Primrose Thrower and May Snow have been summoned to appear before the Moonglow Cricket Club’s committee for a disciplinary hearing due to their unacceptable behaviour the previous day. They were both spanked – and it was a Howzat situation.
This is what happened:
Yesterday was the Moonglow Cricket Club’s Centenary Match. Between them, the two girls spoiled the whole day and left the players and committee members embarrassed.
May was the first to explain herself to the committee. She made some very rude gestures to the players and generally upset them, completely ruining the whole day for everyone. She imbibed a bit too much, resulting in her speech and actions being both rude and offensive.
It was agreed that each member of the committee, in turn, should spank her. As one member finished spanking her, the next one would put her over his knee.
The fourth member should have been Sir Tom, but he was unable to be there, so the acting chairman carried out his instructions and spanked May on her bare bottom.
Then it is Primrose’s turn to give her side of the story. Her father is the groundsman for the club, but due to his having been widowed recently, he was not in attendance. Therefore, Primrose took over her mother’s duties of attending to the catering side of the meetings. She was supposed to make a sherry trifle, but did so without the sherry. It would seem that she enjoyed the taste of the sherry and “spilled it down [her] throat.” All she could do was hope nobody would notice the sherry trifle had no sherry in it. Howzat again.
So Primrose had to go through the same as her friend – being spanked by each committee member.
Both girls returned to the locker room and were found by the acting chairman sharing a shower together. Absolutely disgusted with their behaviour, he decides to deal with both the girls on his own, rather than involve the other committee members.
Now the second session is more severe as he uses a leather tawse on their bottoms.
After he has tawsed each girl individually and left each with a very sore, red bottom, he dismissed them. As they walked out of the room arm in arm, he heard one of them refer to him as an “old fart.” Furious, he phones through to the doorman, instructing him to stop the two girls from leaving.
Therefore, the two girls find themselves being punished for the third time in one day. This third punishment was a caning. And to further humiliate them, he ordered both girls to remove all of their clothing.
By the end of the caning session, both girls were apologising profusely and promising never to repeat their actions of the previous day. Howzat!