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Spanking by Numbers
By Amasake | March 19, 2008
Two Stars, with recommendations
No offense — this movie was just not my cup of tea. But I can totally appreciate how it provides unique thrills for people who crave straightforward, girl-on-girl, spanking-military scenarios with lots of counting. You know who you are.
The action begins right away: a fearsome drumbeat plays as a stunning, short-haired blonde in camouflage fatigues paces before four frightened girls standing in front of a jail cell. She brandishes a machine gun, and orders the girls to strip naked. The prisoners –two blondes and two brunettes, slim & pretty young things– tremble with fear as their captor shouts at them in a language I first thought was German, but then sounded kinda Slavic… Bosnian, perhaps? No idea.
Anyway, there are subtitles but you really don’t need them to follow what’s going on (which is good, cause often the subtitles blur into the scenery). Mean Blonde wants their clothes off, and the girls scramble to remove them. What a sight! Endearing natural bosoms, and firm, youthful curves. The girls sport braids & pig tails, with some tattoos & piercings in the bunch.
Mean Blonde announces that in this prisoner camp, what she says goes! If they fail to obey her promptly, she will administer corporeal punishment! Time for a short “presentation.” She lines the girls up, turns one around to expose her ass and orders her 2nd-in-command — a similarly cammo’d brunette conveniently holding a belt– to give 25 whacks to each prisoner.
And so we have the setting, and the spankings are pretty much all the same: a naked girl stands in front of a jail cell & takes 25 belt lashes from another girl wearing battle fatigues, while three naked girls (mostly off-screen) count the blows one by one. Most accept their spanking silently, except for the brunette with the pig-tail who was second to be punished: she winces and hoots with abandon.
These are sound whoopings! Each girl’s butt blushes differently but they all show considerable damage from the belt. I felt particularly bad for the last girl spanked, the slim brunette with such a lean body, it seemed she had almost no fat on her bottom to help absorb the blows. At last, the sentence has been meted and the prisoners are hurried into orange prison shifts, then ushered into the jail cell where we leave them huddling timidly together.
Now here’s a scene with promise: the General (a stout, middle-aged gentleman) tells his assistant (a slim, young brunette in cammo) that he saw the day’s new prisoners, and a blonde with a piercing struck his fancy. She needs to bring him this girl for “the usual show”: sex between her & the prisoner! Things start off well; he leers at the girl, and instructs his assistant, “Help her show me what’s under her clothing…”
Unfortunately, their encounter is rather brief and not terribly steamy. The assistant’s hands caress the prisoner’s body lightly and flatly, like she’s frosting a cake. I was hoping to see more grabbing and squeezing, maybe some oral or penetration. The prisoner could’ve resisted a little more, too, that probably would’ve helped spice up this wooden encounter.
Oh well, it’s still OK, though. The blonde is stripped & spread out on the General’s desk, while his assistant fondles her body, licks & tweaks her nipples… pulls off her panties, rolls her over… Oh no! The General notices her bruised ass, and is appalled to hear one of his soldiers is responsible. He demands that the “sadistic bitch” be brought to him at once, and as his assistant hurries off, the prisoner dresses herself before the General’s burning stare.
Cut to Mean Blonde again — this time she’s torturing the remaining three prisoners with a power washer in the shower. Wild scene! The naked girls scream & squeal & flip out, basically, trying to dodge the forceful torrent that no doubt stings like the bejesus. Check it out: the shower curtains flap like they’re in gale-force winds, whenever they’re blasted. That’s some spray!
The fun is interrupted by word that Mean Blonde is under arrest, as per the General. She’s directed to a “luxury cell” (no idea what that means) to await trial, and then is marched to the General’s office where she’s scolded for spanking prisoners without orders. Defiantly, she insists that they need discipline. “Oh…” growls the General, “So you think discipline is important, do you…?”
He sentences her to 100 strokes of the cane, so that she will learn not to take it upon herself to torture prisoners. Again, she insists they deserved their punishments and begs him for mercy. He spares her no leniency. She’s taken from his office by the same brutish guards who ushered her in, and the next time we see her, she’s being led to a strange platform-looking thing, and ordered to undress.
