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By Clare Fonda | April 14, 2009

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Top Five I’d like Topping Me.

I’ve been working some more M/f into my shoots recently and you can bet when some handsome male top is on the set it’s “Step aside, Miss 21 year old model. Momma’s here.” I recently came up with some twisted plot that got me some great laptime with James Mitchell on Spanked Call Girls and it got me thinking of a very special to do list:

5.Gale Howard- This is the actor who plays Teri Hatcher’s boyfriend on Desperate Housewives but I was thinking about him spanking me when he starred on Queer as Folk. Although he played a gay man his character was so stuck up, I believed in my heart of hearts that Gale Howard was gay for pay. I would dream about how I would lovingly tease him about being gay (Please stay off my back, G.L.A.D. I adore gay men!) and punish me and prove he wasn’t with a lecherous spanking. I am so glad that this sexy actor is fully recovered from his recent motorcycle accident, got that shoulder all healed up and he can get back to work in my fantasies.

4. Edward Furlong – This is a guilty pleasure I know because Edward self destructed after T2 and deserves a bloody good hiding but if anyone besides me saw Detroit Rock City I absolutely love the scene where he takes off his belt with the huge KISS buckle and beats the guys’ ass while they play Ozzy Osbourne’s rendition of Black Sabbath’s Iron man. Talk about Heavy Metal!

3. Mickey Rourke- Just making it clear this is Mickey in 91/2 Weeks, Angel Heart or even Blue Orchid, not the Mickey of “The Wreslter” I don’t want Randy The Ram anywhere near my ass but I do adore Mickey and the way he treats his dogs! I’d be his bitch.

2. Josh Brolin – looks a little like my boyfriend. He has such sexy voice. I’d want to backtalk a lot so I could hear his voice while he spanked me. This fantasy always ends with Diane Lane, his gorgeous wife, walking in the room and rolling her eyes. I remember her getting a few swats from Olivier Martinez in the movie Unfaithful so I’d probably want her to tell me about that after she bitch slapped me.

1. Guy Pearce – This Austrailian actor has never had the success he deserved, but God -if he would come work for my websites he’d be a big star. Guy is a bit bony these days for my tastes but he looked so hot and healthy as Detective Ed Exley in LA Confidential. Cops in uniforms please leave me alone, but cops in suits, good cops in suits, make me want to get my ass paddled right out of a misdemeanor.

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6 Responses to “Clare’s Corner”

  1. SBA Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    I’d love to see any of those guys spank you, Clare!

    Can definitely you annoying one of the detectives in LA Confidential a bit too much and having to be spanked.

    Looking forward on you crossing off names on your todo list.. hehe

    Sexy cougar!!

  2. Adam Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    I’d like to see spanked by Dubbya

  3. cutiepie Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    hehe Clare looks like your having too much fun!!

    I hope he gave it to your ass good:)

    xoxo

  4. Dave Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 12:30 am

    Hi Clare,

    Great Top-5 article!

    ..and that is a Fantastic photo of you…perfect :)

    Dave

  5. Ms Ash Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    How about equal time for us ladies? ;) Then, 5 gals you’d like over your knee! (If you can keep it to 5, you’re doing better than I!)

  6. Clare Fonda Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Ms Ash, I accept the challenge and will address it in an upcoming article. My next one is about being topped by a woman so it’ll be a great topic for artcle 3. Thanks!

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