Getting to the Meat of the Matter — Red Hot Video
By Will Workferporn | January 9, 2009
Getting to the Meat of the Matter
Red Hot Video Productions
Life can be rough for a spanker. Whether it’s Paris Hilton or that hot receptionist in the dentist’s office, chances are you’re never going to spank the girls you really want to. Even if you could impress them enough to go out with them, or be charming enough to talk them out of their clothing, chances are they’re not going to be into the scene. As a spanker, you learn to accept the wide chasm of seemingly-unbreachable space between those wild and wonderful places where your fantasies allow you to go, and the mundane, often-disappointing reality that you live with.
And yet, breaking through the mundane reality comes … [drum roll, please] … RHV MAN. Here is a man who did not accept the truism that you can only legally spank girls who actually want to be spanked. Armed with nothing more than a great idea and an apparently legally-airtight model’s release, RHV Man figured out not only how to spank hot chicks who don’t want it, not only how to spank them hard and long and well beyond their pain threshhold, but also how to make money at it. I think I can honestly say, with no sarcasm or irony, that this man is a true American genius.
Even so, not all of his videos are spectacular. I wish they were. I root for him. I pin high hopes on what will come out of his studio, because of the amazing potential to be different from, and possibly better than, anything else on the market. So without further ado, let’s talk about Getting to the Meat of the Matter.
Our first spankee is Brianna. I loved this segment. Brianna has a great body, but it turns out that’s not her only attractive asset. RHV girls are sex trade professionals, and they almost always try to project themselves as sultry and sexualized. They strut and pout and vamp for the camera. Brianna doesn’t. The RHV blurb describes her as a quintessential blonde bimbo. Absolutely not. No only isn’t she bimbo-esque, but she isn’t even very blonde.
Brianna models lingerie for the camera in a professional, articulate way. She reminds me more of a hot soccer mom than anything else. She seems to be doing her job, neither more nor less, and ready to drive away in the household minivan when it’s over. I’ve seen a number of opening RHV scenes, and I was more turned on by mature Brianna performing matter-of-factly as a spokesmodel than all various young hotties I’ve seen posing as femme fatales and making goo-goo eyes at the camera.
RHV man entices Brianna across his lap by saying he wants the panties modeled from that particular angle. Kinda silly, but it fits her professional persona. She’s there to do a job, and if the job calls for a certain position and camera angle, she does it.
He starts spanking her when she’s across his lap. She gets upset. She asks him to stop. He keeps spanking. She gets more and more upset. She curses him and insults him, but mostly she shrieks. She shrieks a lot, things like “Ow” and Stop”. She’s a shrieker, but I didn’t find it annoying. Just the opposite. I was turned on by her competence and professionalism, and I was even more turned on by that same competence and professionalism reduced to helpless shrieks.
About half way through, Brianna starts blubbering. It takes a little while, and a fair share of pounding from RHV Man’s big, meaty hands, but eventually the tears well up in her eyes and start to flow freely. I was very turned on by this scene. It’s a sexy, mature woman reduced to tears, not an 18 year old. It’s a real comedown for her. It’s almost like watching a newscaster or some other kind of professional spokesmodel spanked to tears. Extremely erotic. And it just keeps going. He has her, he knows it, and he plays with her. He can make her stop crying by slowing down, and he can make her start again with another set of slaps. This is RHV at it’s best. I wish the scene kept going, but Brianna has enough. She throws a tantrum on RHV Man’s lap, armsa nd legs flailing crazily, and he dumps her on the floor. She lays there on her back, sobbing like a child, as the scene fades.
Next up is a young woman who calls herself Rhiannon. She’s sexy and elegant in a way that you don’t often see in the adult industry. She has a shoulder length blonde hair, wide, almond-shaped eyes and beautifully symmetric features. And a knockout of a body. She’s really quite pretty, much more so than Brianna or most of the other women you see in spanking videos. She doesn’t “look” like a porn star. She almost looks like someone you’d see at a debutante ball (except for this really large and unattractive tattoo across her back).
Anyway, I was really looking forward to the spanking. And I can’t complain about it in any technical or aesthetic sense. RHV Man rains blows down on Rhiannon’s butt, just as I expected. She starts to cry pretty soon and keeps crying for the entire rest of the spanking, almost 15 minutes. She also kicks and screams and wriggles a lot. There are a lot of close-up face scenes, which I generally enjoy. I love the idea of a beautiful woman crying and helpless as she’s being spanked . . . and yet, this scene didn’t really do much for me. Why, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because there’s no interaction between spanker and spankee. He spanks, and she reacts, but there’s no chemistry, no back-and-forth, no pacing, no suspense. Or maybe it’s because the scene feels more like tortue than spanking. Most RHV women, in spite of their pain, will do things like push their hair out of their eyes during a spanking. They seem aware of themselves and the camera and their part in the production. Rhiannon seems oblivious to everything except her own suffering. I can’t not recommend this scene, because it’s fine technically, and because it has all the elements of a successful segment. But I can’t recommend it either. You be the judge. You’ll probably love it.
The final “girl” is called Stephanie Weaver. Hard to say how old she is, because her face is almost never shown, except in fleeting glimpses. You see her neck, with some wrinkles, and you see some brief, passing grimaces as she’s spanked. Sometimes her face is simply being blocked by her hair. As a viewer who likes to see faces, and who appreciates RHV’s focus on the face in other segments, I had to wonder whether the omission in this scene was purposeful? Was RHV embarrassed to sell a spanked older woman on their videos? Look, that’s their decision, but with never getting a good look at the woman’s face, it’s just that much harder to get into the segment.
Even so, it’s not a bad session. Steph has a nice body, and RHV man tears into it with the usual gusto. Steph keeps telling him to stop. She often uses the word “please” all by itself, not in a begging kind of way, but as a direction on it’s own. The implication is that he knows what’s the right thing to do, and all she has to do is say “please” as a reminder. It’s kind of like a librarian — they don’t say “please be quiet”, just “please”, and you know what they mean. It’s another aspect of the video that makes her seem older, but not in a bad way. I wish RHV had given us some facial close-ups and used her maturity as a selling point, not something to be hidden. She also says things like “that’s not allowed”, in keeping with the older librarian persona.
She’s not a complete librarian, though. She also curses a bit and tells him that she hates him. And she complains about the pain. About midway through the spanking Stephie gets dumped off RHV Man’s lap. She grabs a beer bottle from the floor and goes after him. He stops her, wrestles her back over his lap, and the spanking resumes. Sure it’s a scripted moment, but the spanking continues, and Steph’s pain is quite real. Her ass gets flaming red, and the red even travels down her legs. I’ve never seen the red spread like that. She complains that it “burns” and that she’ll do anything to make it stop. The way she says “it burns, it burns” sounds so real it’s even a bit poignant. She wriggles and fights more than any RHV woman I can remember, and that struggle, combined with her very real pain and very real, unscripted comments and complaints about it, make this video erotic. I just wish there had been more face shots and close-ups. It’s a decent segment, but it could have been a better one.
Overall, this is an up-and-down movie. I loved the first segment with Brianna. I could watch it over and over, and I wish it just kept going. The second scene with Rhiannon was a turn-off. The third scene was in between. At the same time, if I had to make a prediction, I’d guess that the majority of spanking.com viewers will love Rhiannon’s spanking, even though I didn’t. I give the video three stars.
Getting to the Meat of the Matter
Red Hot Video Productions
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