Startling Simplicity
By Amasake | May 26, 2008
HOW TO PUNISH YOUR PLAYBOY HUSBAND
Three stars
“How To Punish Your Playboy Husband” is an exciting 10-minute clip where a sexy but sour-faced woman verbally & physically abuses her carousing husband with stunning brutality. After a quick set-up where she accosts him for going out with the buddies (instead of taking her to dinner, like he’d promised), she gets right down to business:
“When was the last time I took you across my lap and gave you a good bare-bottom spanking?” she demands. He’s not thrilled with the idea, to say the least. Suggests they go to bed & have some fun, instead.
Of course, she’s not having any of that. She looks incredulous that he’d think she’s in any mood to sleep with him… She seems to be gearing up for a lecture and then, WHAM! Suddenly, we — the viewers– are visually assaulted, by an abrupt cut to a whole new scene.
The change is unexpected, like a slap but in a good way, like awakening to something cool. The first thing that registers is the smack-smack-smack sound of the woman’s hand landing powerfully upon the now-naked man’s ass, tilted up across her knee. Then there are the man’s groaning & gurgling-type sounds. I particularly appreciated Mrs’s disgusted, determined scolding. It was almost musical, like a pissed “white lady” rap to the beat of her fierce spanks.
“Ohhhhh, you know better than to reach behind & try to rub that bottom, don’t you?”
Suddenly, WHAM: another scene change. This time, she’s stripped down to lingerie and he’s lying, face down, on a bed. She chides him and strikes his butt — incredibly hard — with various leather straps as he squirms so bad she has to hold his ankles and eventually winds up holding him under her arm, around his waist, knees up & family jewels dangling helplessly below.
I’m loving these instant scene changes. Now he’s back over her knee, and she’s pummeling his cheeks with a flat wooden hairbrush, and then a hairbrush with a long handle, for added swing. Back to the bed, again: this time, he’s on his hands & knees while she whacks him with a wooden frat paddle (he gasps out “Thank you ma’am” after each of 11 strikes).
Finally, he kneels before her as she tells him he can tell her he’s sorry all he wants, but she’s not listening. She commands him to get back up on the bed on all fours for his caning. What follows honestly sent a chill down my spine. I showed this clip to two of my friends who enjoy spanking, and they, too, were fascinated & a little freaked out.
She lands some measured cane strokes — nasty ones, that make him howl upon contact. At first, she takes her time. Between blows, her cane traces the curve of his bottom, searching for the next place to sting. Then, once more, the action quickly shifts into high gear. The camera’s focused on his exposed ass as it takes a ferocious caning. Faster & faster she hits. He screams into a pillow; his legs & ass vibrate, the pain is so intense.
Dots of blood appear. At this point in my notes, I scribbled “Holy shit! This lady is crazy!” and while I’m sure that these folks are trained professionals, I still kinda fear for the guy, and hope he’s OK.
Anyway, the clip doesn’t so much resolve as it does simply end. The poor fellow writhes uncontrollably, and the Mrs pulls back for a moment. Her eyes flare, she gestures dramatically, “ You get that ass of yours high up in the air where I want it!” He cries out as more strikes fall and then: scene over.
While the really intense stuff isn’t necessarily my cup of tea, it’s executed well in this clip. Both actors stay in character, and the punishment certainly seems to be authentic (I have a feeling this guy’s ass spent a few days on ice, afterwards). The clip’s sound was OK, but the resolution was unfortunate. Difficult to make out the subtle variations of redness that different implements produce on ass cheeks.
Still, a hot clip to satisfy brutal-bitch-on-guy-who-deserves-it fantasies. Must remember to check it out, again, next time I’m having bad PMS…
http://videos.spanking.com/video/601/How-To-Punish-Your-Playboy-Husband/?
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Don’t put suff out with such poor resolution!!
Those of us with dial up see nothing