW!” after a particularly hard swipe. Gotta admire N’s tenacity, he hits fast & firm & never seems to lose his rhythm. Blows fall like seconds on a stop watch, as the camera lingers on her reddening cheeks, and then zooms in on the distress in her face. He asks her how she’s feeling, and she gasps, “It’s harder than I expected…”
As the spanking continues, her leg starts flexing protectively, and she’s breathing hard, tearing up, barely able to stand it one second more and then DONE! She jumps off him, and together they inspect the damage he’s done to her red, inflamed buttocks. The sight reduces her to sobs…
Must not be too bad, though, cause she’s back for her second spanking — same setting, same clothes, I assume it’s the same night but it must be a few hours later cause her ass is essentially back to normal. This time, N has a new twist to the spanking. He shows her seven discs, or “pucks” as he calls them. Each one has a different implement listed on the back: cane, ruler, sheriff’s paddle, central paddle, strap, hairbrush and one particular diabolical option, “escape,” which would mean the girl’s free to take her cash & leave without another lick.
I won’t tell you what Pretty Waitress selects, but instead of going the whole 5 minutes she merely has to endure 25 licks while lying across the bed. That truly was an act of mercy, cause after the second smack, she’s crying real tears. The camera dwells on her face as the blows continue, fear & even regret in her eyes. This is really hard to watch! But impossible to look away…
At one point, she really does freak & there’s an edit where I believe they must’ve given her a chance to compose herself. After this, he seems to be hitting her a little more gently, but still, it’s an awful implement and she’s taking it like a trooper. Less overtly stressed but more resigned to her fate. She can’t keep it together long, though, and soon she’s treading her feet in fearful anticipation of upcoming stings.
The spanking ends, and as they’re reviewing her bruised, swollen cheeks in the mirror, N asks her if she has any comments. “Owie…” she mumbles, as if in shock.
They have her pick from the “Implement Pucks” again, and although she’s really hoping for that get-out-of-spanking-free one, she winds up picking another doozie. Five minutes! There’s not much more I can say about this spanking except it’s BRUTAL. She’s draped over a chair, now, and her ass has already taken two punishments, so you can imagine how quickly it flames back up again. By the final seconds, she’s squirming & wincing & even whispers to him, “I can’t stand much more of this…”
So that was Georgia. In Tennessee, there’s a rather staged “pick up” scene with two girls at a rest stop. One is blonde and the other’s a brunette with a goth vibe, and both are over-acting. Honestly, I think the girls thought they would screw around with the guys filming a porno, and then somewhere during this poorly improv’d scene it dawns on them that they’re being offered real money, and no sex is involved. Looks like they’re surprised that they’re actually considering the spanking deal…
The next scene, the ladies bicker about who will go first and the sweet blonde steps up. She’s curvy but not fat — her soft round ass ripe for the spanking. As her over-the-knee spanking starts, she tells her friend it’s not that bad, but then soon enough she’s gritting her teeth, exclaiming “Shit!” and “Jesus!” There’s a nice view of her jeans around her ankles, her pale white butt growing redder & redder with welts & broken capillaries.
Her friend is visibly nervous when it’s her turn to be spanked. She hesitates pulling down her pants, getting in position, flipping the hour glass… but what a fine ass! Fit and smooth & unblemished, a blank canvas in need of handiwork! Though she’s wearing a tough girl’s leather choker, she’s crying out like a baby with every blow. When her spanking is over, she seems lost for words, truly spent & a little pissed off at her friend.
They take a break before the next spankings, though, and when the camera is on her again, Goth Girl’s sporting a mysterious smile, and admits to mixed feelings about getting her ass smacked. Likens it to scratching an itch, says it feels kinda good even though it hurts. Ladies and gentlemen, a submissive is born!!
Annnnyway… the girls select from the same “Implement Pucks” as Pretty Waitress did, and endure two more teeth-gnashing, whimper-inducing, bruised-bottom-producing spankings each. By the time they’re finished, both are reduced to tears. Blondie is covered in sweat, her mascara running down her face. And Goth Girl’s having such a hard time keeping it together, she needs to be restrained.
Props to all involved in this spanking gem, but biggest props to our Narrator, who is a master spanker. He’s also an incredible “people person,” the way he easily, matter-of-factly explains everything to the ladies, and is always respectful and engaging. He does not interact sexually with the women AT ALL. There isn’t the slightest whiff of lasciviousness in how he relates to them, and he expresses the utmost concern while he’s spanking them.
He’s got a real expert’s touch, dispensing blows evenly between butt cheeks, pausing to give a girl time to compose herself, checking in periodically to see how she’s doing… He doesn’t play-act a “master” routine or get off on bossing the girls around, either; in fact, he’s rather caring, especially with Pretty Waitress who really needs comforting at one point.
Funny thing: I didn’t find him attractive at all when the movie started, but his kind, polite — yet firm & determined– demeanor really grew on me. By the time our last ladies are driving off into the sunset, I was fantasizing about being next in line to submit to his open hand!
Oooooh… just the thought of it is making me squirm…
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