Mean Blonde is a tiny thing — slim & sinewy, with angular, jutting bone structure. Again, I cringe to think how such a tight ass will absorb 100 cane strokes without any natural padding. She positions herself upon the platform, turning her back to us as she kneels, knees apart. Her upper body drapes over a lightly padded beam, and both of her wrists are shackled above her head.
An older woman in fatigues coaches her to try and keep her eyes open during her punishment, or she’ll faint. “Though,” she adds hopelessly, “Everybody faints…”
Here’s the deal, then: cane strokes are administered in increments of 25, followed by a brief rest period while the girl is checked by a medic, before punishment resumes. Mean Blonde must also count each stroke out loud, and if she forgets or garbles a number, the stroke must be repeated. And so we begin!
The first blow is a doozie — and they don’t get any easier. While the overall sound quality in “Martial Law II” leaves something to be desired, this scene was recorded beautifully. I love the whiz of the willowy cane as it slices air on the way to landing with a crack upon Mean Blonde’s taut bottom. I love, too, how the chains holding her in position clank as she jerks upon impact.
The camera alternates between views of her reddening butt, views of her straining upper body & contorting face, and even a “survey view” showing us her full body in profile, as her emotionless, cammo-clad tormenter swings the cane with all her might. Is that a clit ring I see, glittering below her shaved pussy lips? Nice… After 25 strokes, a woman in a white doctor’s coat checks her eyes and then the next 25 begin.
That’s pretty much the scene, here. Nothing fancy, not much dialog at all, except some mocking by the soldier spanking her (“Oooh… you’re crying… does it hurt?”). No implement switch-ups or position changes or special guest spankers, etc. Doesn’t get much more elemental than this, but that’s kind of the movie’s strength. When you’ve got spot-on footage of a gorgeous ass being assaulted by a cold, ruthless cane, what more do you need?
Her legs buckle, her cheeks quiver… raised welts appear, and her cheeks quickly turn from pink to rose to red to… crimson! Strong strokes fall across her butt and also along the back of her thighs, where the marks that swell up look particularly raw & painful. Mean Blonde struggles to contain her sobs, but the pain is too much. She pants, groans, scrunches her body reflexively… It’s difficult to watch.
By the 70th blow, she can barely hold herself up — she sags in her restraints and flops about like a fish, weeping softly as she labors to count. Her ass isn’t just reddened, it’s battered. Dark, purplish-red welts puff up unevenly all over her thighs & buttocks. At stoke #83, she finally collapses, or at least, appears to. The medic shakes her awake & permits the spanking to continue.
The final fifteen blows are so intense, I actually felt a rush. Mean Blonde is openly bawling & trembling uncontrollably, and adrenaline must be coursing thru her veins cause her nipples are hard little buds, now. Her tormenter delays her final two smacks, running the switch over her body before winding up and delivering the worst blows yet!
After swearing she’ll never forget these 100 cane strokes, she’s unshackled and ordered to step down. Wow, this girl can barely stand on her wobbly, wounded legs. The doctor says she’ll spend the next three days in recovery before returning to her cell. As the scene ends, we’re treated to close up views of what a hundred brutal cane whacks will do to tender cheeks & thighs. The damage is truly arresting.
In the sick ward, a young nurse tends to Mean Blonde (who’s more like “Exhausted Blonde” by now), tells her to expect to run a fever tonight, and that her urine might be “purulent” but not to worry about it. She smoothes some kinda ointment over Blonde’s bruised, swollen ass & legs, giving us one more look at the jaw-dropping aftermath of her excruciating ordeal.
Though she’s expressly denied painkillers, she accepts the cigarette she’s offered, and as the movie ends she’s taking long, slow draws… shaking her head as the severity of her punishment sinks in…
I could use a cigarette myself, now, remembering these thrillingly harsh spankings so vividly captured by Mood Pictures. Funny how I don’t remember being that terribly hot while watching the movie…Hmmmm…
I think the counting messes me up. Maybe part what gets me off about spankings, is not knowing what to expect next? This movie holds no surprises, and so I felt kinda empty just counting down the number of strokes. You, however, may really like it. Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, right?
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